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All of which is true but there’s a few more strings to Cullen’s bow. He is also the chairman of Cullen Communications, established by his dad, Frank Cullen, a public relations company with a number of multinational clients who “reported a slight dip in profits following the handover of the business from founder Frank Cullen to his two sons”.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/leinsterages2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LeinsterAges2</image:title><image:caption>Marty Moore started 14 games in MOC’s first season which earned him a bench spot during the 2014 Six Nations during which time Tadhg Furlong started three games as 21 year old then took a back seat as Leinster won the Pro12. Jack Conan started one game during the same Six Nations with Heaslip and Jordi Murphy away on Ireland duty. 

Brian Byrne made one start the following season at the end of November 2014 joining Josh van der Flier as a starter after the flanker played against Zebre in October. Van der Flier was given another start during the 2015 Six Nations while Conan nailed down a run of games and started twelve times in the 14/15 season as a 22 year old.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/leinsterages1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LeinsterAges1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-28T09:08:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2018/03/04/its-grim-up-north-ulsters-malaise/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/bryn-cunningham_ulster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bryn Cunningham_Ulster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/shane-logan_ulster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shane Logan_Ulster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/charles-piutau_ulster.png</image:loc><image:title>Charles Piutau_Ulster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/shane-logan_tommybowe_ravenhill.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ulster Rugby agrees stadium naming rights deal with Kingspan</image:title><image:caption>05th June 2014  Photo by William Cherry/Presseye&#13;
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Ulster Rugby has signed a 10-year agreement with the Kingspan Group, the worldÕs leading provider of sustainable building materials, for the naming rights to what will now be called Kingspan Stadium. &#13;
Pictured at the press conference are Shane Logan, Chief Executive Ulster Rugby, Pat Freeman, Managing Director of Kingspan Environmental and Ulster Rugby player Tommy Bowe.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/sean-obrien_ruan-pienaar_2012.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sean O'Brien_Ruan Pienaar_2012</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/niall-annett_worcester.png</image:loc><image:title>Niall Annett_Worcester</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/chris-farrell_grenoble.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chris Farrell_Grenoble</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/lorcan-dow_ireland-u20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ireland U19 v Australia Schools - Representative Match</image:title><image:caption>14 December 2013; Lorcan Dow, Ireland. Representative Match, Ireland U19 v Australia Schools. Ravenhill Park, Belfast, Co. Antrim. Picture credit: Ramsey Cardy / SPORTSFILE</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/david-pollock_ulster-rugby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>David Pollock_Ulster Rugby</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/brian-mclaughlin_ulster-2012.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brian McLaughlin_Ulster 2012</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-04T13:38:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2017/05/15/squad-to-squad-tour-to-world-cup-japan-to-japan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/rory-best-ireland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rory Best Ireland</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/eddie-osullivan-and-the-2005-irish-lions_billy-stickland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eddie O'Sullivan and the 2005 Irish Lions_Billy Stickland</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/billy-hollland_canada.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Billy Hollland_Canada</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/tony-buckley_ireland-vs-canada.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tony Buckley_Ireland vs Canada</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/rob-kearney_andrew-trimble.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rob Kearney_Andrew Trimble</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/schmidt-gatland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>schmidt-gatland</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/brian-carney-vs-scotland_oliver-mcveigh-sportsfile.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brian Carney vs Scotland_Oliver McVeigh Sportsfile</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/david-wallace-vs-japan-2005.jpg</image:loc><image:title>David Quinlan 19/6/2005</image:title><image:caption>Ireland Rugby Tour of Japan 2nd Test Japan vs Ireland 19/6/2005&#13;Japan's Takanori Kumagae can't stop David Wallace touching down for their first try&#13;Mandatory Credit ©INPHO/Morgan Treacy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/luke-fitzgerald_lions-2009.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Luke Fitzgerald_Lions 2009</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-21T14:13:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2017/01/16/4-up-2013-year-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/2013-year-3-crop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2013-year-3-crop</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/henshaw-try-nz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>henshaw-try-nz</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-18T13:09:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2017/01/08/ireland-second-rows-in-2016-the-post-paul-oconnell-era/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/toner_new-zealand.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toner_new-zealand</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/jonny_gray_scotland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jonny_gray_scotland</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/donnacha-ryan_blockdown.jpg</image:loc><image:title>donnacha-ryan_blockdown</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/healy_obrien.jpg</image:loc><image:title>healy_obrien</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/iain-henderson_ulster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>iain-henderson_ulster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/toner-ryan_new-zealand.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toner-ryan_new-zealand</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/ultan-dillane_versus-new-zealand.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ultan-dillane_versus-new-zealand</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-13T16:27:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2016/12/22/5-up-2012-year-4/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/connacht_back3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>connacht_back3</image:title><image:caption>Pat Lam plays a 2-4-2 game that uses a lot of width and provides an opportunity for speed on the wing because they will see the ball. Instead of pruning from the Connacht academy, Lam went fishing in the AIL for pace, where he caught Matt Healy and Niyi Adeolokun. Speed kills and Layden’s lack of top flight gas, combined with his injuries and increased competition for places under a coach that had recruited a certain kind of player meant that opportunity was limited for game time. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/hendy_paulie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hendy_paulie</image:title><image:caption>- "Who wrote that book for you?"
-"Who read it to you?!"
Can Hendy translate athletic ability into a great career? He's had a great example at the right time so he knows how it is done.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-05T13:12:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2016/02/01/napoleans-ghost/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/fouroux.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fouroux</image:title><image:caption>The force of nature that was Jacques Fouroux directs operations</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/clouseau.jpg</image:loc><image:title>clouseau</image:title><image:caption>We opened our preview of France’s 2011 campaign with this “Clouseau is the bumbling and incompetent police inspector of the French Sûreté, whose investigations are marked with chaos and destruction that he himself largely causes. Regardless of his rather limited ability, he successfully solves his cases and finds the correct culprits, even if this success is achieved entirely by accident.”</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/laporte_guignol.jpg</image:loc><image:title>laporte_guignol</image:title><image:caption>Laporte was urbane, intense and a passionate disciplinarian, associated with Parisian money and a national figure due to his likeness appearing as a Guignol.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/berbizier.jpg</image:loc><image:title>berbizier</image:title><image:caption>[box] France sought to replicate Fouroux when appointing Pierre Berbizier, fresh from a career as an international scrum half, as coach in 1992. Berbizier had been given his international debut by Fouroux as a 22 year old. England dominated the Five Nations during Berbizier’s time in charge and les Bleus did better on the road, winning a two test series in NZ in 1994 before losing controversially in the 1995 RWC semi to hosts South Africa.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/dubroca.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dubroca</image:title><image:caption>Fouroux proved a hard act to follow as England improved and Daniel Dubroca didn’t last long, leaving the job after RWC91 when he manhandled referee David Bishop. Dubroca was captain of France at the 1987 RWC, appointed by coach Jacques Fouroux. He had overseen a team capable of le beau jeu, like this try against England at Twickenham, but that also struggled with discipline.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-12T12:26:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2016/01/02/buy-rent-or-steal-or-loan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/darren-oshea_maul-vs-nottingham_rachel-holborn_camerasport.png</image:loc><image:title>Darren O'Shea_Maul vs Nottingham_Rachel Holborn_CameraSport</image:title><image:caption>O'Shea breaks away from the head of a lineout maul against Nottingham. If I were editing a club program in the early-mid 90s, I'm pretty sure that this would be in black and white and titled "On The Burst".
Photo Credit: Rachel Holborn/CameraSport</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/rachel-holborn_camera-sport-darren-oshea-vs-nottingham.png</image:loc><image:title>Rachel Holborn_Camera Sport - Darren O'Shea vs Nottingham</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/darren-oshea-worcester-vs-northampton-pre-season-friendly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Darren O'Shea Worcester vs Northampton Pre Season Friendly</image:title><image:caption>O'Shea races away from former Munster team-mate JJ Hanrahan to score a lung-buster from 50m out for Worcester against Northampton Saints in a pre-season match earlier this autumn. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/mike-mccarthy_paul-moran_sportsfile.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mike McCarthy_Paul Moran_Sportsfile</image:title><image:caption>Mike McCarthy has been putting in some highlight-reel tackles in recent games, most notably the rib-tickler on Toulon's enormous Romain Taofifenua in the Lansdowne Road fixture of the double-header. When allied to the strength he provides in the scrum behind the tighthead prop and his physicality at the breakdown over 60-65 minutes, he's doing everything that Leinster could ask of him. Photo Credit: Paul Moran/Sportsfile</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/mark-mccall_tightlipped.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mark McCall_Tightlipped</image:title><image:caption>Difficult to find a more characteristic photograph of Mark McCall: tracksuit clad, brow furrowed, lip tightened. He's not a charismatic svengali, but he knows his business</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/darren-oshea_tackled_london-scottish_rachel-holborn_camerasport.png</image:loc><image:title>Darren O'Shea_Tackled_London Scottish_Rachel Holborn_CameraSport</image:title><image:caption>Ryan Lamb doesn't look too keen on getting involved on his mate's behalf as O'Shea is double-teamed against London Scottish. Never mind the contact position though – look at the height of yon beastie! Photo Credit: Rachel Holborn/CameraSport</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/darren-oshea_lineout-vs-cornwall_rachel-holborn_camerasport.png</image:loc><image:title>Darren O'Shea_Lineout vs Cornwall_Rachel Holborn_CameraSport</image:title><image:caption>Darren O'Shea at the top of the pyramid taking a lineout ball for the Worcester Warriors in last season's RFU Championship fixture against the Cornish Pirates. Photo rights: Rachel Holborn/CameraSport</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-04T12:02:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2015/12/31/leviathan/</loc><lastmod>2016-01-02T13:46:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2015/11/18/ireland-rwc-2015-report-card-part-7-brains-trust/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/schmidt_semaphore.jpg</image:loc><image:title>schmidt_semaphore</image:title><image:caption>Kinda looks like 1/4. And keeps up our teapot theme for this review.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T18:52:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2015/11/16/ireland-rwc-2015-report-card-part-4-half-backs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/conormurray_2015.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ConorMurray_2015</image:title><image:caption>Conor Murray's average Kick/Pass/Run breakdown over the four RWC15 games he started was 10/94/4, with his box-kicking in the Italian game sticking out in the memory. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/isaac-boss_2013.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Isaac Boss 22/11/2013</image:title><image:caption>Boss has played well over 300 games of professional and representative rugby, including 22 test caps for Ireland and 16 for the Wolfhounds/Ireland 'A'. At 35 years old, he's very much in the winter of his career, but the Tokorua-born scrum-half keeps himself in phenomenal shape and, as importantly in a long career, keeps a smile on his face. He's an example of how far a great attitude can bring you and an example to all young players in terms of his application and temperament – as is his sometime provincial rival, Peter Stringer. 
</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-17T08:48:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2015/12/15/print-is-dead-long-live-print-no-2-the-complete-rugby-union-compendium/</loc><lastmod>2015-12-22T23:07:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2015/12/02/print-is-dead-long-live-print-no-1-no-borders/</loc><lastmod>2015-12-04T13:22:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2015/11/27/ireland-rwc-2015-report-card-part-8-irish-rugby/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/eddie-jones.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eddie jones</image:title><image:caption>Eddie is Establishment now but the Randwick man got his big break coaching the upstart Brumbies. The great Rod MacQueen had laid the foundations for a team originally composed of discards from Queensland and NSW. Innovation comes from the margins. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/lockyer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lockyer</image:title><image:caption>The Maroons have put together an incredible Origin record over the last decade, frequently fielding a team outweighed by NSW but with buckets of pace and football. To go even more esoteric in League, I loved the 2005 Wests Tigers. They started the season poorly and were the smaller team in every game they played but they were fit, hungry, skillful and could score from anywhere.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/gibson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gibson</image:title><image:caption>The NZ Herald opined in 2005 that "the innovations they introduced have had an influence which is still being felt. Oddly, the lessons provided by the Lions on 1971 may have been of more benefit to New Zealand than to the British Isles. Even by the end of the 1971 season some New Zealand sides were starting to show an appreciation of backline counterattacking."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/doyler.jpg</image:loc><image:title>doyler</image:title><image:caption>Of all the Irish coaches, Mick Doyle made the greatest impression on me with his mantra of “give it a lash”. In 1990, the Irish soccer team were sent on the greatest sporting expedition the nation has ever mounted with their manager being exhorted to Give it a Lash, Jack. “Johnny Aldridge, showed the Maltese, that he hadn't lost his touch, he's holding back now, for the craic now, ‘til the day we get revenge on the Dutch” I love that song.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-01T08:20:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2015/11/07/ireland-rwc-2015-report-card-part-5-centres/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/keith-earls-2015.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Keith Earls 2015</image:title><image:caption>Keith Earls celebrates breaking Brian O'Driscoll's Irish World Cup try-scoring record against Italy. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/robbie-henshaw-2015.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robbie Henshaw 2015</image:title><image:caption>Henshaw’s performances in the 2015 Six Nations were extremely impressive for a young player making his first appearance in the tournamenthave made him a shoo-in 
Making breaks and beating defenders is tough in the No12 jersey – there's no room. In those regards, Henshaw had a cracking Six Nations, easily outperforming any of his northern hemisphere contemporaries. 

Over the course of the 5 games in the Six Nations, Henshaw was credited by ESPN with 4 clean breaks [2 vs Scotland, 1 vs England, 1 vs Italy] and 16 defenders beaten [2 vs Scotland, 3 vs Wales, 6 vs England, 2 vs France and 3 vs Italy]. That gives an average of 0.8 CB/game and 3.2 DB/game.

Jamie Roberts started all five games for Wales and is credited with 1 clean break and 6 defenders beaten [average: 0.2CB/game and 1.2DB/game]; Luther Burrell started all five for England and is credited with 2 clean breaks and 3 defenders beaten [0.4 CB/game and 0.6 DB/game -and those figures point towards why he didn't make the English RWC squad]. No other No12 started more than three matches in the championship. 

Masi [Italy] played in three games and is credited with 2 clean breaks and 4 defenders beaten [0.7 CB/game and 1.3 DB/game]; Fofana [France] played in three and is credited with 2 clean breaks and 6 defenders beaten [0.7 CB/game and 2 DB/game]; and Dunbar [Scotland] started 3 and is credited with 2 clean breaks and 2 defenders beaten [0.7 CB/game and 0.7 DB/game]. 

