Wait'll you hear what somebody told me in Fergburger last night ...

HOLD THE PRESSES:

“The Irish media hotel is as close to the town centre as The Berkeley Court to Lans- downe. That fact did not stop one Irish photographer from getting a taxi home the other evening, which led to the following, mortifying chat with the bemused driver. “Howya, the Copthorne Hotel. Jeez, it’s cold out there, so are you busy tonight … oh, we’re here. Can I get a receipt please?”

Phenomenal stuff. Revealing, incisive, devastatingly witty … why can’t every paper be the Indo?

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