Digging Like a Demented Mole

"They'll be dancing in the streets of ______ tonight…"

Curly-haired blindside meanies

One of the Mole's favourites. Picking Skrela over Beauxis is like picking David Gray over Beethoven, M. Lievremont.

Poor old Tobes: what, did you really think you were going to play in a World Cup when Johnno could pick le Jonny?

Take two bottles into the shower? I just wash and go.

With thanks to McCann of Cooley for the heads-up.

Sure, it's not entirely fair. It's not all that harsh either, though.

In honour of the 2011 John Eales Medal Winner and the 1934 'Best Actor' Academy Award Winner

I Stole Your Joke, Keano!

It's Glandular, I'm Sure