Given that he massively outperformed both in totals and averages all his contemporaries in those key attacking categories, that he was first rate defensively and that we won the Six Nations, I thought he was an unqualified success. By some distance the best No12 in the tournament. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-30T21:03:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2015/11/05/irelands-rwc15-report-card-part-six-the-back-three/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/dave-kearney-argentina.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dave Kearney Argentina</image:title><image:caption>His finger was grand, they were showing a replay of Argentina's first try on the big screen behind the doc. Badum-tish! Poor Dave. He had a great August and September and played his way on to the plane and into the team. He wasn't the only player to underperform against Argentina, but you're exposed as a winger and can really take a licking on a bad day. The Mole remembers Stefan Terblanche running four tries past Denis Hickie [and breaking his face for good measure] back in 1998.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/luke-fitzgerald-argentina.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Luke Fitzgerald - Argentina</image:title><image:caption>Fitzgerald looked like he had to raise a bit of a gallop to get over the line for his try against Ireland, but he took the chance well and then made the next one to boot. His performances in the World Cup were very positive and bode well for a positive impact on the 2016 Six Nations. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/tommy-bowe-romania-2015.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tommy Bowe - Romania 2015</image:title><image:caption>Tommy Bowe dots down accurately for Ireland's first try against Romania. The Ulsterman will miss the entire Six Nations for the third time in four years, and is in a race against time to be available for the summer tour to South Africa. At 31 years old and with 67 caps to his name, the parallels with another outsize winger of recent vintage are striking but hopefully not fateful: Shane Horgan earned the last of his 65 caps at 31 years old in the November 2009 test match against Fiji. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-11T14:46:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2015/11/05/ireland-rwc2015-report-cards-pt-3-the-backrow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/sean-obrien_pascal-pape.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sean OBrien_Pascal Pape</image:title><image:caption>Three words: big f*cking deal. O'Brien hits Papé with his wrist in the ned kelly and everyone wrings their hands. I want to see less people being dragged and held off the ball ... if that means more punches, all the better! It's like a good economy: you tax things to disincentivise them. Big cars that are harmful to air quality, smokes that cause cancer etc. Ask rugby fans whether they want to see more players held off the ball or more punches.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/jordi-murphy-ireland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jordi-Murphy-Ireland</image:title><image:caption>Jordi Murphy caption</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-06T20:02:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2015/11/04/irelands-rwc-2015-report-card-pt-2-the-second-row/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/paul-oconnell-2015.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paul O'Connell 2015</image:title><image:caption>Paul O'Connell: hugely missed by the team against Argentina, the captain will be hugely missed by every Irish rugby fan when the Six Nations rolls around. It's not that I'm predicting we'll go to pot without him there, it'll just be really odd to go to Lansdowne Road with the knowledge that he won't ever be back on the pitch in green. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/donnacha-ryan_ireland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Donnacha Ryan_Ireland</image:title><image:caption>Donnacha Ryan: the Shannon man has been out of the international picture for a good while due to injury, but he's got the size, temperament and experience to thrive at test level. If he can come close to replicating O'Connell's workrate and effectiveness at the breakdown, he'll be very difficult to leave out of the Irish team over the next couple of years. If he can scrummage as well as his former Munster team-mate, it will be nigh-on impossible. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/irelands-iain-henderson-630x460.jpg</image:loc><image:title>irelands-iain-henderson-630x460</image:title><image:caption>Iain Henderson: he can do everything, but not at the same time. Paul O'Connell's international retirement opens up a slot in the second row, but Peter O'Mahony's opens up another in the backrow. There are a number of locks in Ireland who can hit rucks, scrummage and maul as well as Hendy, but there are very few player who can do as much damage with the ball in hand. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-13T15:29:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2015/11/02/ireland-rwc15-report-cards-pt-1-front-rows/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/jack-mcgrath_ireland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jack McGrath_Ireland</image:title><image:caption>Big Strong Jack: probably the most unfortunate Irish player in selection terms, McGrath made a big impact off the bench against the Pumas and had an excellent all-round tournament. With Dave Kilcoyne impressing during the warm-ups, Ireland is particularly well-served at loosehead at the moment.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/mikerossvaustralianov14_large.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MikeRossvAustraliaNov14_large</image:title><image:caption>Mike Ross in traditional tighthead stance. How many times have you heard somebody say that they don't care what else a tighthead can do if he can't scrummage? Ross remains one of the premier tighthead scrummagers in world rugby, and adapted far better to the change in protocols than the other heavyset Celtic No3s, Adam Jones and Euan Murray. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/nathanwhiteirelaug15_large.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NathanWhiteIrelAug15_large</image:title><image:caption>Nathan White strikes a familiar pose. Meow Mole, put those claws away. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-06T14:43:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/16/report-card-second-row/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/franno.jpg</image:loc><image:title>franno</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-20T13:45:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2015/09/29/roundheads/</loc><lastmod>2015-10-02T11:05:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2015/09/22/wrestling-romania/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-26T07:49:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2015/09/18/opening-night/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-18T18:38:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2015/09/17/rag-trading/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/cheika.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cheika</image:title><image:caption>Mike Cheik 1-2, 1-2</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-22T11:34:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2015/09/04/bound-for-tiger-bay/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/eliot_ness.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eliot_Ness</image:title><image:caption>"I'll get you Beer Baron!" "No you won't!!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-08T15:19:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2015/08/28/on-the-road-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/young-paulie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Young Paulie</image:title><image:caption>Experience is often "hard bitten".</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-03T16:42:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2015/08/13/silver-haired-silver-ferns/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/hansen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hansen</image:title><image:caption>Hansen, so hot right now. Hansen.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-13T09:59:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2015/08/11/the-moles-world-cup-diary/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/last-of-summer-wine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>last of summer wine</image:title><image:caption>Ireland's scrum half corps for the RWC get ready for a hot chocolate and an afternoon nap. He likes an afternoon nap does Conor Murray.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-12T16:29:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2015/05/12/5-up-2014-year-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/jack-odonoghue.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jack o'donoghue</image:title><image:caption>Jack O'Donoghue's got a nose for the try line</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-23T18:07:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2015/04/03/no-backs-please-were-leinster/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/ireland-six-nations-champions-2015.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ireland Six Nations Champions 2015</image:title><image:caption>There's always going to be an emphasis on the international game in a World Cup year, and it's hard not to think that the Leinster players involved in the Irish squad haven't had both eyes on the ball in provincial blue. Regular posters on the Leinsterfans website have commented on how difficult it is to name a candidate for the province's Player of the Season and, as the few remaining members of the O'Connor faithful have opined, the coach can't make the players' tackles for them.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/leinster-loss_the-stoop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Leinster Loss_The Stoop</image:title><image:caption>Leinster have had an extremely poor league season by their standards, but are still in with a shout in the European Cup. It's a moment of truth, but can the province return to former standards and former glories, or will their continue to chart a declining course?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/matt-oconnor_leinster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Matt O'Connor_Leinster</image:title><image:caption>Filler Caption</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/brendan-macken-bi-cup-record.png</image:loc><image:title>Brendan Macken B&amp;I Cup Record</image:title><image:caption>Bren Macken British &amp; Irish Cup record over the years [click to embiggen]: the Blackrock College alumnus found the competition a happy hunting ground, but struggled to impose himself in the Pro12. Still sort of confusing. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/jamie-heaslip_tackled-by_bundee-aki.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jamie Heaslip_tackled by_Bundee Aki</image:title><image:caption>Jamie Heaslip gets stuffed by Connacht's Bundee Aki. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/luke-mcgrath_leinster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Luke McGrath_Leinster</image:title><image:caption>Filler Text</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/sam-coghlan-murray-green-bib.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>That's right lad, keep the green bib on. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/tadhg-furlong_big-leinster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tadhg Furlong_Big Leinster</image:title><image:caption>Tadhg Furlong celebrates a try in European competition.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/dominic-ryan_leinster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dominic Ryan_Leinster</image:title><image:caption>Filler Text</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/tom-farrell_lansdowne_tomc3a1s-greally_sportfile.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tom Farrell_Lansdowne_Tomás Greally_Sportfile</image:title><image:caption>Tom Farrell puts in a big fend on Adam Craig of Ballynahinch on the back pitch at Lansdowne. He bagged a pair of tries on the day and has scored in every one of Lansdowne's last five UBL games. [Photo Credit: Tomás Greally/Sportsfile]</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-23T02:49:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2015/04/07/4-up-2013-year-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/henshaw.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Henshaw</image:title><image:caption>Robbie Henshaw took to international rugby pretty quickly and earned a Championship medal in his first full season.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-21T21:38:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2015/03/26/5-up-2012-year-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/gilsenan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gilsenan</image:title><image:caption>Like many of his generation Conor Gilsenan headed to London for employment.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-07T15:50:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2015/01/20/the-age-of-aquarius/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/rhys-ruddock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rhys ruddock</image:title><image:caption>Special mention in this season should also go to Rhys Ruddock who was still classified as a young player. Although he “only” made 7 starts, it was his fourth season of first team rugby. Ruddock strikes me as a very conscientious player who has captained each team he has played for and accepted that responsibility dutifully. The closest comparison to Ruddock is Munster captain Peter O’Mahony who is over a year older. O’Mahony seems a much more extroverted character than Ruddock with many more fist pumps, embraces and one-to-one exhortations of encouragement on the pitch compared with the relatively reserved Ruddock. The impression I’ve had of Ruddock is that of the young fogey and I hope as he grows older he is able to draw on his leadership experience and allows it to complement his own game rather than burden it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/young-player-table-leinster.png</image:loc><image:title>Young Player table - Leinster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/young-player-table-leinster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Young Player table - Leinster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-04T14:33:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2014/10/29/over-the-top/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/over-the-top.jpg</image:loc><image:title>over the top</image:title><image:caption>Insert Top 14 club names here</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-03T11:46:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2014/10/11/razor-cuts-his-ties/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ruddock_jones.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ruddock_jones</image:title><image:caption>Seen it, Done it, Got the T-Shirt</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-14T14:39:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2014/06/25/5-up-2014/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/classof2014.jpg</image:loc><image:title>classOf2014</image:title><image:caption>The Class of 2014. David Busby's injury created an opening for Frankie Taggart</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-31T19:19:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2014/05/21/sakoku/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/shogun_axel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shogun_axel</image:title><image:caption>Axel Foley's Shogun</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-14T14:33:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2014/04/10/4-up-2013-year-1/</loc><lastmod>2015-03-31T19:21:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2013/04/15/4-up-2013/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/olding.jpg</image:loc><image:title>olding</image:title><image:caption>Hot on the heels of Iain Henderson, Stuart Olding's development suggests Ulster's Academy is doing the business</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-01T12:18:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/03/23/5-up-2012/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-01T12:18:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2013/04/08/5-up-2012-year-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/hendo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hendo</image:title><image:caption>The First of the Class of 2012 to graduate to full honours, Hendo is likely to be in the middle of Ireland's forwards for the next decade</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-08-09T09:15:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2014/04/01/5-up-2012-year-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/jj-hanrahan.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>jj hanrahan</image:title><image:caption>JJ Hanrahan was begun to assume the mantle of Munster's number 10, compiling a success rate from the tee of nearly 90% in the process</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/backrow-minutes-2014.png</image:loc><image:title>backrow minutes 2014</image:title><image:caption>Backrow minutes</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-26T17:44:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2014/03/07/ruck-marks-england-vs-ireland-2014/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/conor-murray_tackle_mark-pain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Conor Murray_tackle_Mark Pain</image:title><image:caption>Conor Murray and Andrew Trimble make an effective last ditch tackle on England Wing Johnny May to prevent a certain try early in the game. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/martinmoore_ireland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MartinMoore_Ireland</image:title><image:caption>Martin Moore, another important find for Ireland this tournament. Moore's strongpoint is his scrummaging, but his workrate has been impressive off the bench in the last three games. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/england-vs-ireland-ruck-marks-results.png</image:loc><image:title>England vs Ireland Ruck Marks Results</image:title><image:caption>England vs Ireland, 2014 Six Nation Ruck Marks [click to embiggen]:</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/agincourt-archers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Agincourt Archers</image:title><image:caption>They've a bit of history when it comes to defense.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/brian-odriscoll_ireland-vs-england-2014.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brian O'Driscoll_ireland vs England 2014</image:title><image:caption>Brian O'Driscoll slips out of Billy Twelvetrees' tackle in his first carry of the game. The former Irish captain turned in his best attacking performance of the Six Nations and showcased his wide array of skills. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/mike-brown_england-vs-ireland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mike Brown makes a break</image:title><image:caption>Mike Brown is bang in form and making line breaks out of nothing. Ireland tried to keep the ball away from him and concentrate their aerial attack on England's inexperienced wingers, but Brown still found a way to influence the game</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/devin-toner_ireland-england.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Devin Toner_Ireland England</image:title><image:caption>Devin Toner at the end of the English game. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/martin-johnson_lairy-johno.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Martin Johnson_Lairy Johno</image:title><image:caption>Lairy Johno - Martin Johnson won't stand in the naughty corner. I thought we weren't bringing that up?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/center-performances-vs-england-2013-14.png</image:loc><image:title>Center performances vs England 2013 &amp; 14</image:title><image:caption>Centre performances vs England 2013-14: it's difficult to get any change out of these guys in midfield</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/franno_are-you-not-entertained.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Franno_Are You Not Entertained</image:title><image:caption>"Are you not entertained?"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-01T13:23:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2014/03/04/ruck-marks-ireland-vs-wales-2014/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ian-evans_red-card.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ian Evans_red card</image:title><image:caption>Romain Poite shows Ian Evans a red card for stamping on Mike McCarthy's head. Evans' subsequent 12-week ban has had significant repercussions for Warren Gatland's Wales. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/devin-toner_ireland-wales-2014.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Devin Toner_Ireland Wales 2014</image:title><image:caption>Devin Toner goes high to claim one of the six lineouts he took against Wales. The lineout was the most important set-piece of the game, and dominance in the air paved the way for a resounding Irish victory. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/richard-hibbard_wales-vs-australia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Richard Hibbard_Wales vs Australia</image:title><image:caption>Fat Bodhi charges into contact against Australia, blond hair a-streamin'. Is he 'all-action' as frequently described? He's certainly 'all-impact', but he's doesn't run on Duracell.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/bernard-hopkins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bernard Hopkins</image:title><image:caption>B-Hop: he's older than dirt, but tougher than iron both mentally and physically. He had the physical tools to begin with, but it is the mental strength that has kept him close to the top of his game even as a 49 year old. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/taulupe-faletau_ireland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Taulupe Faletau_Ireland</image:title><image:caption>‘Look at the wheels! He’s absolutely skinned yer man. He’s heading for touch though – if he doesn’t ... oh. He just ran into touch.’ Well, that was exciting. And shit.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/heaslip_faletau_2012.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Heaslip_Faletau_2012</image:title><image:caption>Sam Warburton and Taulupe ['Toby'] Faletau tackle Jamie Heaslip in the 2012 Six Nations game. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/peter-omahony_man-of-the-match.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Peter O'Mahony_Man of the Match</image:title><image:caption>Peter O'Mahony took home a well-earned Man of the Match award largely on the back of his efforts at the breakdown. He was pretty great in the lineout too, but don't ask him to sing. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/mike-phillips_wales-2014.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mike Phillips_Wales 2014</image:title><image:caption>Mike Phillips challenges the Irish defense, but he was less of a threat than he has been in the last six years and spent too much of his time disputing the referee's decisions and wasting his energy after the whistle had finished play. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ireland-vs-wales-ruck-marks-results.png</image:loc><image:title>Ireland vs Wales Ruck Marks Results</image:title><image:caption>Ireland vs Wales Ruck Marks, Six Nations 2014 [click to embiggen]:</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-06T21:41:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2014/02/19/wor-roses-lancasters-men/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/george-ford.jpg</image:loc><image:title>george ford</image:title><image:caption>He'll reduce the size of England's midfield but create far more threats</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-19T16:38:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2014/02/03/the-gospel-of-saint-joe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/schmidt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>schmidt</image:title><image:caption>A letter from Joe to the Scots (Book of Schmidt II.1)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-07T10:47:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2014/01/09/ruck-marks-irelands-autumn-series/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/sean-obrien_ireland-new-zealand_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sean O'Brien_Ireland New Zealand_2</image:title><image:caption>Sean O'Brien had a huge game against New Zealand in every aspect. No doubt there's a fake birth certificate on the way to shoe-horn him into the 'Golden Generation'. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/peter-omahony_australia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Peter OMahony_Australia</image:title><image:caption>It's a thriller, thriller night: Peter O'Mahony shows off his lineout moves against Australia. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/paul-oconnell_disappointment.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paul O'Connell_Disappointment</image:title><image:caption>Paul O'Connell's expression says it all. Ireland were seconds away from a first win over New Zealand in history, but it was snatched out of their hands. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/gordondarcy_maanonu_irelandvnewzealand13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gordon D'Arcy tackled by Ma'a Nonu 24/11/2013</image:title><image:caption>Gordon D'Arcy is tackled by Ma'a Nonu. This was the veteran centre's seventh game for his country against New Zealand, and while he has been involved in some tight enough games before [2012 in Christchurch being the closest], this one took the heartbreak cake fairly conclusively.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/jamie-heaslip-sean-obrien_richie-mccaw.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jamie Heaslip Sean O'Brien_Richie McCaw</image:title><image:caption>Heaslip and O'Brien shut down Captain Tackles. Between them, Ireland's No7 and No8 completed 37 tackles against the All Blacks</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/pauloconnellrorybest_ireland1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rory Best and Paul O'Connell</image:title><image:caption>Paul O'Connell and Rory Best, two of Ireland's most effective players at the ruck and breakdown. Sean Cronin's eye-catching open-field running has made him a viable contender to the Ulster No2 in many Irish fans' eyes, but there's a big trade-off in how competitive Ireland would be at the tackle, breakdown and ruck areas with the current Leinster hooker in the saddle.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/mcfadden-2013.png</image:loc><image:title>McFadden 2013</image:title><image:caption>Fergus McFadden's 2013: in four out of his five tests, he led the Irish backline in terms of metres run, and in three of those games he led the backs both in clean breaks and defenders beaten. In his last three tests especially, he went looking for the ball all over the park and was very busy, racking up 23 possessions against Canada, 14 against Samoa and 22 against Australia, bagging four tries along the way. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/fergus-mcfadden_2013.png</image:loc><image:title>Fergus McFadden_2013</image:title><image:caption>Fergus McFadden's 2013</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/paul-o-connell_vsaustralia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paul O Connell_VsAustralia</image:title><image:caption>O'Connell charges into contact against Australia. Ireland's captain had a mixed day – he's a player whose effort you can never, ever fault, but some of his skills and decisions weren't the best. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/chris-henray_ireland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chris Henray_Ireland</image:title><image:caption>Hooray Henry!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-22T17:30:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2013/11/18/the-man-in-the-middle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/nigelowenstmo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nigelowensTMO</image:title><image:caption>Rubber Ducky, are you there?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-27T12:28:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2013/11/07/give-it-a-lash-joe/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-18T23:15:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2013/10/30/ruck-marks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/paul-oconnell_lions.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paul O'Connell_Lions</image:title><image:caption>O'Connell had a massive game in the first test, and his staggering work-rate as a road-grading rucker was vital to the Lions victory. He also scrummaged with a broken arm. What a lunatic! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/lions-ruck-marks-spreadsheet-example.png</image:loc><image:title>Lions Ruck Marks Spreadsheet Example</image:title><image:caption>A partial extract from the spreadsheet for the first test; we were originally going to publish these in full, but a] it's actually difficult to get a format that fits; and b] people look at enough spreadsheets in work. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/toby-faletau_lions.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Toby Faletau</image:title><image:caption>Faletau and Heaslip were the only two No8s on tour and battled it out for the test spot from the off. Heaslip god the nod for the first test, but Faletau took over for the third and had a big impact.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/jamie-heaslip_will-genia_lions.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jamie Heaslip_Will Genia_Lions</image:title><image:caption>Heaslip hammers into Genia as the Australia scrum-half gets the ball away in the first test. The Lions No8 wasn't an influential figure in the second test however, and lost out in selection for the third. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/adam-jones-lions-deadlift.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Adam Jones Lions Deadlift</image:title><image:caption>He's big, he's round, he weighs three hundred pounds, Adam Jones, Adam Jones. He's also got a decent workrate if you don't kick the ball in the air every two minutes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/lions-series-ruck-scores.png</image:loc><image:title>Lions Series Ruck Scores</image:title><image:caption>Ruck Marks, Lions Series vs Australia [click to embiggen]. It has gone unmentioned until now, but Brian O'Driscoll was exceptionally effective at the breakdown in the first and second tests, even though he was exceptionally harshly penalised by referee Chris Pollock in the first. O'Driscoll actually outperformed two of the Lions forwards [Heaslip and Adam Jones] in the second test at ruck time. How often do you hear that the breakdown is key? That’s obviously a rhetorical question, because you hear it every single game. It’s not key when it doesn’t fit the narrative, however. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/lions-third-test-ruck-scores-roundup.png</image:loc><image:title>Lions Third Test Ruck Scores Roundup</image:title><image:caption>Lions 3rd Test Ruck Marks [click to embiggen]</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/lions-second-test-ruck-scores-roundup.png</image:loc><image:title>Lions Second Test Ruck Scores Roundup</image:title><image:caption>Filler text [click to embiggen]</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/lions-first-test-ruck-scores-roundup.png</image:loc><image:title>Lions First Test Ruck Scores Roundup</image:title><image:caption>Ruck Marks, Lions first test versus Australia [click to embiggen]. This seems self explanatory enough, having looked at it for about nine hours, but it's obviously not</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/wales-fan-with-face-paint.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wales fan with face paint</image:title><image:caption>All my geese are swans; all Sam Warburton's hits are decisive. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-05T14:23:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2013/09/06/transferring-talent/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/andrew-goodman_leinster_clermont.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Andrew Goodman_Leinster_Clermont</image:title><image:caption>Andrew Goodman came in for Leinster and did an honest job in the middle of the season. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/rob-kearney_vs-clermont.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rob Kearney_vs Clermont</image:title><image:caption>Rob Kearney gets more stick than he deserves. If he knew how much flak he was going to take for welcoming Richie Gray to Istanbul in the 2012 Six Nations, he'd have gone head first at his leading knee ... he'd have had fewer headaches from it. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/tom-denton_leinster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zebre v Leinster - Celtic League 2012/13 Round 21</image:title><image:caption>With Quinn Roux having taken a late knock in training and Leo Cullen yet to get going, Tom Denton gets an early opportunity to put down a marker in Leinster's first game of the season. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/2008-again.png</image:loc><image:title>2008 again</image:title><image:caption>2008 wasn't a vintage year for Leinster at U20 level in the first place, and now injury has meant the loss of the best of them, Eoin O'Malley.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/2008_u21s.png</image:loc><image:title>2008_U21s</image:title><image:caption>The 2008 U21s wasn't a vintage crop in terms of professional production</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/leinster-squad-revised-2013-14.png</image:loc><image:title>Leinster Squad Revised 2013-14</image:title><image:caption>Leinster Squad Age Profile [click to embiggen]: the green flag signifies that the player is an Irish international and shows the year of his last cap; players highlighted in yellow are non-Irish eligible [NIE]; the player highlighted in light green [Quinn Roux] is Leinster's designated project player</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/eoinomalley_leinster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>EoinOMalley_Leinster</image:title><image:caption>Eoin O'Malley has had a very promising career cut short mid-stride. With Brian O'Driscoll definitively in his last season and held back due to his summer exertions with the Lions, it's a bad blow to the team as well. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/mark-mchugh_connacht.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mark McHugh_Connacht</image:title><image:caption>Mark McHugh for Connacht against Harlequins. That peroxide look never got old! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/leo-cullen_irelandu21.png</image:loc><image:title>Leo Cullen_IrelandU21</image:title><image:caption>Leo Cullen [looking bigger than in his later playing days] in his Irish U21 days. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/cieran-scally_billy-stickland_inpho.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cieran Scally_Billy Stickland_INPHO</image:title><image:caption>Cieran Scally makes a break for Ireland in November 1998. Only a couple of months out of his teenage years, Scally's first two appearances at international level saw him score a couple of tries, but even at that stage he wasn't operating at 100% fitness. His injury opened the door for year-mate Peter Stringer – his stylistic opposite as a scrum-half – and the Munster man went on to have a brilliant international career [photo credit: Billy Stickland/INPHO].</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-18T17:52:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2013/07/02/attempted-burglary-thwarted/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/richie-gray_lions.jpg</image:loc><image:title>British &amp; Irish Lions v Barbarians</image:title><image:caption>Richie Gray has only had one opportunity in the Saturday side, but at his best he has the potential to be one of the best locks in the world. Should Gatland throw caution to the wind and pick the enormous Jock? It's a big risk, but after the way he selected and planned for the second test, a bolt from the blue would be welcomed at Mole Towers. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/jonny-sexton_lions.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jonathan Sexton, Australia v Lions, Brisbane</image:title><image:caption>This is either from the first test or photoshopped – practically all Sexton did in the second test was kick the ball in the air. He did it well, but he can do a lot of things well. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/who_dares_wins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>who_dares_wins</image:title><image:caption>... and those who play buttoned up rugby lose. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/ireland-vs-england_rain_brendan-moran-sportsfile.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ireland vs England_Rain_brendan Moran Sportsfile</image:title><image:caption>Ireland vs England in the 2013 Six Nations. Rain made handling a lottery and kept the passing to a minimum. What's the Lions excuse? [photo credit:  Brendan Moran/Sportsfile] </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/horwill-mowen_wallabies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Australia v British &amp; Irish Lions: Game 2</image:title><image:caption>Ben Mowen and James Horwill, the key players in the Wallabies' dominance over the Lions' lineout. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/leigh-halfpenny_lions.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Leigh-Halfpenny_Lions</image:title><image:caption>Leigh Halfpenny had a very, very long kick at the end of the game to snatch the match for the Lions. If he'd managed to get it, the Lions would have got away with robbery. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/d-fence.jpg</image:loc><image:title>D-Fence</image:title><image:caption>D- Fence, D-Fence, D-Fence etc. But what happens when you need some O–Fence? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/lions-pack_updated.png</image:loc><image:title>Lions Pack_updated</image:title><image:caption>The Lions pack was essentially picked to defend, but struggled to retain ball in both open play and at the set piece. In the end, they didn't defend quite well enough. Fine margins etc. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/lions-pack-comparison-1-2-tests.png</image:loc><image:title>Lions Pack Comparison 1 &amp; 2 Tests</image:title><image:caption>The Lions pack was essentially picked to play without the ball, but struggled to retain possession but in phase play and at the set piece. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-02T20:43:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2013/06/25/errors-and-omissions-dwelt-on/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/digby-ioane_wallabies4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Digby Ioane_Wallabies</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/digby-ioane_wallabies3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Digby Ioane_Wallabies</image:title><image:caption>Digby Ioane has been just about the most dangerous runner in world rugby over the last 18 months ... when he had two good knees. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/sean-obrien_lions.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sean O'Brien_Lions</image:title><image:caption>Sean O'Brien has another chance to put his case forward for a spot in the test 23 against the Rebels. Everybody knows that he can bash holes ... it will be interesting to see if he can stop himself giving away penalties at the breakdown</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/mike-phillips_lions-vs-australia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rugby Union - 2013 British and Irish Lions Tour - First Test - Australia v British and Irish Lions - Suncorp Stadium</image:title><image:caption>Mike Phillips getting tackled by Will 'Genius' Genia and Michael 'Centre' Hooper. This happened a good bit, but normally it was Ben Mowen putting the skids on things. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/thats-my-gameplan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>That's My Gameplan</image:title><image:caption>"And that's my gameplan, gentlemen." Who's going to tell him? "Shit gameplan, cap'n." Good man, Prop Number One! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/tom-croft_lions-vs-australia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tom Croft_Lions vs Australia</image:title><image:caption>Tom Croft didn't get the opportunity to take advantage of his best-in-class speed. When you don't use him up and down the lineout and when he's not getting the ball in space, the parts of his game that differentiate him from other test blindsides are made null and void</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/oconnell-arm-injury.png</image:loc><image:title>O'Connell Arm Injury</image:title><image:caption>Dt. James Robson examines Paul O'Connell's right arm towards the end of the first test [screen capture via @Murray_Kinsella] </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/geoff-parling-loosehead-scrummager.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Geoff Parling Loosehead Scrummager</image:title><image:caption>Whether it's in partnership with the South African-born veteran Mauritz Botha, the 21-year old Wasps prodigy Joe Launchbury or even somebody who regularly plays in the backrow in blindside James Haskell, Parling typically scrummages on the loosehead side: why ask him to scrummage behind the tighthead in a massive test match for the Lions against the Wallabies?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-26T15:58:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2013/06/20/no-tigers-in-captivity/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/liger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>liger</image:title><image:caption>What do you get when you cross a Lion with a Tiger? A liger ... bred for its skills in magic. I remember when I was hip. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/no-tigers-in-captivity-snap.png</image:loc><image:title>No Tigers In Captivity Snap</image:title><image:caption>The 2012-13 seasons of Tom Youngs and Geoff Parling in numbers [click to embiggen]. The two Tigers have put together enormously productive seasons for both club and country, essentially playing themselves on to the Lions squad in the space of one season. Does that qualify them as blotters, or are they too unfashionable?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/nathan-hines_lions.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rugby Union - Nathan Hines Filer</image:title><image:caption>This could have been Nathan Hines' 'Shawsy' tour, but because he's a key part of a massive club who played great rugby and had a really big season and couldn't show up for the pre-tour go-karting, he was ruled out. Funnily enough, that didn't rule Gethin Jenkins out. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/geoff-parling_lions.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Geoff Parling, British &amp; Irish Lions</image:title><image:caption>Geoff Parling - if you make your test debut as a 28 year old, there's always going to be somebody who'll call you a journeyman. Nobody's going to call you a journeyman if you play for the Lions.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/groundskeeper_willie_freddy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Groundskeeper_willie_freddy</image:title><image:caption>He's bearded, he's a caretaker. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/manu-tuilagi-ferry-jumo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NZH0554131109</image:title><image:caption>In the amateur era, Manu Tuilagi's ferry jump would have been written off as a classic bout of hijinks. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/nigel-redman_lions.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nigel Redman_Lions</image:title><image:caption>Nigel Redman – a late call-up to the 1997 Lions as a 32/33 year old but somebody who added authority, technical ability and a disciplined hard-edge to the midweek team.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/liger-napoleondynamite.png</image:loc><image:title>Liger-NapoleonDynamite</image:title><image:caption>The liger is a hybrid cross between a male lion (Panthera leo) and a tigress (Panthera tigris)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/tom-youngs_england-sevens.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tom Youngs_england Sevens</image:title><image:caption>Tom Youngs in his days as a center, back in 2007. He was called up to the England Sevens side in November of that year, alongside Matt Banahan and Ben Foden. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/tom-youngs_nottingham.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tom Youngs_Nottingham</image:title><image:caption>Tom Youngs in Nottingham colours during the 2009-10 season. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-21T08:49:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2013/06/21/the-curious-incident-of-stuarty-hogg-and-the-long-shadow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/hogg_lions.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hogg_lions</image:title><image:caption>Australia's hard ground seemed ideal for Hogg's running style , not for him launching garryowens when playing out of position in a scratch backline</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-22T03:32:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2013/06/17/chopper/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/toby-faletau_lions.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Toby Faletau</image:title><image:caption>Toby Faletau: he hasn't been quite at his best in Australia, but he has done more than enough over the last two seasons to earn Warren Gatland's faith. He has been such an accomplished performer since debuting for Wales two years ago that it's easy to forget how young he is; at 22 years old, he's younger than Simon Zebo.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/pink-floyd-atom-heart-mother.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pink-Floyd-Atom-Heart-Mother</image:title><image:caption>Atom Heart Mother, by Pink Floyd. Nothing worse than not crediting your quotes. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/warren-gatland-lions-coach.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Warren Gatland</image:title><image:caption>Gatland has difficult choices ahead of him in terms of filling the backrow positions for the first test ... but he'll probably have even more sleepless nights over the same issue before the second test</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/dan-lydiate_robshaw1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rugby Union - RBS 6 Nations Championship 2012 - England v Wales - Twickenham</image:title><image:caption>... and finally knocking down English captain Chris Robshaw. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/troy-mcclure-saturdaysofthunder11.png</image:loc><image:title>Troy McClure - saturdaysofthunder11</image:title><image:caption>Why should I make up my own jokes? I'm not funny. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/dan-lydiate_robshaw.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rugby Union - RBS 6 Nations Championship 2012 - England v Wales - Twickenham</image:title><image:caption>... and finally it's Chris Robshaw. He won't give you much go-forward, but he'll crunch their go-to men. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/dan-lydiate_ferris.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Lydiate_Ferris</image:title><image:caption>... now it's Stephen Ferris, during the RWC11 quarter final ...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/dan-lydiate_parisse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Lydiate_Parisse</image:title><image:caption>There goes that Dan Lydiate, knocking down talisman after talisman with textbook tackles. This time it's Italian superhero Parisse ...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/dan-lydiate-by-the-numbers.png</image:loc><image:title>Dan Lydiate By The Numbers</image:title><image:caption>Dan Lydiate's test career in numbers [click to embiggen]:  if you're looking for a No6 who's going to repeatedly carry the ball, break tackles and get the team on the front foot, you're looking at the wrong guy. If you're looking for somebody who'll tackle everything around him and then go looking for more, you may have found your test starter.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/three-yards-and-a-cloud-of-dust.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Three yards and a cloud of dust</image:title><image:caption>One bunch of lads trying to run, another bunch of lads trying to stop the run. As Darrell K. Royal once said, "Three things can happen when you pass the ball and two of them are bad".  That's quite the tangent. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-18T15:13:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2013/04/10/whereve-all-the-rude-boys-gone-japan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/conormurray_ireland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Conor Murray 1/8/2011</image:title><image:caption>Conor Murray has become a vitally important player for both Munster and Ireland. With Ruan Pienaar entrenched at Ulster, both Eoin Reddan and Isaac Boss turning 33 this year and Kieran Marmion of Connacht as yet untried at test level, he's in a smashing bargaining position whenever his conract comes up for renewal. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/mark-egan_terenure_inpho_james-meehan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mark Egan_Terenure_INPHO_James Meehan</image:title><image:caption>Mark Egan taking ball on for Terenure against Eddie Halvey of Shannon in the AIL during 1997, after his return from Japan. Egan had been an Irish U25 representative at one time, and gave up his chance at a full cap to move to Japan and further his career. [Photo credit: James Meehan at INPHO]</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/new-zealand-passport.jpg</image:loc><image:title>New Zealand Passport</image:title><image:caption>Plenty of stamps. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/lynagh_e_campese_1992.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lynagh_e_Campese_1992</image:title><image:caption>Michael Lynagh and David Campese share a joke in October 1992 during a Super 10 game between Amatori Milano and Benetton Treviso.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/rocky-elsom_leinster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rocky Elsom_Leinster</image:title><image:caption>Back in 2008, Leinster were able to lure Rocky Elsom away from Australia after he had just been named 'Wallaby of the Year'. They wouldn't stand a chance these days. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bakkies-botha_toulon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bakkies Botha_Toulon</image:title><image:caption>Mystifyingly, Stuart Barnes suggested in the Sunday Times that Bakkies might have a tough time against Leicester's 24 year old lock Ed Slater – and then repeated the calumny in his pre-match report for Sky Sports. What was he thinking? Bakkies isn't everybody's cup of tea, but he is one of the genuinely great second rows of the last decade. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/stephenferris_ireland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stephen Ferris 5/2/2012</image:title><image:caption>Stephen Ferris </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/jaque-fourie-kobe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jaque-Fourie-Kobe</image:title><image:caption>Jaque Fourie in action for Kobelco Steelers in the Japanese Top League. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/jonathan-davies_widnes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jonathan Davies_Widnes</image:title><image:caption>Jonathan Davies in his Widnes days. Davies' departure sparked fears of a mass exodus from Wales to the League, and it more or less panned out – big time players like Scott Gibbs and Scott Quinnell found their way north in the early 1990s, before Union went open. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/john-devereux_wales.jpg</image:loc><image:title>john-devereux_wales</image:title><image:caption>John Devereux, who starred for Wales in the first Rugby World Cup in 1987 as a 21 year old and the Lions tour to Australia two years later, moved to Widnes and Rugby League in 1989, leaving a huge hole in Welsh rugby. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-24T11:41:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2013/03/19/the-transfer-window-has-opened/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/philipbrowne_irfu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PhilipBrowne_IRFU</image:title><image:caption>Philip Browne - in the words of The Band, "I'm a union man now, all the way".</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/richie-gray.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Richie Gray</image:title><image:caption>Richie Gray, looking happy. Probably reflecting on his deal with Sale. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/decco-cuffe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Decco Cuffe</image:title><image:caption>Ah, Deco Cuffe ... he was already in a band, but didn't fucking notice, apparently. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/simon-zebo_zebo-nation.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Simon Zebo_Zebo Nation</image:title><image:caption>Simon Zebo has effortlessly made every step up from talented U20 to provincial regular to international highlight reel king in a two year period, scoring buckets of tries along the way - 20 in 45 games for Munster, 1 in 1 game for the Wolfhounds and 2 in five games for Ireland.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/nalaga_charge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nalaga_charge</image:title><image:caption>Naps Nalaga is a nightmare match-up for most wingers, but especially so for a slight chap like Conway. Putting the Blackrock lad into the team on the back of no particular attacking form to speak of would have been a very poor selection on the balance of probabilities.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/john-matuszak_raiders.jpg</image:loc><image:title>John Matuszak_Raiders</image:title><image:caption>John Matuszak - as perceptive a comment about  professional sports as any roided monster ever made. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/niallwoodsirfu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2009/10 Bord Gais Energy IRUPA Rugby Awards</image:title><image:caption>Niall Woods, former CEO of IRUPA, head of Navy Blue Consulting and Conway's agent.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/andy-conway_leinster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Andy Conway_Leinster</image:title><image:caption>Andrew Conway, the youngest player in the Leinster senior squad, is on his way to Munster next season.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-03T03:44:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2013/02/14/the-chips-are-down/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-29T20:27:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2013/02/12/ireland-vs-england-match-reaction/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/launchbury_omahony.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Launchbury_OMahony</image:title><image:caption>Not an oul fellah in sight: Ben Youngs, Joe Launchbury, Peter O'Mahony and Cian Healy are four youngsters who will have big parts to play over the coming decade in these clashes. The torch has been well and truly passed in England, and Ireland have some catching up to do. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/farrell-and-robshaw-tackle-ogara.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Farrell and Robshaw tackle OGara</image:title><image:caption>This one's for you, Pa: Owen Farrell and Head Boy Chris Robshaw smash Ronan O'Gara</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/jonny-sexton_injured.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jonny Sexton_injured</image:title><image:caption>Sexton limps off with a strained hamstring. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ire-vs-eng-2013-kicking-4thq.png</image:loc><image:title>Ire vs Eng 2013 Kicking 4thQ</image:title><image:caption>Kicking game, fourth quarter [min 60 - min 80]. The endgame, with Owen Farrell knocking over two penalties from the left of the sticks while Brand Haskell is in the bin.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ire-vs-eng-2013-kicking-3rdq.png</image:loc><image:title>Ire vs Eng 2013 Kicking 3rdQ</image:title><image:caption>Kicking game, third quarter [min 40 - 59]. A kick-heavy quarter, with the Irish halfbacks kicking 16 times in 20 minutes with very varied results: on the plus side, some great box kicks from Murray and Ireland's only scores of the game from O'Gara, but counterbalanced by some really appalling line-kicking from the veteran outhalf. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ire-vs-eng-2013-kicking-2ndq1.png</image:loc><image:title>Ire vs Eng 2013 Kicking 2ndQ</image:title><image:caption>Kicking game, second quarter [min 20 - min 40]</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ire-vs-eng-2013-kicking-1stq1.png</image:loc><image:title>Ire vs Eng 2013 Kicking 1stQ</image:title><image:caption>Kicking game, 1st quarter of the match [min 1 - min 19]</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/statto.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Statto</image:title><image:caption>You rang? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ire-vs-eng-2013-primary-kickers1.png</image:loc><image:title>Ire vs Eng 2013 Primary Kickers</image:title><image:caption>The kicking game played out in numbers on the basis of subjective judgment – no room for argument there, so. A √ signifies a good kick; a ≈ is a kick that's neither particularly good nor bad; and a X [an X?] is a bad kick. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/roberto-duran.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Roberto Duran</image:title><image:caption>Roberto Duran, the original Manos de Piedra or "Hands of Stone" – great for boxing, not so great for catching a slippy rugby ball. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-18T17:17:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2013/02/03/wales-v-ireland-match-reaction/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-07T13:23:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2013/01/11/leinsters-second-row-puzzle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/leo-cullen_white.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Leo-Cullen_white</image:title><image:caption>Leo Cullen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/leo_cullen_captain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>leo_cullen_captain</image:title><image:caption>Leo Cullen has been the rock on which Leinster's success of recent times has been built, but he can't go on forever. It's natural that people are discussing his future, given that he turned 35 the other day. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/mark-flanagan_sportsfile_brendan-moran.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mark Flanagan_Sportsfile_Brendan Moran</image:title><image:caption>Mark Flanagan hits up the Cardiff defensive line a year ago in the Pro12. A long term back injury has kept him out of contention for the first half of the 2012-13 season, and it remains to be seen whether he can translate athletic potential into regular performance.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/fabien_pelous.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RUGBY/FRENCH CHAMP/MONTPELLIER v ST TOULOUSAIN</image:title><image:caption>Clone the man, teach him English.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/davidgannon_connacht.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Devin Toner and Dave Gannon 8/10/2011</image:title><image:caption>David Gannon has played for Connacht, the Exeter Chiefs and the Southland Stags in New Zealand – his commitment to the game and to his teams has been unflinching. Unfortunately, being a standout at underage level doesn't always mean you'll be a standout in the pro game, even with as good an attitude as Gannon has shown.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/mal-okelly_ireland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mal OKelly_Ireland</image:title><image:caption>Mal O'Kelly won 92 caps for Ireland and appeared for Leinster 183 times in his thirteen seasons with the province. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/mikemccarthy_leguizamon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MikeMcCarthy_Leguizamon</image:title><image:caption>'Shrugging off' hardly does it justice. Mike McCarthy throws Pumas openside Juan Leguizamon away in the recent November international between Ireland and Argentina. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/dev-toner_stock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dev Toner_Stock</image:title><image:caption>Dev Toner comes in for a huge amount of criticism from fans of other Irish provinces, which is inexplicable for such a mild-mannered guy! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/ben-marshall_sportsfile_brendan-moran.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ben Marshall_Sportsfile_Brendan Moran</image:title><image:caption>Ben Marshall has taken every chance offered to him in his final year in the Leinster Academy, and looks certain to have snared a senior contract for next season. [Photo Credit: Sportsfile_Brendan Moran] </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/tom-denton-leinster-a_sportfile_stephen-mccarthy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tom Denton - Leinster A_Sportfile_Stephen McCarthy</image:title><image:caption>Tom Denton turns out for Leinster 'A' in the British and irish Cup against his old side, Leeds Carnegie. Denton is in his first year of a two year deal, and hasn't made a serious impact yet. With that said, he's got the frame for the job and he's a hard-working player. The second half of the season should see him more familiar with Leinster's patterns, and it will be interesting to see how he goes. [Image courtesy of Sportfile &amp; Stephen McCarthy]</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-01T16:07:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2013/01/06/northern-lights-southern-cross/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-08T21:25:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/12/13/lions-lions-lions-lions-lions-lions-lions-lions-lions-lions-little-bit-of-time-for-actually-talking-about-the-match-thats-currently-on-lions-lions-lions-lions-lions-etc/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/lions-king-skar-vs-simba.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lion King Skar vs Simba</image:title><image:caption>Dylan Hartley and Rory Best went  head to head last Friday night and there was only one - LIONS LIONS LIONS LIONS LIONS LIONS LIONS LIONS LIONS LIONS </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-04T10:20:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/12/11/speed-kills/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-07T13:15:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/12/03/play-la-marseillaise-play-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/freddie-michalak_toulouse-2011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Freddie Michalak_Toulouse 2011</image:title><image:caption>Freddie looking pretty fat and unhappy during a break in play against Perpignan for Toulouse in April 2011. Within a couple of months he had left his club of over a decade and was heading back to South Africa. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/freddi-michalak_sharks2012.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Freddi Michalak_Sharks2012</image:title><image:caption>Freddie prepares an attempt on goal for the Sharks in the keenly fought 2012 Super 15 semi-final against the Stormers. His return to South African rugby could only be viewed as a massive success. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/freddie-michalak_france.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Freddie Michalak_France</image:title><image:caption>Freddie Michalak - he's played in a hell of a lot of big games and has won a hell of a lot of medals already, and at 30 years old, he still has a good few years left in him. He's playing as though he hasn't a care in the world at the moment, and it's working for both himself and France. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/louis-picamoles_france.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Louis Picamoles_France</image:title><image:caption>They call him 'The Iceberg' because 7/8 of the mass is below the waterline. It's a manly way of saying that he's got a massive arse. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/yannick-forestier_castres1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yannick Forestier_Castres</image:title><image:caption>Castre's 30-year old loosehead Yannick Forestier only debuted for France this season, but the French club set-up allows for players [especially tight five forwards] to emerge relatively late in their careers. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/yannick-forestier_castres.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yannick Forestier_Castres</image:title><image:caption>Castre's Yannick Forestier only debuted for France this year. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-05T21:45:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/11/27/jeunesse-doree/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-02T08:07:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/11/19/when-the-music-stops/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/luke_marshall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>luke_marshall</image:title><image:caption>There are doubts about Marshall's pace and his error count but he is an astute footballer who creates space.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-29T08:52:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/11/05/our-friends-from-the-north-pt-3-ryan-caldwell-and-the-lessons-he-could-teach-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/johannmuller_ulster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Johann Muller 8/10/2010</image:title><image:caption>Johann Muller won't be around for ever, and he has been a leading figure in Ulster's renaissance. If they don't suitably replace him with a quality player, the loss could be significant. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/jerry-flannery-human-sleddog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jerry Flannery - Human Sleddog</image:title><image:caption>Jerry Flannery had a fairly brusque take on some of the youngsters that were coming up at Munster in the waning days of his own career. Normally you only hear good things from old pros about the nippers, so it was interesting to hear a different spin. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/aviva-premiership-scrum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Aviva Premiership Scrum</image:title><image:caption>The Premiership has improved as a spectacle this season [bar Saracens, the joyless bastards], but that doesn't mean that the forward grind has got any softer. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/leo-cullen_young.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Leo Cullen_Young</image:title><image:caption>Leo Cullen, back in the days when Leinster wore stripey shirts and Girv had hair [sorry Girv]. He left for Leicester for two years and came home a harder, more streetwise player and a more mature and capable leader. Sometimes things off the pitch have a huge impact on how you perform as a player. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/davidocallaghan_munster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dave O'Callaghan tackled by Duncan Jones 8/10/2011</image:title><image:caption>Dave O'Callaghan is a talented young player who has real potential and excellent size for a blindside ... but it's a position where Ireland have exceptional depth, and selecting so many in one squad [Ferris, McLaughlin, O'Mahony, Henderson and O'Callaghan] is a bizarre decision that smacks of patronage rather than rationality. In contrast, Kidney selected two outhalves, one of whom will turn 36 before the season is out, and managed to avoid selecting Ian Madigan for the third squad in a row [Jan 2012, May 2012, Sep 2012]. Sure why'd you select Madigan? He's only played in 32 competitive games [21 starts] for the European champions in the last 13 months and was nominated by his fellow pros as one of the three best young players in the country in a position where we obviously need to find a player quickly ...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/matt-williams-tweet.png</image:loc><image:title>Matt Williams Tweet</image:title><image:caption>Matty Williams gives the begrudgers both barrels [click to embiggen].  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/ryan-caldwell_mamuka-gorgodze_crop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ryan Caldwell_Mamuka Gorgodze_crop</image:title><image:caption>Ryan Caldwell breaks away from Mamuka Gorgodze in Bath's Heineken Cup clash against Montpellier. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/donnacharyan_gameface.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Donnacha Ryan 26/12/2009</image:title><image:caption>Donnacha Ryan's gameface.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/ryan-caldwell_makuka-gorgodze1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ryan Caldwell_Makuka Gorgodze</image:title><image:caption>Caldwell Gorgodze</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/ryan-caldwell_makuka-gorgodze.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ryan Caldwell_Makuka Gorgodze</image:title><image:caption>Caldwell Gorgodze</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-29T09:20:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/11/01/the-ill-fitting-glove/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/omahony.jpg</image:loc><image:title>omahony</image:title><image:caption>Warning: playing for Ireland may prove harmful for your career. Bizarre and unfortunately possibly true.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-14T00:31:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/10/12/heineken-cup-ones-to-watch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/fickou.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fickou</image:title><image:caption>Fickou punches above his weight and is a good ball carrier. You'll hear a lot more about him in the years to come.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-26T23:23:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/10/09/two-sides-of-the-coin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/penney.jpg</image:loc><image:title>penney</image:title><image:caption>I'm the boss, I'm the gaffer and at the end of the day what I say goes.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-09T21:42:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/10/07/all-hail-sur-rutchie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/mccaw.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mccaw</image:title><image:caption>When the machines rebel and create their backrow, this guy will be the prototype. "Give me your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-09T12:32:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/09/30/shifting-landscape/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-04T03:52:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/09/27/whats-wrong-with-the-wallabies-pt-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/quade-cooper_reds.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Super Rugby - Queensland Reds Training Session</image:title><image:caption>"What should I do, God? Should I continue acting the mickey and threatening to go to league every year? If you don't answer, I'll take that as a yes."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/dm-wallaby-ab-teams.png</image:loc><image:title>DM - Wallaby A&amp;B Teams</image:title><image:caption>Insert text here</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/nathan-sharpe_australia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nathan Sharpe_Australia</image:title><image:caption>Nathan Sharpe seems curiously under-rated by quite a lot of Aussie fans. Familiarity breeds contempt and all that, but it's still difficult to understand. He's a really well-rounded second row – a good ball-carrier with excellent hands, reasonable scrummager, excellent work-rate and tackler and calls line-outs ... so where's the beef? WHERE'S THE BEEF, ROBBIE?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/kurtley-beale_court.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kurtley Beale_Court</image:title><image:caption>Kurtley Beale exits his 2012 court hearing. After some stellar displays in 2010 saw him nominated for IRB International Player of the Year, and his 2011 performances saw him awarded the John Eales Medal, 2012 has been nothing short of a disaster. He has looked overweight, unfit and two steps slow on the pitch and has run into trouble off the park through his drinking and fighting. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/willie-mason_mungo-lout.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Willie Mason_Mungo Lout</image:title><image:caption>Willie Mason, the prototypical mungo lout. I'm not saying that the Wallabies have to look at an NRL player to fill a hole, but they shouldn't be so averse to it. Players like Elsom and Palu were league players in their youth, and the Wallabies need more ball-carrying heft in their backrow. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/david-pocock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>David Pocock</image:title><image:caption>David Pocock has emerged as one of the best forwards of his generation ... but no other Australian forward has come anywhere near him. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/rocky-elsom_training.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rocky Elsom_Training</image:title><image:caption>You wouldn't think that it's too easy to injure Rocky Elsom, but professional rugby is a brutal collision sport. Playing back-to-back SH-NH-SH seasons made Rocky a Leinster and Heineken Cup legend and Australian captain, but it also might have wrecked the latter stages of his career. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-01T02:21:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/09/25/whats-wrong-with-the-wallabies-pt-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/ballymore-tornades-east-coast-aces-2007.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ballymore Tornades - East Coast Aces 2007</image:title><image:caption>The ballymore Tornados go up against the East Coast Aces in Brisbane in the inaugural [and last] Australian Rugby Championship in 2007. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/collingwood_hawthorn_afl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Collingwood_Hawthorn_AFL</image:title><image:caption>Collingwood take on Hawthorn in the AFL. Sydney is big on the NRL, but Melbourne is all about the AFL. The Rebels are a bit of a hard sell, especially when they're not a particularly good team. More to the point for Australian rugby as a whole, setting up a fifth franchise when neither your third or fourth franchises are in particularly good shape is a dubious call. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/matt-giteau_force_a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Matt Giteau_Force_A</image:title><image:caption>Matt Giteau signed a 3-year contract with the Force for $4.5m in late 2006, making him the most expensive rugby player in the world. Giteau brought world class to the Force No10 jersey and dragged them up out of the basement within his first season. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/australian-super-rugby-reps2.png</image:loc><image:title>Australian Super Rugby Reps</image:title><image:caption>Berrick Barnes [Waratahs], David Pocock [Force], James Horwill [Reds], James O'Connor [Rebels] and Stephen Moore [Brumbies] – a photo like this gives the impression that Australian rugby talent is distributed equally across all five franchises ... it ain't. If they showed five players from each team, you wouldn't recognise six of them wearing Force or Rebels jerseys. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/australian-super-rugby-reps1.png</image:loc><image:title>Australian Super Rugby Reps</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/australian-super-rugby-reps.png</image:loc><image:title>Australian Super Rugby Reps</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/rod-macqueen_australia1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rod Macqueen_Australia</image:title><image:caption>Rod Macqueen's record marks him out as one of the greatest coaches of the professional era – World Cup, Tri-Nations, Bledisloe and Lions series, he won them all. It's impossible to overstate his influence on Australian rugby.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/joe-roff_brumbies1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Joe Roff_Brumbies</image:title><image:caption>Sometimes people forget how good Joe Roff was, because his career directly coincided with that of Jonah Lomu, rugby's first global superstar.  But Roff was an absolutely world class back three player and played phenomenal rugby for both the Brumbies and the Wallabies, winning the World Cup, a Lions series, two Tri-Nations and two Super Rugby tournaments.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/larkham-and-gregan_australia1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Larkham and Gregan_Australia</image:title><image:caption>Stephen Larkham and George Gregan: both Canberra locals, and the key cogs in the success of Macqueen's [and late Eddie Jones'] Brumbies machine.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/michael-lynagh_queensland2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Michael Lynagh_Queensland</image:title><image:caption>Michael Lynagh was the on-field general of the excellent Queensland Reds team of the late 1980s and 1990s  that featured Tim Horan and Jason Little in the centers. For the vast majority of the twentieth century, Australian rugby union was defined by clashes between New South Wales and Queensland. The Brumbies were introduced in 1996 and changed the face of domestic rugby in the country.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-01T02:02:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/09/24/whats-wrong-with-the-wallabies-pt-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/stephen-ferris_genia_a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stephen Ferris_Genia_A</image:title><image:caption>Ireland bossed Australia at RWC11 and the Wobs couldn't believe it. Their lack of firepower up front, and especially the shortage of forwards who have emerged from Super Rugby during Deans' stint as Wallaby head coach, was always going to be a targeted weakness. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/radike-samo_breakaway.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Radike Samo_breakaway</image:title><image:caption>Radike Samo breaks away, Dan Carter patently not interested in making a tackle. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/robbie-deans_australia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robbie Deans_Australia</image:title><image:caption>Robbie Deans, the former New Zealand international and current head coach of the Wallabies. It's all his fault, apparently ... except it isn't. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/rod-macqueen_australia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rod Macqueen_Australia</image:title><image:caption>Rod Macqueen's record marks him out as one of the greatest coaches of the professional era. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/larkham-and-gregan_australia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Larkham and Gregan_Australia</image:title><image:caption>Stephen Larkham and George Gregan were the primary reason for the success of the Brumbies. That they were both Canberra locals is pretty ...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/joe-roff_brumbies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Joe Roff_Brumbies</image:title><image:caption>Sometimes people forget how good Joe Roff was, because his career coincided with that of Jonah Lomu. But Roff was an absolutely world class back three player and played phenomenal rugby for the Brumbies. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/michael-lynagh_queensland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Michael Lynagh_Queensland</image:title><image:caption>Michael Lynagh was the on-field general of the excellent Queensland Reds team that featured Tim Horan and Jason Little in the centers. In the late 1980s and early 1990s, Australian rugby was defined by clashes between New South Wales and Queensland. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/robbie-deans_crusaders.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robbie Deans_Crusaders</image:title><image:caption>Robbie Deans in happier times, celebrating a Crusaders' championship. The Mole is pretty sure that Deans would have won a home World Cup if he had been coach of the All Blacks in 2011, especially when you consider the standard of competition. Obviously Graham Henry won the whole thing eventually, so you can say that it was the right choice to keep him on, but everything was in his favour bar Carter's injury. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-25T06:50:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/08/03/dave-rennies-chiefs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/chiefs_celebrate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chiefs_Celebrate</image:title><image:caption>The Chiefs celebrate their semi-final win over the Crusaders. They were beaten finalists in 2009, and will be looking to win their first ever Super Rugby title in front of their home fans in Waikato Stadium against the Sharks tomorrow. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/dave-rennie_turbos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dave Rennie_Turbos</image:title><image:caption>Dave Rennie in his Manawatu Turbos days.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/sonny-bill-williams_chiefs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sonny Bill Williams_Chiefs</image:title><image:caption>Sonny-Bill Williams has been pretty close to the best player in the world since the turn of 2012. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/aaron-cruden_chiefs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Aaron Cruden_Chiefs</image:title><image:caption>Cruden has been phenomenal </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/03_08_12-sbw-chiefs-season.png</image:loc><image:title>03_08_12 SBW Chiefs Season</image:title><image:caption>Sonny Bill Williams' attacking numbers for the Super Rugby season [click to embiggen]. The bottom row [Adjusted Average] is an approximation of his average performance in attack over the 17 games of the 2012 Super Rugby this season thus far. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/sona-taumalolo_chiefs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sona Taumalolo_Chiefs</image:title><image:caption>Taumalolo</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-23T18:15:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/09/17/nevin-spence-rest-in-peace/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/nevin-spence_rip.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nevin Spence_RIP</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-25T11:29:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/09/13/the-dying-days-of-the-diddymen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/andrew-goodman_tasman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Andrew Goodman_Tasman</image:title><image:caption>Tasman's Andrew Goodman has been in fine form for his province against Taranaki and Manawatu in recent weeks. With so many three-quarters either injured or held back due to the IRFU Player Welfare protocol, Leinster could have done with him ... when he does pitch up, Gordon D'Arcy, Fergus McFadden and Brian O'Driscoll will all be available for selection [every now and then, at least] and he mightn't see that much gametime anyway. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/lukefitzgerald_vsbath.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Luke Fitzgerald runs in for a try 17/12/2011</image:title><image:caption>Luke Fitz goes in for his second try against Bath in the December 2011 Heineken Cup game in Lansdowne Road. Fitzgerald has had a horrific run of injuries, but his performances for Leinster in the 2011-12 season showed that he was on his way back to something close to his best form. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/odriscolldarcy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>odriscolldarcy</image:title><image:caption>Brian O'Driscoll and Gordon D'Arcy. They're hard as nails, frankly. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/thomasdaly_leinsterclubxvvconnacht.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Thomas Daly and Conor McMahon 2/10/2010</image:title><image:caption>Thomas Daly in action for Leinster U18 Clubs back in October 2010 – he progressed with ease from the Ireland Club U18 team to Ireland U19 last season, and is already a fixture in the No12 jersey for Leinster at U20. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/shaun-berne_leinster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shaun Berne_Leinster</image:title><image:caption>Shaun Berne crosses for his try against the Scarlets in the 2009-10 Heineken Cup pool game. Berne came into the team with Sexton out injured and ran the show, overseeing two bonus-point wins. Ian Madigan and the luckless Ian McKinley were in the Academy at that time – could they have done the same? Nah. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/noel-reid_barry-cregg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Noel Reid_Barry Cregg</image:title><image:caption>Noel Reid isn't the whippet he was leaving school: at 185cm/6'1" and 90kg/14st2lbs, he's pretty much the same size as Luke Fitzgerald. His three years in the Academy have added 10-12kg of muscle mass, and he's a far faster and stronger athlete than most would give him credit for. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/harrison-brewer-u17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Harrison Brewer U17</image:title><image:caption>Harrison Brewer as an U17 in last season's schools interpros. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/diddymen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Diddymen</image:title><image:caption>The Leinster second-string backline. They're very keen on playing on tightly-mown surfaces, both so that their flashy skills and quick feet are in evidence and so that they can actually see each other. It'd be like patrolling in Vietnam if they had to play in a meadow. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/eamonn-sheridan-ian-madigan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eamonn Sheridan Ian Madigan</image:title><image:caption>Eamonn Sheridan makes a break with Ian Madigan supporting him. Sheridan is a big, big unit. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/jordan-coghlan_centre.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jordan Coghlan_Centre</image:title><image:caption>Jordan Coghlan at No12 versus Northampton in Leinster's pre-season friendly [photo credit: Tom Dwyer of Sportsfile]. Coghlan is 19 years old and there are a rake of blindsides ahead of him in Leinster. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-20T06:06:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/09/11/mole-management-program/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-12T06:38:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/08/18/taking-a-lead-from-ower-gehm/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/sbw_faingaa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SBW_Faingaa</image:title><image:caption>Superstar Sonny-Bill Williams has brought some quality mungo offloading from the northern code, but that's not all that league can offer union. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/eddie-hemmings_stevo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eddie Hemmings_Stevo</image:title><image:caption>Eddie Hemmings and Stevo. Likes? Ower Gehm. Dislikes? Kick and clap. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/johnathan_thurston-420x0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>johnathan_thurston-420x0</image:title><image:caption>Johnathan Thurston of the Newcastle Knights is just about the best conductor of attacking situations in the NRL. There's a hell of a lot of biff in Ower Gehm, but there's also good decision-making, intuition and skills if you look for it. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-10T16:51:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/08/13/mad-men/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-27T14:33:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/08/09/dm-hall-of-fame-inductee-3-zinzan-brooke/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/zinzan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zinzan</image:title><image:caption>The Complete Footballer</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-12T09:31:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/08/09/bronca/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-09T23:08:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/07/27/our-friends-from-the-north-pt-2-roger-wilson-233-for-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/radike-samo_breakaway.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Radike Samo_breakaway</image:title><image:caption>Wilson's past it at 30-years old? Check out 35-year old Radike Samo leave Adam Thomson and Richie McCaw in his wake on the way to his wünder-try against the All Blacks in last summer's Tri-Nations. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/wilson_omahony.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wilson_O'Mahony</image:title><image:caption>Bosher</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/coughlan_wilson_crop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Coughlan_Wilson_crop</image:title><image:caption>Coughlan and Wilson have gone toe-to-toe for Munster and Northampton in the Heineken Cup over the last number of seasons, and to be honest there's been little enough to choose between the pair. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/roger-wilson_northampton_b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Roger Wilson_Northampton_B</image:title><image:caption>Wodger is a wunner and a wucker. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/jamescoughlan_munster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>James Coughlan 18/9/2010</image:title><image:caption>James 'Germany' Caughlan: </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/john-muldoon_connacht_rain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>John Muldoon_Connacht_rain</image:title><image:caption>An iconic image of an iconic Connacht player. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/roger-wilson_ireland_crop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Roger Wilson_Ireland_crop</image:title><image:caption>Wilson in his sole test appearance – Ireland vs Japan, First Test, June 2005.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/roger-wilson_ulster-a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Roger Wilson_Ulster A</image:title><image:caption>Roger Wilson returns</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/denis-leamy_vs-italt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Denis Leamy_vs Italt</image:title><image:caption>Denis Leamy's form in the 2006 and 2007 Six Nations fully justified O'Sullivan's selection – he played the best test rugby of his career in those two tournaments.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/victor-costello_vs-france.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Victor Costello_vs France</image:title><image:caption>Victor Costello started on the blindside with Anthony Foley at No8 in the 15-12 win over France during the 2003 Six Nations. However, by RWC03 it was back to an either/or situation.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-15T16:02:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/07/25/our-friends-from-the-north-pt-1-chris-henrys-coming-to-dinner/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/conor-murray.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Conor-Murray</image:title><image:caption>Conor Murray gets the ball away for Ireland </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/chris-henry_wolfhounds.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chris Henry_Wolfhounds</image:title><image:caption>Chris Henry Wolfhounds</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/chris-henry_ulster-c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chris Henry_Ulster C</image:title><image:caption>Chris Henry predicts the number of minutes he'll get off the bench for Ireland next season with an eight game fixture list. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/kidney-osullivan-table.png</image:loc><image:title>Kidney OSullivan Table</image:title><image:caption>The three Irish selections that faced Wales in 2007 and 2008 under Eddie O'Sullivan and 2009 under Declan Kidney [click to embiggen].  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/kidney_bradley_osullivan-table.png</image:loc><image:title>Kidney_Bradley_OSullivan Table</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/wynand-olivier_powerade.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wynand Olivier_Powerade</image:title><image:caption>Wynand Olivier: Percy Montgomery's hair: check. Percy Montgomery's talent: let's leave that box unticked.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/babe-ruth-calls-his-shot-02.jpg</image:loc><image:title>babe-ruth-calls-his-shot-02</image:title><image:caption>"That guy in the stands is going to get 70+ caps."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/johnhayes_ireland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JohnHayes_ireland</image:title><image:caption>The Cappamore Colossus, John Hayes. Everyone gets to the end of their career at some stage, and 37 years old is a hell of an age to be playing international rugby. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/chris-henry_ulster_a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chris Henry_Ulster_A</image:title><image:caption>Chris Henry's yellow card against Munster in the HEC quarter-final probably stopped him winning the Man of the Match award, but he was the most influential player on the pitch in The Mole's view. It's pretty incredible that the only international rugby that he saw was the last 26 minutes of the last game of a 17 test season. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-05T16:14:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/07/18/the-big-46-sic-pt-2-then-everything-is-wrapped-up-in-a-neat-little-package/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/isaacboss_scrum_irelandvrussiarwc11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Isaac Boss 25/9/2011</image:title><image:caption>Isaac Boss in his sole start of the 2011-12 season, the RWC11 game against Russia in late September. This image sort of sums up the whole article – out of a 17 test season, Boss started one game and came off the bench in another one for less than 90 total minutes of rugby. He was more than capable of playing at the standard of the teams he faced [Scotland in early August, Russia in late September]. He's played for Ireland in two World Cups, and has faced NZ, Australia, South Africa, France and England in his fifteen test career ... is he one of the 46/47 who's a 'test standard player', or isn't he?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/marcus-horan_john-hayes2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Marcus Horan_John Hayes</image:title><image:caption>The rare oul' stock: Marcus Horan and John Hayes have over 170 test caps between them, but both were long past their best by the time the RWC11 circus rolled into town. It should have been ball-achingly clear to the coaching team that Horan and Hayes were never going to be able to contribute to the World Cup squad, and maybe it was: maybe they were just getting a run out as stay-at-home injury cover, or maybe even as a way of saying thanks for the effort they had put in during training camp.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/brad-thorn_stephen-ferris1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brad Thorn_Stephen Ferris</image:title><image:caption>Brad Thorn tackles Stephen Ferris in the Heineken Cup Final. Of course it shouldn't go unmentioned that this sort of collision can't compare with the impact of a collision that you'd see in a test match between Italy and Scotland. Because that would be in test rugby, which is always a big step up. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-25T22:24:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/07/17/the-big-46-sic-pt-1-im-alright-youre-alright/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/jamie_roberts_plows-a-furrow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jamie_roberts_plows a furrow</image:title><image:caption>Jamie Roberts plows a furrow through the Irish midfield in the RWC11 quarter-final. Take the Big Bopper out of the Welsh line-up and a whole heap of their attacking threat goes up in smoke.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/marcus-horan_john-hayes1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Marcus Horan_John Hayes</image:title><image:caption>The rare oul' stock: Marcus Horan and John Hayes have over 170 test caps between them, but both were long past their best by the time the RWC11 circus rolled into town. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/marcus-horan_john-hayes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Marcus Horan_John Hayes</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/brad-thorn_stephen-ferris.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brad Thorn_Stephen Ferris</image:title><image:caption>Brad Thorn tackles Stephen Ferris in the Heineken Cup Final. Of course, it's not test match rugby, so it could never come close to the intensity of a Scotland vs Italy game. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/scelzo_ledesma_roncero.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scelzo_Ledesma_Roncero</image:title><image:caption>Martin Scelzo, Mario Ledesman and Rodrigo Roncero: they've seen eleven World Cup tournaments between them. Despite the calibre of their replacements in terms of ability on the field, those lads have left a gaping hole in the Pumas side. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/crap-boks-werner-kruger_alistair-hargreaves_gerhard-monstert.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crap Boks - Werner Kruger_Alistair Hargreaves_Gerhard Monstert</image:title><image:caption>Name the Boks! These three likely lads started for South Africa against the All Blacks in the 2011 Tri-Nations. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/johnhayes_ireland1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JohnHayes_ireland</image:title><image:caption>The Cappamore Colossus, John Hayes. Everyone gets to the end of their career at some stage, and 37 years old is a hell of an age to be playing international rugby.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/wynand-olivier_powerade1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wynand Olivier_Powerade</image:title><image:caption>Wynand "Because I'm Worth It" Oliver: Percy Montgomery's hair? Check. Percy Montgomery's talent? Let's leave that box unchecked. Great hair though.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T13:33:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/07/14/losing-your-linchpin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/linchpin-succession-table.png</image:loc><image:title>linchpin succession table</image:title><image:caption>Succession table [click to embiggen]. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/heaslip_linchpin_missing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Heaslip_Linchpin_Missing</image:title><image:caption>Missing</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/heaslip_mccaw_widescreen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>New Zealand All Blacks' McCaw tries to beat Ireland's Sexton and Heaslip during their rugby test match in Christchurch</image:title><image:caption>Heaslip and McCaw in Christchurch</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/jamie-heaslip_ireland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jamie Heaslip_Ireland</image:title><image:caption>Heaslip</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/ferris-heaslip-obrien_italy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ferris Heaslip O'Brien_Italy</image:title><image:caption>Something something something</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/linchpin_heaslip.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Linchpin_Heaslip</image:title><image:caption>Does nhnhnhnhn</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/welsh-squad-list-nov-10-sep-111.png</image:loc><image:title>Welsh Squad List Nov 10 - Sep 11</image:title><image:caption>Welsh Squads from the November 2010 Series [left] and RWC11 [right] - click to magnify. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/welsh-squad-list-nov-10-sep-11.png</image:loc><image:title>Welsh Squad List Nov 10 - Sep 11</image:title><image:caption>Welsh squad changes between November 2010 and August 2011 [click to embiggen]</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/linchpin-player-succession.png</image:loc><image:title>Linchpin Player Succession</image:title><image:caption>Short-term and medium term replacements</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-23T12:32:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/07/09/overlooking-their-oversight-role-the-provinces-the-pcrg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/euraud-chart.png</image:loc><image:title>euraud chart</image:title><image:caption>The single currency uncannily mirrors Declan Kidney's stock as an international coach. Cause or correlation?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-14T22:45:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/07/07/out-of-the-west/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/carr_connacht.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carr_connacht</image:title><image:caption>West Coast/East Coast - ol' skool</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-09T16:49:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/06/29/joe-duffy-on-speed-dial/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/joe-schmidt_jonny-sexton.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Joe Schmidt_Jonny Sexton</image:title><image:caption>Joe Schmidt and his 'lost dressing room'. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/mike-ruddock_wales.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mike Ruddock_Wales</image:title><image:caption>Mike Ruddock has a massive amount of coaching experience – Leinster, NGD, Wales, Worcester Warriors and Irish U20s. He hasn't had sustained success everywhere he has been, but he's been to the top of the NH mountain, winning a Grand Slam with Wales in 2005. Maybe he's not a long-term solution, but everything points to Ireland needing chance at the top. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/eddie-osullivan_ireland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eddie OSullivan_Ireland</image:title><image:caption>Once the results started going against him, it wasn't long until the media turned on The Dagger in full force. It's a startling contrast to how Declan Kidney is being treated, with everything from foreign players to lack of IRFU funds to the lack of a national training centre to an understrength Connacht being wheeled out as the forces behind a third poor season in a row at test level.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/ireland_disconsolate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ireland_disconsolate</image:title><image:caption>Ireland leave the Hamilton pitch after a 60-0 drubbing. Deccie's still looking forward to the fourth test, though!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/lairy-bakkies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lairy Bakkies</image:title><image:caption>O'Sullivan's take was always that Munster had a mighty pack at provincial level, but there were ordinary enough when it came to provincial level; while O'Connell stands comparison to Victor Matfield, Donncha was no Bakkies. Anyway, his style of game always emphasized getting the forwards to do the work and putting the ball in the hands of talented backs. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/joe_duffy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Joe_Duffy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-04T15:13:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/06/27/the-blame-game/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/buck_stops_here.jpg</image:loc><image:title>buck_stops_here</image:title><image:caption>Ah, the blame game sucks. Let's play Hungry, Hungry Hippoes!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-30T12:55:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/06/22/porternpotatoes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/kirwan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kirwan</image:title><image:caption>Hey Kirwan, call yourself the best winger in the world?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-27T09:37:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/06/22/match-preview-ireland-vs-new-zealand-hamilton/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/all-blacks-ireland_haka.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rugby - Ireland v All Blacks, Dublin, 20 November 2010</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/brad-thorn-jerome-kaino_abs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brad Thorn &amp; Jerome Kaino_ABs</image:title><image:caption>It's pretty much impossible to replace players of the calibre of Brad Thorn and Jerome Kaino, especially in the short term. The All Blacks pack lacks the steel that these players brought, and with Kieran Read out and Mealamu on the bench, only four of the forwards who started the RWC11 final will start against Ireland: Woodcock, Franks, Whitelock and McCaw.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/keith-earls_ireland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>keith-earls_Ireland</image:title><image:caption>Keith Earls will add an edge which Ireland didn't really possess in attack in the second test. Earls' time in the centre has added to his game in terms of passing and awareness of supporting players, and Ireland will be hoping that he can get off his wing and on the ball. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/waikato-stadium.jpg</image:loc><image:title>waikato-stadium</image:title><image:caption>Waikato Stadium, home of the Chiefs and the venue for the third test.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/liam-messam_abs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Liam Messam_ABs</image:title><image:caption>Liam Messam will be the third All Black to wear the No6 jersey in the last three tests. Neither Victor Vito nor Adam Thompson have made a particularly strong claim to the jersey vacated by Jerome Kaino, so this game has particular significance for the Chiefs captain in terms of his All Black future. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-22T15:02:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/06/19/match-reaction-3-another-one-for-the-reel-of-infamy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/andy-dufresne_rita-hayworth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>andy dufresne_rita hayworth</image:title><image:caption>Dufresne and lovely Rita – there's always reasons to bleat about the referee when you lose a close game. 'The referee fucked us. Didn't you see it?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/rita-hayworth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rita Hayworth</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-22T22:57:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/06/18/match-reaction-2-absent-friends/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/oconnell-heaslip-comparison_c.png</image:loc><image:title>O'Connell &amp; Heaslip Comparison_C</image:title><image:caption>Irish matches from the 2011-12 season in which O'Connell and/or Heaslip have started</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/oconnell-heaslip-stats_b.png</image:loc><image:title>O'Connell &amp; Heaslip Stats_B</image:title><image:caption>Ireland's 2011-12 season games in which Paul O'Connell and Jamie Heaslip has started. While the stats for Heaslip's performance against Russia might be very eye-catching, they're more or less irrelevant. The Mole feels that it's more relevant to look at how many games the two players played together in which O'Connell got on the ball more often. Why do Ireland want their second row handling the ball more often than their No8?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/oconnell-heaslip_ireland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>O'Connell &amp; Heaslip_Ireland</image:title><image:caption>O'Connell and Heaslip </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-19T20:13:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/06/18/new-zealand-22-19-ireland-match-reaction-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/mcfadden_tuohy_-vs-abs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>McFadden_Tuohy_ vs ABs</image:title><image:caption>Ireland's tempo and intensity was where it needed to be, but the team didn't show much cutting edge out wide. There's room for improvement as to how we play once we have the ball. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/gordon-darcy_ireland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gordon D'Arcy_Ireland</image:title><image:caption>D'Arcy </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/digby-ioane_australia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Digby Ioane_Australia</image:title><image:caption>Ioane was Australia's most potent weapon in attack, so they made sure he got the ball a lot. Simple old game. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/paddy-wallace.jpg</image:loc><image:title>paddy-wallace</image:title><image:caption>On the back of some of the best provincial form of his career, Wallace couldn't make the initial squad. He has been flown out as a late replacement for Gordon D'Arcy, but who knows if he'll start the last test? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/rob-kearney_breakaway_a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rob Kearney_breakaway_A</image:title><image:caption>Rob Kearney hasn't been much of an attacking threat in this series. Ireland need to find a way to get him the ball, because with no Tommy Bowe or Keith Earls, our outside backs don't pose much of a threat. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-19T19:52:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/06/17/match-reaction-australia-25-23-wales/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/berrick-barnes_australia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Berrick Barnes_Australia</image:title><image:caption>Barnes skins Warburton</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/gethin-jenkins_wales.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gethin Jenkins_Wales</image:title><image:caption>Gethin Jenkins has played four tests against the Wallabies this season and lost every one of them.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/jamie_roberts_plows-a-furrow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jamie_roberts_plows a furrow</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/matthew-rees_wales.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Matthew Rees_Wales</image:title><image:caption>Keep practicing </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/wales-vs-australia-loss.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wales vs Australia Loss</image:title><image:caption>Wales loss</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-18T21:48:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/06/15/irish-women-know-no-limits/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/claire-molloy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Claire Molloy</image:title><image:caption>Irish captain Claire Molloy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-16T19:42:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/06/13/corporate-governance/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/conor-oshea_caesar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Conor O'Shea_Caesar</image:title><image:caption>Conor O'Shea has done an exceptional job in a short period of time with Harlequins. He has made his living over in the UK for a long time, and recently recommitted to the Premiership champions ... the IRFU might want him, but would he really want the job? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/joe-schmidt_nod-wink.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Joe-Schmidt_Nod &amp; Wink</image:title><image:caption>He'd never admit it, but Joe Schmidt is Leinster's MVP – Jonny Sexton, Brian O'Driscoll, Leo Cullen and Rob Kearney included. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/dave-clark-sc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dave Clark - S&amp;C</image:title><image:caption>Dave Clark, the IRFU's new Head of Fitness. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/bjbotha_munster_a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BJ Botha 17/9/2011</image:title><image:caption>BJ Botha, Munster tighthead and apparently somebody who's hurting Irish rugby. From what The Mole has seen, Stephen Archer isn't anywhere near test level, and he's the second best tighthead in Munster. Botha isn't holding anybody back ... in fact, he's probably doing a great deal to aid the development of Kilcoyne, Ryan and Archer. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/irish-u20s-celebrate-beating-boks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Irish U20s celebrate beating Boks</image:title><image:caption>The Irish U20s celebrating beating the South African U20s. Ireland were in front for pretty much the entire game, led well at halftime and were worthy winners against their hosts ... and this is an Irish team missing three players who started every game of the U20 Six Nations in Kyle McCall, Paddy Jackson and Shane Layden. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/robert-kraft_tom-brady.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robert Kraft_Tom Brady</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/ireland-celebration.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ireland-Celebration</image:title><image:caption>Irish players celebrate their win over Australia in the group stages of RWC11. It was the first Irish test win over a southern hemisphere side below the equator in over thirty years, and it came in a tournament setting in which both sides were set-up to win and on equal terms. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-15T06:35:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/06/11/match-reaction-new-zealand-42-10-ireland/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/dan-carter_nz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>New Zealand v Ireland</image:title><image:caption>This was Dan Carter's first game back for the All Blacks since limping out of the World Cup. Well, he's still the best outhalf in the world ... by a fucking mile. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/sean-obrien_hika-elliot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sean O'Brien_Hika Elliot</image:title><image:caption>Sean O'Brien put in a monster effort in the No7 jersey, but to my mind his more natural game comes with the freedom from breakdown duties that the No6 jersey allows. Chris Henry had a big season for Ulster after a two year openside apprenticeship, and should be allowed have a rattle against Richie McCaw. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/cian-healy_dumper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cian Healy_dumper</image:title><image:caption>Cian Healy gets physical with Sonny-Bill Williams. The Leinster loosehead had a strong game and, in The Mole's estimation, was the best prop on the pitch. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/fergus-mcfadden_ireland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fergus McFadden_Ireland</image:title><image:caption>As highlighted in the preview, McFadden go the bogey prize of marking Julian Savea. He managed to bag a try off a turnover, but it was a bad day at the office that will probably see the Leinster utility back on the bench for the next test. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/conrad-smith_nz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Conrad Smith_NZ</image:title><image:caption>Conrad Smith in the November 2010 test match at Lansdowne Road. Anybody who enjoys rugby likes watching Conrad Smith play – he might be the smartest outside back of the professional era.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/israel-dagg_brian-odriscoll.jpg</image:loc><image:title>New Zealand v Ireland</image:title><image:caption>Israel Dagg didn't bag a hat-trick of tries, but he was just as damaging to Irish hopes</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-14T12:33:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/06/09/mr-plow-award-for-outstanding-achievement-in-the-field-of-excellence-scrummaging/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/steenkamp-mrplow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>steenkamp-mrplow</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-12T06:11:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/06/08/match-preview-new-zealand-vs-ireland-first-test/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/brianodriscoll2_sonnybillwilliams_irelandvnewzealandnov10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brian O'Driscoll runs at Sonny Bill Williams 20/11/2010</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/simon-zebo_ireland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Simon Zebo_Ireland</image:title><image:caption>Simon Zebo has been in outstanding try-scoring form for Munster, and will look to effortlessly make the jump up to test-match level. C-O-N-F-I-D-E-N-C-E ... that's the way you spell success. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/sonny-bill-williams_chiefs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sonny Bill Williams_Chiefs</image:title><image:caption>Superstar Sunny-Bull Wull-yums in trademark pose, getting a one-handed offload away for the Chiefs against the Hurricanes. The ex-Northern Code international is in outstanding form ... but it's just the sort of challenge that Brian O'Driscoll will relish. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/owen-franks_snatch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Owen Franks_Snatch</image:title><image:caption>Owen Franks jumps under a heavy snatch in Crossfit Olympic Lifting Coach Mike Burgener's garage gym in California. The Franks brothers have made several trips across to America to improve their lifting techniques, and have hired former NFL S&amp;C coaches – out of their own pockets – to come and train them in New Zealand. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/donnacha-ryan_ireland-rain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ryan</image:title><image:caption>Ireland need a big game from Donnacha Ryan in the second row ... and all over the pitch. For the first time in his career, Ryan will be the senior partner in the engine room, and has a wide array of things to focus on: calling lineouts, receiving kickoffs and scrummaging with a new partner. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/richie-mccaw_all-blacks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Richie McCaw_All Blacks</image:title><image:caption>Richie McCaw is pretty much unplayable: even with a broken foot, he was outstanding in the World Cup. On two feet? Forget about it. What a player!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/dan-carter_vs-ireland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Carter_vs Ireland</image:title><image:caption>Dan Carter skins some Irish forwards in November 2008. Carter's peripheral vision is second to none – he can see the weak points in the opposition's defense, and he has the personal skillset to exploit them/ </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-09T11:01:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/06/06/the-man-who-fell-to-earth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/jeremy-staunton_goalkick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jeremy Staunton_goalkick</image:title><image:caption>Jeremy Staunton: not only could he have been a contender, he should have been one. How Irish rugby failed one of the most talented players of his generation is still beyond me. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/jeremy_staunton_leicester-change.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jeremy_Staunton_Leicester Change</image:title><image:caption>Staunton goal-kicking for Leicester: as soon as he left Munster, fullback was forgotten and it was back to outhalf for him. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/killian-keane-dev-xv-vs-samoa-nov-2001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Killian Keane Dev XV vs Samoa Nov 2001</image:title><image:caption>Killian Keane on Irish duty for the Development XV that faced Samoa in November 2001 in Donnybrook. He had been capped in 1998 and had already turned 30 years old by the time of the Samoa game ... a little late for development. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/dominic-crotty_munster_a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dominic Crotty_Munster_a</image:title><image:caption>Dominic Crotty was Declan Kidney's preferred choice at fullback for Munster, and started the 2002 Heineken Cup final against Leicester in the No15 jersey. Crotty was capped for Ireland four times in the 1996-97 season, and briefly recalled for a game against Canada in 2000. He was 27 years old at the time of the 2002 final, and Staunton was just 21. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/rob-henderson_munster_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rob henderson_munster_1</image:title><image:caption>Hendo in his Munster days. He formed an outstanding partnership with Brian O'Driscoll for the 2001 Lions and should have been at his peak at 28/29 years old when he signed for Munster for the 2001-02 season. However, he barely got on the pitch over the next two years. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/staunton_corry_wasps.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Staunton_Corry_Wasps</image:title><image:caption>Staunton gives Leicester, England and Lions back rower Martin Corry a big fend and tries to get away for Wasps in a high-intensity Premiership encounter. "I've never experienced anything like this league," he'd say in an Independent interview. "Every week there's a massive game."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/jeremy_staunton_vs-argentina.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jeremy_staunton_vs Argentina</image:title><image:caption>Staunton takes an offload from Gavin Duffy in the June 2007 game against Argentina in Velez Sarsfield. This was his last game for Ireland, and they were held scoreless. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/jeremy_staunton_ireland-a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jeremy_staunton_Ireland A</image:title><image:caption>Staunton in action for Ireland 'A' versus England 'A' – this was back in the days when the Irish Wolfhounds were an invitational side equivalent to the Barbarians and the Saxons were a confederation of German tribes on the north German plains. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/staunton_neath.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jeremy Staunton, the Munster fullback is tackled by Alfie Mocelutu and Andy Moore</image:title><image:caption>Staunton tries to break free against Neath in the 2003 Celtic League Final. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/jasonholland_munster_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jasonholland_munster_1</image:title><image:caption>Jason 'Dutchy' Holland was a rugged, clever footballer who had sharp basics and some real physicality for a guy who wasn't a big beast of a player. He could fill in at No10, but was more comfortable as a No12, and was an ideal minder for ROG in the early days of the young out half's career. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-25T16:18:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/06/05/match-reaction-south-africa-u20s-19-23-ireland-u20s/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/ireland-u20s-win.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ireland U20s Win</image:title><image:caption>The Irish U20s celebrate a cracking opening day win over hosts South Africa. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/niallscannell_ireland-u20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Niall Scannell 3/2/2012</image:title><image:caption>Niall Scannell played a hell of a game ... and then talked a good game too! His post-match interview was composed, informative and gracious, which is a real rarity for lads his age. Just like Hanrahan wouldn't have worn the No10 jersey if Jackson hadn't been present, Scannell wouldn't have been captain – but he looked and sounded as if he had been leading this team all year. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/chris-farrell_ireland-u20s.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2011 U18 Justin Bridou European Championship - Elite Group Semi Finals</image:title><image:caption>Chris Farrell is an enormous unit for a centre at over 194cm [6'5"], and while he might take a little more time to grow into his frame, he showed that he's got a bit of football to go with the height – a second half grubber that sliced through the South African defense for a significant territorial gain was a real surprise, and while his passing wasn't immaculate, it wasn't all that bad either. With another year at this level next season, he'll be a player on whom to keep a close eye. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/jjhanrahan_ireland_u20s.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JJ Hanrahan 4/6/2012</image:title><image:caption>Hanrahan had a couple of stray kicks early in the game, but once he was in it, he took over. Conversions from either touchline, long kicks that turned the Springbok pack towards their own goal-line, midfield breaks, good decisions when he had the ball ... it was an exceptional performance from the Kerry man. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-09T07:09:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/06/04/u-mad-bro/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/declan-kidney_mad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Declan Kidney_Mad</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/fionn-carr_connacht.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fionn Carr_Connacht</image:title><image:caption>"Sorry Fionn, I only give cheap caps to Munster players. You know how it is."&#13;
"But Deccie –" &#13;
"Alright, off you go. We know what you can do."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/ianmadigan_placekick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ian Madigan 2/3/2012</image:title><image:caption>Ian Madigan, obviously lining up a placekick for somebody else to take. No, it was actually the game in which he knocked over 17 points against Aironi. The Mole has read the argument that asks who we'd want on the pitch for a kick at goal to win the game versus the All Blacks in the last minute ... please. When have we ever been in that scenario against New Zealand? You might as well ask who we want to pile on the points when we're leading by fifteen points with two minutes to play. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/paul-marhsall_ulster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paul Marshall_Ulster</image:title><image:caption>Paul Marshall – can he get the job done as a change-of-pace scrum-half at international level? Maybe he can, maybe he can't ... but it's a better idea to test the theory rather than just rubbish it out of hand. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/davekilcoyne_munster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dave Kilcoyne 21/1/2011</image:title><image:caption>The Mole was impressed with Dave Kilcoyne for Munster 'A' in the cracking semi-final against Leinster 'A' at the RDS on Good Friday. Does that mean he should be in contention for an Ireland cap? No. Is that even a serious question? He's only made one Pro12 start in his entire career! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/donncha-ocallaghan_munster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Donncha-O'callaghan_Munster</image:title><image:caption>Donncha O'Callaghan - lovely fellah, shame about the form. When certain players keep on getting selected late in their careers when they're clearly not performing, the fans can get very tetchy and the criticism pointed. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/leinster_2012.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Leinster_2012</image:title><image:caption>Leinster have been widely hailed as the best club team in the history of professional European rugby. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/heinekencup1112launch_provinces.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Johan Muller, Paul O'Connell, Leo Cullen and John Muldoon 1/11/2011</image:title><image:caption>The four provincial captains with the Heineken Cup outside the National Conference Centre. That's four very big men right there ... but posing in runners? It turns a two-metre tall international into the gawky lamper of a kid who forgot his boots on the day the school XV photos were being taken. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-06T15:20:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/06/02/5-up-2012-jwc-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/luke-mcgrath_ireland-u18_a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Luke McGrath_Ireland U18_A</image:title><image:caption>Luke McGrath gets the ball away under pressure for Ireland U18s against England U18s last season. McGrath has another season at U20 next year and looks like he has the game-management and decision-making skills to be a genuine international prospect at senior level with another couple of seasons under his belt. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/jj-hanrahan_ireland-u20s.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JJ Hanrahan_Ireland U20s</image:title><image:caption>Hanrahan sniffed the gap and then scorched through it to set up Ireland's only try against Wales in the U20 Six Nations opener. What the photo doesn't show is the beautifully weighted pass he threw for Shane Layden to score. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/tadhg-furlong_ireland-u20s.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tadhg Furlong_Ireland U20s</image:title><image:caption>Tadhg Furlong: the New Ross and Leinster Academy prospect missed a lot of the season recovering from injury, but is back in the saddle for the Ireland U20s. Head on the chopping block: he'll be Ireland's starting tighthead at RWC15. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-05T08:37:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/06/01/gnomic/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/declan-kidney_magic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Declan-Kidney_Magic</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/papa_lazarou.jpg</image:loc><image:title>papa_lazarou</image:title><image:caption>Hello Dave. Kidney's motivational mind-games seem to have reached the extent of their powers, although on the back of an extremely poor warm-up series he took an Irish team down to the World Cup in New Zealand and beat the Tri-Nations champions Australia. Is his voodoo potent enough to conjure a win against the world champion All Blacks? Nah.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/radge-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RADGE! copy</image:title><image:caption>It's Radge time, baby! Open your notebooks and turn on your dictaphones, here comes self-promotion masquerading as 'honesty'.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/rob-kearney_lions.jpg</image:loc><image:title>South Africa v British &amp; Irish Lions - 1st Test</image:title><image:caption>Rob Kearney did the business for the Lions in 2009, and he was Ireland's best player in the 2008 Summer Tour to New Zealand and Australia. After a spending a season out due to injury, he has come back like Crazy Joe Gallo – all guns blazing. His duel with Israel Dagg over the next month will be worth the price of admission alone. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/declan-kidney-006.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Declan-Kidney-006</image:title><image:caption>Declan Kidney rarely gives anything away in interviews with either the Irish or the foreign media. Being inscrutable has its advantages, but it also means that the Irish rugby public have little idea of how the coach is trying to get his team to play, why certain players are in or out of favour and how small factors affect results. He gives the people whom he's supposed to be representing – Irish rugby fans – pretty much no information about the team that's going out on the pitch on their behalf. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/nathanhines_lions.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nathan Hines 3/6/2009</image:title><image:caption>Nathan Hines has gone on record as saying that the Leinster vs Toulouse HEC semi-final of 2011 was the toughest game he ever played. Stephen Ferris, another big beast, said that the 2009 Six Nations match against England was the most physically exhausting game he'd ever played. That suggests that there's no clear consensus that test rugby is automatically tougher than high-stakes club rugby ... nor the other way around. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-11T22:15:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/06/01/baabaas-vs-ireland-xv-highlights/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-01T15:17:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/05/29/munsters-slide-rock-bottom-or-ready-to-relapse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/munster_liberty-stadium.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Munster_Liberty Stadium</image:title><image:caption>Mick O'Driscoll leads his team off the pitch at the Liberty Stadium. Munster had just suffered their worst defeat in eight years in his last game for the province he represented more than two hundred times. He deserved better. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/ronan-ogara_munster_a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ronan O'Gara_Munster_A</image:title><image:caption>ROG – if he's playing like he did before Christmas, picking him is a no-brainer. If he's playing like he did after Christmas, selection becomes a serious issue.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/tomc3a1s-oleary-_injury.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tomás O'Leary _Injury</image:title><image:caption>Tomás O'Leary is stretchered off after breaking his ankle against Llanelli in late April 2009. The injury meant that he missed the Lions tour to South Africa, and he has rarely shown his best form since. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/davefoley_munster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dave Foley 21/1/2011</image:title><image:caption>Dave Foley is by many accounts a cracking second row prospect, but at 24 years old he needs to start making the move from 'prospect' to 'contender'.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/jerry-flannery_ireland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jerry Flannery_ireland</image:title><image:caption>It's difficult to know whether Jerry Flannery's efforts in the weight-room partially contributed to his recurring calf injuries. In contrast to a naturally massive man like John Hayes, Flannery built a huge amount of muscle in the gym.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/paul-oconnell_overhead-squad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paul O'Connell_Overhead Squad</image:title><image:caption>Sure, it's not a whole heap of weight – but you don't get perfect overhead squat form unless you spend a hell of a lot of time in the weight room. O'Connell is one of the premier athletes in Irish rugby, but while he used to be surrounded by comparable animals in the Munster pack, he's out on his own now. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/rob-penney_canterbury.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rob Penney Appointed Head Coach of Munster 2/5/2012</image:title><image:caption>Rob Penney has xxx</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/munster_2000-final.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Munster_2000 final</image:title><image:caption>Munster have a hell of a history in the Heineken Cup, but they aren't all good memories. They had to lose two finals before they won their first.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/felix_jones_munster-injured.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Felix_Jones_Munster-injured</image:title><image:caption>Felix 'Calamity' Jones will miss the Ireland tour to New Zealand with another serious injury - this time it's surgery on the shoulder injury he picked up in the build-up to the Pro12 semi-final. Maybe he's not built for pro rugby, maybe he has been unlucky or maybe he's the victim of poor strength and conditioning advice ... whatever it is, he's always injured. If he's the poster-boy for interprovincial movement, he's not really going to inspire too many to take the chance. The bottom line is that things haven't worked out that well. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/hanno-dirksen_ospreys.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hanno Dirksen_Ospreys</image:title><image:caption>Dirksen is picture perfect as he dives over for one of the Ospreys' five tries against Munster in the semi-final. The phrase 'end of an era' has been bandied about Munster rugby for at least two seasons – maybe even three – and another loss is just another loss ... but a knock-out defeat like that is one that should stick in the craw for a long time. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-30T12:35:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/05/24/hard-core-welsh/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/andrew-bishop_ospreys_a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Andrew Bishop_Ospreys_A</image:title><image:caption>The current Ospreys backline aren't exactly "no-stats superstars" – Shane Williams has scored 58 international tries and Dan Biggar has kicked 300 points this season – but they're a long way from the Galacticos of Phillips, Hook, Henson and Byrne.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/rhys-webb_ospreys.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rhys Webb_Ospreys</image:title><image:caption>Rhys Webb played against Munster three times this season and scored in every game. The 23-year old has been capped once for Wales, but there's a bit of a queue forming behind Mike Phillips and the Lions shoo-in isn't going anywhere fast.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/ashley-beck_ospreys.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ashley Beck_Ospreys</image:title><image:caption>Ashley Beck is a rangier player than the Big Bopper Jamie Roberts – he weighs about 10kg less and doesn't have the sheer power of Dr Bump. However, he has runs very clever lines and is a well-rounded distributor ... if Andrew Bishop is a cut-price Conrad Smith, Beck might just be a bargain Will Greenwood.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/dan-biggar_ospreys.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Biggar_Ospreys</image:title><image:caption>Dan Biggar belts over his millionth point. The Mole saw him kick a penalty from the about a metre inside the touchline on the halfway against Leinster in the RDS, either last season or the one before – one of the three or four best kicks I've ever seen. HE'S GOT THE MEGABOOT ON TODAY, SMUDDY!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-24T16:29:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/05/22/ulster-a-season-at-the-brink-or-a-place-at-the-top-table/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/stephenferris_ulster-ears.jpg</image:loc><image:title>StephenFerris_Ulster Ears</image:title><image:caption>"Stand Up For The Ulstermen" rings out and Stephen Ferris is all ears. Having had a taste of Heineken Cup knock-out rugby over the last two seasons, Ulster will be looking to get to the top of the mountain next season. Do they have what it takes?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/paddymcallister_ulster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paddy McAllister 29/10/2011</image:title><image:caption>Paddy McAllister is a young loosehead prop with prototypical size and international potential. Ulster fans will be looking for him to put forward a serious challenge to Tom Court's starting position in Heineken Cup games next season.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/dan-tuohy_simon-zebo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Tuohy_Simon Zebo</image:title><image:caption>Big Dan Tuohy has been banging on the door for Ireland selection all season, and finally got the call yesterday. He put in a huge, 2000+ minute season for Ulster and while his try in the final was ultimately a consolation effort, it was a fitting reward for the work he has put in for the province.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/stephen_ferris_ulster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stephen_Ferris_Ulster</image:title><image:caption>Stephen Ferris is a complete and utter monster, and his nomination for ERC European Player of the Year was well deserved. The state of his knees is a huge concern, because there's a lot of serious rugby to be played over the next twelve months. Who knows how he's going to hold up, or what can be done to help him hold up?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/paddyjackson_ulster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paddy Jackson runs in to score a try 25/9/2011</image:title><image:caption>Paddy Jackson still has a long way to go to be a top class outhalf in terms of European competition. There are some serious artillery pieces out there – Sexton, O'Gara, Wilkinson, Evans, Trinh-Duc, Beauxis, McAlister, Flood, Priestland, Hook – and that's before you get to the guys his age who are already getting the job done, No10s like Duncan Weir [Glasgow], George Ford [Leicester] and Owen Farrell [Saracens]. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/nevinspence_ulster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ulster v Viadana</image:title><image:caption>Having depth means having to leave good players on the bench. A one-two punch of Darren Cave [25] and Nevin Spence [22] in the No13 jersey means good competition and a great age profile.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/tommy-bowe_ulster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tommy Bowe_Ulster</image:title><image:caption>Tommy Bowe scored 34 tries in 91 games in his first stint at Ulster, and since then he's been the Six Nations Player of the Tournament , the IRUPA Players' Player of the Year, the Welsh Player of the Year, a two-position test Lion and this season's top try-scorer in the Six Nations. His return to Ulster is a huge coup for the province. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-25T16:15:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/05/21/heineken-cup-final-reaction-1-mlearned-friends-of-the-bench/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/sean-cronin_final.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sean Cronin runs in Leinster's final try</image:title><image:caption>Cronin scoots in on eighty minutes for the fifth Leinster try. While it must have been hard to take for Ulster fans, Leinster fans will be happy that the team played for the full eighty minutes and kept scoring until the final whistle</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/johncooney_leinster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jon Cooney gets the ball away 2/9/2011</image:title><image:caption>John Cooney made the debut from hell against the Ospreys in the first game of the season, but those few minutes off the bench in the Heineken Cup final must have done a hell of a lot to rescue his season. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/ianmadiganleidrasb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IanMadiganLeiDraSB</image:title><image:caption>Madigan came off the bench with seven minutes to go and the game more or less in the bag, but he was instrumental in the last two tries. He has improved a huge about this year, and fully deserved his IRUPA Young Player of the Year nomination. It's a pity that he's not part of the Irish touring party to New Zealand because the potential match-up against Arron Cruden would have been bloody enjoyable to watch!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/declanfitzpatrick_ulster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Declan Fitzpatrick 16/8/2011</image:title><image:caption>Declan Fitzpatrick is more a technician rather than an athlete – and that's okay: so is Mike Ross. If you want to bring a prop off the bench who can run around but can't scrummage, the opposition pack will have a go at you in the set-piece. However, the gap had widened by the time he came on, and set-piece solidity wasn't going to make up two converted tries.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/sean-cronin_montpellier.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Leinster's Sean Cronin scores a try on N</image:title><image:caption>Sean Cronin scored after coming off the bench at the end of Leinster's first game of the competition against Montpellier, and he scored after coming off the bench at the end of their last game against Ulster. Having a player of his quality and explosive pace in the front row – and keeping him fresh and on the bench for the first hour – has caused a number of opposition teams big problems in the endgame. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-24T08:20:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/05/21/approach-shot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/declan_kidney_press-release.jpg</image:loc><image:title>declan_kidney_press release</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-22T14:56:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/05/19/the-fingers-of-the-red-hand/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/chris-henry_ulster_a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chris Henry_Ulster_A</image:title><image:caption>Chris Henry has successfully reinvented himself as an openside and turned himself into a more vital player for Ulster than he was in his favoured position. Fair play!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/paddy-wallace-rwc11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paddy Wallace RWC11</image:title><image:caption>Paddy Wallace – takes a lickin' and just keeps tickin'. He's even more important to Ulster with young Paddy Jackson at No10, giving the talented nipper a second distributor and kicker one out. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/stefan-terblanche_ulster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stefan Terblanche_Ulster</image:title><image:caption>Stefan Terblanche – he lacks the pace that he showed on his Springbok debut fourteen years ago, but he uses all those years of experience to make sure that he's never put in a position where it's put to the test. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-19T13:04:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/05/19/heineken-cup-final-preview-leinster-vs-ulster/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/leinster-vs-glasgow_2.gif</image:loc><image:title>Leinster vs Ulster_2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/leinster-vs-glasgow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Leinster vs Glasgow</image:title><image:caption>Eoin Reddan tries to shrug off Chris Cussiter in the Pro12 semi-final. Ruan Pienaar might have had to shrug of dissatisfaction with his holiday reading, or possibly boredom.  First world problems, Ruan. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/heinke-van-der-merwe_lions.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Heinke-van-der-Merwe_Lions</image:title><image:caption>Heinke van der Merwe in his days with the Lions ... as a 23 year old. Beast. He's got one Springbok cap, as has Munster loosehead Wian du Preez: The Mole knows which one he'd want in his front row, and it's the one with more initials every time. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/chris-henry_ulster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chris Henry_Ulster</image:title><image:caption>Chris Henry is getting a lot of press from Leinster players ... a clear indicator that they want the ref to keep an eye on him at the breakdown. Henry is a huge upgrade at openside over Willie Faloon, but The Mole doesn't think that he's in the class of Warburton or Tipuric as an openside. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/ruan-pienaar_ulster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ruan Pienaar_ulster</image:title><image:caption>Ruan Pienaar dictates matters at scrum half for Ulster: against Edinburgh he got on the ball 54 times, while outhalf Paddy Jackson touched it just 22 times. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/rob-kearney_vs-clermont.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rob Kearney_vs Clermont</image:title><image:caption>Rob Kearney - this season's IRUPA Players' Player of the Year has had an imperious Heineken Cup, and if Leinster are to be successful in retaining the cup, he'll have to play a central part.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-19T10:44:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/05/19/pre-match-nerves/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-19T07:12:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/05/17/positions-of-need/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/eric-elwood_long.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eric Elwood_long</image:title><image:caption>Eric Elwood: with another year of Heineken Cup rugby guaranteed, the Connacht chief recognized the two key positions in which he needed to strengthen his squad ... and then went out and did something about it. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/barry-murphy_galwegians.png</image:loc><image:title>Barry Murphy_Galwegians</image:title><image:caption>Barry Murphy [26] of Galwegians brings depth to a very, very shallow centre corps. Murphy is not expected to be Conrad Smith, but if he can pass well, tackle hard and make good decisions, he'll do a decent job for Connacht alongside somebody with a little more pace. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/jhw_bristol.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JHW_Bristol</image:title><image:caption>Harris-Wright is coming off a decent season at Bristol in the RFU Championship. There are a lot of ex-academy Irish players plying their trade at that level, and a number of them – Michael Keating and Robin Copeland, for example – are really excelling.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/leo-auvaa_b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Leo Auva'a_B</image:title><image:caption>Leo Auva'a does a very specific job for Leinster. He's no asked to play at blindside, he's not asked to jump in the lineout, he's asked to get them over the gainline. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-17T11:16:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/04/15/lost-in-transition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/axel1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>axel</image:title><image:caption>It’ll take more than the old “banana in the tailpipe” routine, but it’s a good place to start.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/axel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>axel</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-15T19:20:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/05/15/nz-training-squad-young-guns-and-old-guard/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/colin-slade_highlanders.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Colin Slade_Highlanders</image:title><image:caption>Colin Slade suffered a serious but clean break of the leg in March against the Chiefs. He's had a run of bad luck since being called into the World Cup squad, and it's hard not to feel sorry for the talented young outhalf.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/rob-fruean_crusaders.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rob Fruean_Crusaders</image:title><image:caption>Robbie Fruean is unfortunate to miss out, especially so given that Richard Kahui [who was named in the squad] is injured. Having missed out on selection for the RWC11 squad as well, one wonders what it is that Hansen sees in him and doesn't like.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/steve-hansen_nz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>steve-hansen_NZ</image:title><image:caption>Steve Hansen, NZ head coach: he's been around the set-up for a long time, and he has previous experience as an international head coach with Wales. With so much emphasis on the All Blacks winning their home World Cup, there was always going to be an odd honeymoon period afterwards once they won the William Webb Ellis trophy, but his first squad is a bit of a shake-up.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-16T06:41:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/05/14/q-what-can-you-read-into-a-game-against-newport-gwent-dragons/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/kev-mclaughlin_leinster1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kev McLaughlin_Leinster</image:title><image:caption>Kev McLaughlin doesn't break off many 50m runs like Sean O'Brien or Jamie Heaslip, but he's a hell of a lineout jumper. Some people underestimate how important quick ball from the tail can be when attacking halfway up the pitch,  or how important it is to put the opposition throw under pressure. McLaughlin is the best in the squad for both jobs. Plus he's a nice guy! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/girvandempsey_leinster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Girvan Dempsey 5/9/2009</image:title><image:caption>Time waits for no man, even one with flawless fullback fundamentals. Girvan Dempsey was the consummate professional who could definitely have gone on for another season ... but he didn't.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/stephenkeogh_shannon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stephen Keogh 29/10/2011</image:title><image:caption>Keogh looks to put a Shannon team-mate away with a one-handed pass against Young Munster in the UBL this year. As a player-coach, he's getting on the ladder of the second part of his job relatively early, while making the most out of his playing days. It's a big ask, but he proved with his move from Munster to Leinster that he wasn't afraid to challenge himself. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/jennings-cullen_leicester.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jennings Cullen_leicester</image:title><image:caption>Leo Cullen and Shane Jennings raise the Guinness Premiership trophy for Leicester. Keogh and Hogan brought a bit of the Munster 'dog' with them, but Cullen and Jennings brought a whole lot more when they returned to Leinster. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/aledbrewdragonsdec2009.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AledBrewDragonsDec2009</image:title><image:caption>Aled Brew dots down in the corner despite Eoin O'Malley's attempted tackle. The 21-year old O'Malley wasn't actually in the Leinster Academy at the time, but it was his first career appearance for the senior team. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/michael-cheika_leinster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Michael Cheika_Leinster</image:title><image:caption>Michael Cheika didn't have some of the luxuries that Joe Schmidt inherited – indeed</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/stephen-keogh_leinster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stephen Keogh_Leinster</image:title><image:caption>Stephen Keogh, Journeyman Pro: Stephen Keogh at one stage was a vital part of the Leinster pack, but he was falling away when he was at his physical prime and should have been coming on strong. In his last three seasons at the club, he started 18 out of a possible 86 matches when he was aged between 26 and 29, prime years for any backrow. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-17T12:11:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/05/14/match-reaction-leinster-19-15-glasgow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/brad-thorn_leinster_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brad Thorn_Leinster_1</image:title><image:caption>Brad Thorn: when the going gets tough, Thorn gets tougher</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/georgeclancy_referee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>George Clancy 13/8/2010</image:title><image:caption>Bronson: nobody was happy with him. Glasgow fans felt that he was too hard on them at the breakdown, Leinster fans thought that he let way too much go unpunished. Sometimes you just can't win.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/eoin-reddan_leinster_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eoin Reddan_Leinster_1</image:title><image:caption>The Mole is a big Reddan fan, but he didn't have his best game against Glasgow. It'll be very interesting to see who starts against Ruan Pienaar in the HEC final – Isaac Boss's form this season has been consistently good, and he'll really fancy his chances against his former team. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/sean-lineen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sean Lineen</image:title><image:caption>Lineen is all class. Scotland are getting a real gem, but it remains to be seen if the national side will benefit to the same degree that Glasgow stand to lose. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/jamie-heaslip_leinster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jamie Heaslip_Leinster</image:title><image:caption>Vintage Heaslip: Jamie Heaslip backs himself and goes around the outside of the Glasgow defense for a fifty yard break. The Leinster No8 still hasn't lost a match as captain of his province. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-15T10:01:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/05/12/ospreys-v-munster-match-reaction/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/tipuric.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tipuric</image:title><image:caption>Would you recognise this man without trademark blue scrum cap? Quality player.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-14T14:16:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/05/11/if-isa-was-irish/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/isa-nacewa-wasps-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Isa-Nacewa-Wasps-10</image:title><image:caption>Isa Nacewa has been selected to play his 100th game for Leinster tomorrow in the Pro12 semi-final against Glasgow. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-11T18:31:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/05/09/pro12-semi-final-preview-leinster-vs-glasgow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/cian-healy_glasgow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cian-healy_glasgow</image:title><image:caption>Cian Healy bursts through the Glasgow defense in the Heineken Cup fixture between the sides at Firhill. Leinster have more weapons all over the pitch than Glasgow, and will be looking to avenge the regular season loss at the RDS. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/stuart-hogg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stuart Hogg</image:title><image:caption>Stuart Hogg has absolutely phenomenal pace; his hat-trick against Munster served warning that if you give him an inch, he'll take sixty metres and five points. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/seanlineensb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SeanLineenSB</image:title><image:caption>Sean Lineen - he was a classy centre, now he's a classy coach. Everybody likes him and he does a good job ... why's he being let go?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/devintoner_try.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Devin Toner 8/10/2011</image:title><image:caption>Devin Toner has been one of Leinster's mainstays in the league, and has more than held his own against Gray and Kellock when they went head-to-head in the Heineken Cup group stages. Leinster's lineout has faltered in his absence in recent weeks, and The Mole thinks he'll have a big part to play in Saturday's game. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-11T18:26:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/05/09/pro12-semi-final-preview-ospreys-vs-munster/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/oconnell-injury.jpg</image:loc><image:title>O'Connell injury</image:title><image:caption>One picture tells the tale of a whole season.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/davidwallace_superman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DavidWallace_Superman</image:title><image:caption>You simply can't replace guys like this. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/adam-r-jones.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Adam R Jones</image:title><image:caption>Adam Rhys Jones used to be regarded as something of a figure of fun by opposing fans – the ringlets of hair, the fact that he often used to be subbed off before halftime because he couldn't stick the pace, the stories that leaked out of Welsh camps that they'd banned him from eating chocolate – but he has been a vital part of three Welsh Grand Slams and is probably the best scrummaging tighthead in the world now that Euan Murray found God, Carl Hayman moved to Toulon for the cash and Martin Scelzo retired. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/justin-tipuric.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Justin Tipuric</image:title><image:caption>Tipuric was the standout openside voted in for the Pro12 Team of the Season. While he's in Warburton's shadow at the moment, the Welsh captain's injuries are affording him more chances to shine at international level. Anybody who has seen the young Ospreys flanker this season knows that he can more than do the job in the test environment.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-11T11:05:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/05/06/dm-hall-of-fame-inductee-2-andre-joubert-the-rolls-royce-of-fullbacks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/andrc3a9-joubert_boks-vs-wobs_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>André Joubert_Boks vs Wobs_2</image:title><image:caption>Classic Joubert against the Wallabies. In many ways Joubert fit neatly inside the expectations of what a fullback should be, unlike one-offs like Blanco and Cullen, who are always said to have 'redefined the position'. Joubert didn't redefine it, he was just absolutely brilliant at it. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/andrc3a9-joubert-canada.jpg</image:loc><image:title>André Joubert Canada</image:title><image:caption>The late Ruben Kruger breaks through the Canadian defense with Japie Mulder and Joubert in support. The Boks weren't blowing away the so-called 'minnows' in the group stages, and the Canada match was a game in which the feisty northerners wouldn't lie down for the hosts, sparking an all-in fist-fight. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/andrc3a9-joubert_lomu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>André Joubert_Lomu</image:title><image:caption>Lomu goes for the outside in the World Cup final with Joubert trying to close in on him. The All Blacks were the best team in the competition and would soon prove themselves to be the best team in the world, but the Boks took the trophy with a final performance of ferocious grit and determination. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/pieterhendriks_fist1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PieterHendriks_Fist</image:title><image:caption>Pieter Hendriks skinned the aging Campo and darted in for the winning try in the first match of the tournament. The underdog hosts had beaten the reigning champions and favorites, and the tournament was wide open.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/pieterhendriks_fist.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PieterHendriks_Fist</image:title><image:caption>Hendriks burns Campese and dots down in Capetown to shock the world and beat the Wallabies in the opening game of RWC95</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/andrc3a9-joubert-skinned.jpg</image:loc><image:title>André Joubert skinned</image:title><image:caption>Matt Dawson has thrown his dummy and leaves Joubert in his dust. With so many changes in the backline from the team that had won the World Cup just two years ago, the two holdovers – Joubert and van der Westhuizen – were the men that Lions fan feared above all other South African backs. Despite his second test try, Juba didn't have a vintage series by his high standards. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/andre-joubert-in-flight.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Andre Joubert in flight</image:title><image:caption>"Where's Joubert?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/andre_joubert-waterbottle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Andre_Joubert Waterbottle</image:title><image:caption>Juba takes a break in 1996. At 32 years old, he was at the peak of his powers, and finally earned the SA Player of the Year award that he had been in contention for so many times. All the same, Chris Cullen's incredible try-scoring abilities and broken field running changed the game and made people look at fullback in a different light.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/andrc3a9-joubert_wetpitch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>André Joubert_WetPitch</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/andre_joubert-portrait.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Andre_Joubert PORTRAIT</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2024-02-16T09:24:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/05/02/leinsters-new-contracts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/leinster_cardiff-blues.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Leinster_Cardiff Blues</image:title><image:caption>Leinster announced a huge number of contract extensions together, neatly defusing inspection of new recruits (Denton and Bent) and camouflaging some other calls which might have got more attention in the media were they announced piecemeal.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/tom-denton_leedscarnegie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tom Denton_LeedsCarnegie</image:title><image:caption>Tom Denton as a 22 year old for Leeds Carnegie against Stade Francais in and October 2010 Amlin Cup fixture. The only 24/25 year old Irish-qualified second rows with his level and amount of experience are Connacht's Andrew Browne (25 years old, 52 ML/Pro 12 &amp; 16 ERC games) and Devin Toner (25 years old, 73 ML/Pro 12 games and 20 ERC games).</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/michael-bent_wellington.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Michael Bent_Wellington</image:title><image:caption>Michael Bent will be coming in to the Leinster set up as a prop used to playing both sides, as Super Rugby uses a seven man bench. It will be interesting to see whether Leinster use him like that, or whether he's going to be selected solely as a tighthead. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/rhys-ruddock_maori.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rhys Ruddock_Maori</image:title><image:caption>Ruddock in action against the New Zealand Maori as a 19 year old in June 2010. Sometimes people forget how young he is: there are six players in the Leinster academy older than him.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/kev-mclaughlin_leinster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kev McLaughlin_Leinster</image:title><image:caption>Leinster's secret weapon in the lineout, Kev McLaughlin has been tied down with a news three year deal at the province. Very few people get offered three-year deals, so it's a sign of how much Leinster value the ex-Gonzaga man. They actually offered him a four year deal if he'd lose the scrum cap, but he wouldn't budge. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/rhysruddock_leinster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rhys Ruddock 30/10/2010</image:title><image:caption>Rhys Ruddock: if people sometimes forget how young he is, it's worth remembering that there are six players in the Leinster Academy who are older than him – and Ruddock has already broken forty appearances for the senior team</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/davidkearney_leinster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>David Kearney 19/11/2010</image:title><image:caption>Dave Kearney: the young winger/fullback has seen a lot of gametime for Leinster this year – he's sixth in the 'Minutes Played' chart. He's started in the Heineken Cup and for the Wolfhounds in their lone fixture against the Saxons, and hasn't looked out of place at either level. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/aarondundon_leinster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Aaron Dundon 26/8/2011</image:title><image:caption>Aaron Dundon: he's not a marquee signing, but he's a hard-nosed, competent club player who takes his duties seriously and  realizes that there are a lot of other hookers out there who'd like to be a professional rugby player Leinster.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/leoauvaa_leinster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Leo Auva'a 17/9/2011</image:title><image:caption>Leo Auva'a has made a very decent contribution to Leinster's Pro12 campaign in his first season as a professional, contributing five tries and getting on the ball a lot. The stutter-step saw more sparing use post-Christmas, and with a few more tricks up his sleeve next season he'll be even more of a line-breaking threat.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/rudy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rudy</image:title><image:caption>Tom Sexton: that's just cruel.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-04T12:43:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/04/30/match-reaction-clermont-auvergne-15-19-leinster/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/brianodriscoll_clermont.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BrianODriscoll_Clermont</image:title><image:caption>Vintage Drico.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/brock-james_clermont_kick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brock James_Clermont_kick</image:title><image:caption>Nobody wants to see a player go to pieces on the big occasion, and Brock James bounced back from his one botched kick – which was just outside his range, and which he probably tried to hit too hard – with one of those relatively straight forward ones barely two minutes afterwards which can really test your bottle. He nailed it. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/rob-kearney_vs-clermont.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rob Kearney_vs Clermont</image:title><image:caption>Rob Kearney rarely had the opportunity to display his aerial prowess, but he took the chance to throw some light on his other talents with a huge drop-goal out of nothing and some booming clearances. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/morgan-parra_clermont.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Morgan Parra_Clermont</image:title><image:caption>Morgan Parra was just a scrum-half for Clermont, not the game-changer that he has been in the past. His delivery was poor on several occasions, and he was obviously under instructions not to box-kick to the Leinster back three.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/nathan-hines-tweet_ribs.png</image:loc><image:title>Nathan Hines Tweet_Ribs</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-07T19:30:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/04/29/match-reaction-ulster-22-19-edinburgh/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/greig-laidlaw_edinburgh1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Greig Laidlaw_Edinburgh</image:title><image:caption>Laidlaw had an exceptional game – his attacking instincts, his ball-robbing and his place-kicking were all out of the top drawer. The Mole would have liked to see him sit back and take a drop goal when Terblanche was in the sin-bin and Edinburgh were stuck in the Ulster 22 and short of ideas, but that's a minor quibble. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/johannmuller_ulster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Johann Muller 8/10/2010</image:title><image:caption>Johann Muller brings the gravitas of a Springbok captain to every game in which he plays. While it's something of an intangible compared to the rewards that Ruan Pienaar's goal-kicking brings, it's arguably as important a part of the soup. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/paddy-jackson_ulster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paddy Jackson_ulster</image:title><image:caption>Paddy Jackson didn't shy away from the physical stuff, and is probably a tougher tackler than Ian Humphreys, the man he replaced, but this is the second knockout game in a row where the Ulster outhalf was a bystander.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/ruan-pienaar_ulster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ruan Pienaar_ulster</image:title><image:caption>Ruan Pienaar was the Magner's League Player of the Season in his first term with Ulster, and was in a different class than everybody else on the Lansdowne Road pitch. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-29T22:59:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/04/28/still-got-it-dexys-that-is/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/brad-thorn_celebrates.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brad Thorn_celebrates</image:title><image:caption>Big Bad Brad Carnegie Thorn: they don't get much All Blacker than this guy, the spiritual successor to Richard 'Tiny' White and Colin 'Pinetree' Meads. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/brad-thorn-caricature1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brad Thorn Caricature</image:title><image:caption>Big Bad Brad Carnegie Thorn. They don't come much All Blacker than this guy, the spiritual heir to Richard 'Tiny' White and Colin 'Pinetree' Meads.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/brad-thorn-caricature.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brad Thorn Caricature</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-30T07:38:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/04/27/hec-semi-final-preview-clermont-vs-leinster/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/jamie-heaslip-vs-clermont.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jamie Heaslip vs clermont</image:title><image:caption>Heaslip dots down under the sticks in the 2010 quarter-final classic. Given that it's only a couple of weeks more than two years later, the two teams are dominated by the same players who took the field in that stormer of a game. That night it was Leinster who hung on by the slenderest of margins, even given home field advantage ... will it go the other way this time around?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/isanacewa_leinster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Andrew Bishop with Isa Nacewa 29/5/2010</image:title><image:caption>Isa Nacewa has recently extended his contract with Leinster, and with the admin done will be looking forward to doing his talking on the pitch. Even Fofana and Sivivatu can't match his inventiveness on the pitch. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/brock-james_clermont.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brock James_Clermont</image:title><image:caption>Brock James was assured against Saracens, but his best day isn't as good as Sexton's best day. No10 is probably the most important position on the pitch, and if James can't bring his 'A' game, ASM will have to do it the hard way. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/sean-obrien_leinster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sean O'Brien_Leinster</image:title><image:caption>The Tullow Tank is back in his favored No6 jersey, and must be dying to break off a few trademark runs. O'Brien has put in a serious effort in the No7 jersey, but he was a revelation in European rugby last year as a blindside, and his skittling runs in midfield give Leinster the momentum they're going to need against this big Clermont pack. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/nathan-hines_leinster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nathan Hines_Leinster</image:title><image:caption>Nathan Hines had a magnificent two seasons in Leinster, and everybody involved in the club wanted him to stay. Unfortunately, it wasn't to be, and he was quickly snapped up by ASM Clermont Auvergne on his release. He seems to have got better and better every year since he entered his thirties, to the point where he deserves to be remembered as one of the very best NH second rows of the post-Martin Johnson era.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-02T11:13:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/04/26/very-difficult-but-not-impossible/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/brian-odriscoll_leinster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brian-ODriscoll_Leinster</image:title><image:caption>Brian O'Driscoll: big game players don't come much better than this guy. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/joe-schmidt_leinster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Joe Schmidt_Leinster</image:title><image:caption>Schmidt's gameplanning is going to be a big factor when he comes up against his old team. Clermont's personnel have changed a little since he left (there's no Mario Ledesma or Martin Scelzo anymore) but there must be a degree of familiarity still there with his old charges.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/yachvili_harinordoquy_biarritz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yachvili_Harinordoquy_Biarritz</image:title><image:caption>Not every team has a Yachvili and a Harinordoquy, but worse players can put pressure on opposition halfbacks. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/vern-cotter_clermont.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vern Cotter_Clermont</image:title><image:caption>Vern Cotter and Joe Schmidt know each other well and have worked together in the past. If they had a 'good cop/bad cop' routine, I'd imagine that Vern was the 'bad cop'.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-29T22:54:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/04/26/denis-fogarty-hitches-his-wagon-to-aurillac/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/denisfogarty_munster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Denis Fogarty and Tiernan O'Halloran 26/12/2011</image:title><image:caption>Fogs Jnr is out of Munster and off to Aurillac, the Jeremy Davidson-coached Pro D2 outfit. There's been a lot of movement in the Munster squad this season – and probably more to come – but this is a curious one.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-26T09:48:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/04/25/signing-contracts-and-joined-up-thinking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/joined-up-thinking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Joined-Up Thinking</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/laulala_penney_canterbury.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Laulala_Penney_Canterbury</image:title><image:caption>Casey Laulala and Canterbury coach Rob Penney, one of the shortlisted coaches for the Munster job. The identity of the new coach will have a major influence on who plays where – Foley will know EVERY member of the squad bar Laulala (he was still playing when Downey did his stint with Munster), and Penney will know NONE of them bar Laulala.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/james-downey_munster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>James-Downey_Munster</image:title><image:caption>Downey in his first brief stint at Munster. Given the amount of games he has put in for Northampton over the last five seasons, his best years might well be behind him. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/ivandineen_munster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IvanDineen_Munster</image:title><image:caption>Ivan Dineed banged in a try in the first (and only) start of his Munster senior career. Whether through illness, injury, form or confidence, he hasn't seen much pro rugby this year, but he hit the ground running against the Scarlets with a cracking performance off the bench. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-25T21:58:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/04/25/the-art-of-the-undersell/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mark-mccafferty_spoofer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mark McCafferty_Spoofer</image:title><image:caption>Mark McCafferty, Premership Rugby Chief Executive: he's "world class" alright ... a world class spoofer.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-25T09:59:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/04/24/lock-of-the-week-ulster-vs-edinburgh/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/simpsons-lock-of-the-week.jpg</image:loc><image:title>simpsons-lock of the week</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-25T13:16:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/04/23/heineken-cup-semi-final-preview-ulster-vs-edinburgh/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/rory-best_ulster_a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rory-Best_Ulster_A</image:title><image:caption>Rory Best has had the best season of his career for both Ulster and Ireland. He had an outstanding World Cup, and has been a rock in the Irish pack, stepping in as captain in Paul O'Connell's absence at the end of the Six Nations. Only 29, he is already Ireland's most capped hooker, and is a real contender for the Lions next summer. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/grant-gilchrist_edinburgh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grant Gilchrist_Edinburgh</image:title><image:caption>Grant Gilchrist breaks away from Toulouse's William Servat. The 21 year old youngster has benefitted from Mick Bradley's youth policy and has  played in every Edinburgh win in the tournament so far. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/greig-laidlaw_edinburgh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Greig Laidlaw_Edinburgh</image:title><image:caption>Laidlaw is a hell of a clever footballer, and the sort of player that any team in Europe would want in its squad. Does he have what it takes to win a Heineken Cup semi-final as an outhalf, though?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/paddy-wallace_edinburgh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paddy Wallace_Edinburgh</image:title><image:caption>Paddy Wallace has been the 'no-stat superstar' (© Michael Lewis) of the Ulster team this year. Whatever it is that he brings to the province as the senior three-quarter, they struggle when he's not there. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/stefan-terblanche_ulster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stefan Terblanche_Ulster</image:title><image:caption>Stefan Terblanche brings enormous experience and rugby intelligence to the No15 jersey for Ulster. He's a big upgrade on Adam D'Arcy who, while an exciting runner, was good for one enormous f*ck-up per game as a starter.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/jacobsen_tuohy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jacobsen_Tuohy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-28T18:54:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/04/23/why-couldnt-it-have-been-ashton/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-23T10:13:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/04/22/bumface-is-a-legend-pt-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/will-carling-tweet.png</image:loc><image:title>Will Carling Tweet</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mr-blobby-will-carling.png</image:loc><image:title>Mr Blobby + Will Carling</image:title><image:caption>It was like a Yalta conference for the late twentieth century. With Noel Edmonds as Stalin, obviously. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-22T10:41:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/04/21/2481/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mclaughlin_muller.jpg</image:loc><image:title>McLaughlin_Muller</image:title><image:caption>The very picture of happiness! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-22T10:06:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/04/19/hip-young-gunslinger-not-required/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/foley.jpg</image:loc><image:title>foley</image:title><image:caption>The Heir Apparent. But when does his reign start?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-19T12:25:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/04/18/soft-middle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/dan-tuohy_simon-zebo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Tuohy_Simon Zebo</image:title><image:caption>Dan Tuohy (26) takes on Simon Zebo (21) in an emblematic image that shows the differing age profile between the two teams. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/johne-murphy_munster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Johne-Murphy_Munster</image:title><image:caption>Johne Murphy - is he made of the same ligind material as John Hayes, Mick Galwey and John Kelly, or is he just a versatile stop-gap player?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/james-downey-northampton.jpg</image:loc><image:title>James-Downey-Northampton</image:title><image:caption>A lot of emphasis has been put on Munster's acquisition of James Downey – it's expected that he'll be a consistent gainline-breaker and form a focal point for an onrushing pack in the way that Trevor Halstead did back in the 2005-06 season. There are significant differences though: Halstead was a 29 year old with Springbok caps to his name, while  Downey is an uncapped 31-year old with a lot of tread worn off his tires from almost 150 matches for Northampton in 5 seasons.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/radge-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RADGE! copy</image:title><image:caption>Here's a fellah who knows a thing or two about winning tight games ...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/paddybutler_munster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paddy Butler 24/4/2010</image:title><image:caption>Paddy Butler might have got a chance against Glasgow at No8 with James Coughlan out injured, but McGahan opted for Peter O'Mahony, who put in a Man of the Match performance in the position where he has played most of his underage rugby. Where does that leave Butler in the depth chart for the No8 position?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/donnacharyan_gameface.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Donnacha Ryan 26/12/2009</image:title><image:caption>With Damien Varley having lost his place, Denis Hurley having lost his position and Tomás O'Leary off to London Irish, Donnacha Ryan is the only Munster-born player of that 25-29 age group who can be judged to be a first-choice option with the province. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/tony_mcgahan_munster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tony_McGahan_Munster</image:title><image:caption>Dumper McGahan has put a lot of seeds in the ground since he took over, and the likes of O'Mahony and Murray are the earliest signs of his labour. If you think that this stuff just happens on its own, that good players just emerge naturally, well then where are all the good players who were born in the 1982-86 era?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-26T16:57:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/04/17/saru-turns-politics-down-a-notch-and-focuses-on-rugby-success/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/rassie-erasmus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rassie Erasmus</image:title><image:caption>Rassie Erasmus, the new GM of the Springboks. Wonder who he has his eye on in the draft?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/dk-rog_munster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DK + ROG_Munster</image:title><image:caption>Declan Kidney and Ronan O'Gara in Munster colours: Kidney had two stints at the province, taking them to four HEC finals and winning two of them in his seven seasons in charge. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/brianashton_england.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BrianAshton_England</image:title><image:caption>Brian Ashton struggled as the man in charge, but was God's gift as second-in-command. He's a rugby coach, not a national media manager. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/lions-1997-coaching-package.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lions 1997 Coaching Package</image:title><image:caption>Cotton, Telfer and McGeechan - one of the great management and coaching teams of the professional era in northern hemisphere rugby. McGeechan was the attacking guru at head coach, Telfer the force of nature as forward's coach and Cotton the steel fist in the velvet glove as tour manager. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/eddie-osullivan_embattled.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eddie O'Sullivan_embattled</image:title><image:caption>Eddie O'Sullivan shipped a huge amount of flak during his tenure as IRFU head coach. For the majority of that time, he was dealing from two provinces, with Munster in their pomp, Leinster talented but underpowered and Ulster in the middle of a serious slump. Kidney has significantly more resources at hand, with three provinces in good standing on a European level. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/crazy-piet_laughing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crazy Piet_Laughing</image:title><image:caption>Crazy Piet oversaw the Boks winning the series against the Lions and a Tri-Nations tournament victory, but there were always questions over how much he brought to the World Cup-winning team that Jake White left him. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/nz-hydra.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NZ Hydra</image:title><image:caption>The Hydra: Wayne Smith, Steve Hansen and Graham Henry. An enormous amount of coaching knowledge assembled together and – as far as we knew – pulling in the same direction.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-20T21:03:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/04/11/heineken-cup-semi-final-line-up-2/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-15T20:37:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/04/06/frontrow-timebomb/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/du-preez-murray-and-botha.jpg</image:loc><image:title>du-preez-murray-and-botha</image:title><image:caption>Two thirds of Munster's front-row. Guess the odd one out.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/england_v_ireland_scrum-medium.jpg</image:loc><image:title>England_v_Ireland_scrum (Medium)</image:title><image:caption>The English demolished the Irish scrum on St Patrick's Day – tough times at tighthead for Tom Court, and a spectacle that had some Irish rugby fans reconsidering their take on the IRFU's dictat regarding NIQ players at the provinces. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/john-afoa_ulster1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>John Afoa_Ulster</image:title><image:caption>Afoa has been magnificent for Ulster this season, but this is Ulster's fourth season in a row where the tighthead position has been dominated by a foreign international. In a game as position-specific as rugby, and in provinces that are heavily funded by the union, there's a serious conflict of interests there. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/ollie-leroux_leinster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ollie-leRoux_Leinster</image:title><image:caption>Many Leinster fans expected Ollie le Roux to be a washed-up disappointment looking for a payday at the end of a distinguished international career. Instead he brought huge energy to everything he did and added enormous value to the club. Despite his enormous size, he was both quick-footed in contact and well able to play the full 80 mins week after week.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/darragh-hurley_munster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Darragh Hurley_Munster</image:title><image:caption>Hurley had a very encouraging start to his pro career back, but has suffered injury after injury in the last five seasons, and his rate of progress has stalled badly. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/peter-borlase_munster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Peter-Borlase_Munster</image:title><image:caption>Peter Borlase: maybe he's never going to be an international class tighthead, but it's not as though Munster are dripping with options. No long-term injuries have been made public, so what's the story with the former Canterbury tighthead?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-15T20:37:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/04/14/sarries-three-cheers-for-their-quarter-final-whipping/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/saracens_crossbar-cheerleaders.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Saracens_Crossbar Cheerleaders</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mouritz-botha.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mouritz Botha</image:title><image:caption>Mouritz Botha started his English rugby career with amateurs Bedford Athletic before being picked up by RFU Championship side Bedford Blues; he spent three seasons at the Blues before Brendan Venter snapped him up for Sarries in 2009, and made his England debut this season – he's obviously South African, but The Mole has no beef with him playing for England when he has come through their amateur rugby system.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/nigel-wray.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nigel Wray</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-14T13:26:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/04/11/match-reaction-2-leinster-vs-cardiff/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/leinster_cardiff-hec-qf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Leinster_cardiff HEC QF</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/brad-thorn-leinster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brad-Thorn-Leinster</image:title><image:caption>Brad Thorn: his scrummaging "compresses your spine in new and interesting ways" according to Irish tighthead Mike Ross.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/gethinjenkins_cardiff-pink.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gethinjenkins_Cardiff-pink</image:title><image:caption>Gethin Jenkins was the lone first-choice player in the front row, and it showed. The Cardiff scrum was brutalized, and Jenkins couldn't produce anything like the effect in the loose that he does for Wales. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/paul-tito_cardiff.jpg</image:loc><image:title>paul-tito_Cardiff</image:title><image:caption>Filise and Tito have been integral to Cardiff's efforts for five seasons. Even though they're fading forces at this stage of their respective careers, their absence from the matchday squad took a lot of wind out of Cardiff's sails.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/eoinreddan_leinster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>EoinReddan_Leinster</image:title><image:caption>Eoin Reddan doesn't have the physical gifts that Conor Murray possesses, but he has a hell of a lot more experience of the position. Reddan puts a lot of pace on the game by rarely taking the ball into contact and getting it away quickly to the first receiver, but he relies on other, better-sighted players to put shape on the attack. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-13T11:28:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/04/10/match-reaction-1-munster-vs-ulster/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/thomond-park_nightime.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thomond-park_nightime</image:title><image:caption>Thomond Park is always going to be an intimidating place to come and play, but the aura of invincibility has gone. Very few places even pick up such a daunting reputation in the first place.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/denishurley_munster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Denis Hurley 18/2/2011</image:title><image:caption>Denis Hurley – he's a Heineken Cup standard fullback, as he proved in the group stages. Is he a Heineken Cup standard winger? Unfortunately not. He gave Craig Gilroy the outside in the first half, and the young Ulster flier took it and didn't look back. McGahan has generally managed his injuries and returns well this season, but he has handled Hurley badly. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/tommyodonnell_munster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TommyODonnell_Munster</image:title><image:caption>O'Donnell's selection was a daring gambit from Dumper McGahan, and one that didn't really pay off. Munster owned the ball, but an awful lot of it was slowed down by Ulster counter-rucking, poor ball placement or Murray's dawdling. O'Donnell had neither the aggression nor the technique to shift the bigger Ulster forwards competing at the breakdown, and Ulster rarely took the ball through enough phases for him to work any turnover magic against an isolated carrier. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/ulster-vs-munster-hec-qf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ulster vs Munster HEC QF</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-12T17:29:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/03/29/return-to-specificity/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/jeff-probyn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jeff Probyn</image:title><image:caption>Jeff Probyn: maybe he doesn't look like much, but this guy was fêted as one of the most technically accomplished tightheads in the world during the late 80s and early 90s. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/ebenetzebethstormers1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2012 SupeRugbY: DHL Stormers v Hurricanes</image:title><image:caption>Eben Etzebeth was an imposing figure for the SA U20s in last years Junior World Championships, and looks like a natural long-term successor to the great Victor Matfield. At 203cm and 120kg, he's incredibly athletic for somebody that size – Victor in a Bakkies frame. This lad is going to be big news: that's The Mole's Patented Lock Of The Week.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/lukecharteris.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LukeCharteris</image:title><image:caption>Luke Charteris was almost a figure of fun to opposition fans for a number of years, a big lanky fellah with a real beak of a nose. Then he turned 28, went to Spala for the summer and came back an absolute monster with a tremendous work-ethic. Revenge of the lamper!  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/obrien_warburton.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OBrien_Warburton</image:title><image:caption>O'Brien and Warburton go head-to-head in the quarter-final. The Tullow Tank can play anywhere across the backrow, but as an out-ana-out openside, he had to take a backseat to Eagle Sam. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/lionel-nallet_france.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lionel Nallet_France</image:title><image:caption>Nallet laboured in Fabien Pelous' enormous shadow for much of his international career, but emerged as a leader and the power of the French scrum under Mark Lievremont in his 30s. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/michael-hooper_act.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Michael Hooper_ACT</image:title><image:caption>Hooper breaks away against the Sharks in a game from last year's edition of Super Rugby. The guy is only twenty, but has already been tipped as a Wallaby by George Smith ... and there's a fellah who knows all there is to know about what it takes to be an international openside. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-07T06:39:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/04/06/fira-u18-sf-ireland-22-20-france/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-06T06:31:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/04/03/hec-quarter-final-preview-munster-vs-ulster/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/thomond-park_night.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Thomond Park_Night</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mikesherry_munster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mike Sherry 22/10/2010</image:title><image:caption>Mike Sherry brings real impact off the bench. With all the injuries Munster have suffered this season, that kind of impact is in short supply. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/darren-cave_ulster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Darren Cave_Ulster</image:title><image:caption>This is a huge opportunity for Darren Cave to stake a claim for the Irish No13 jersey. He seems like he has been around a long time, but he's still just 24 – the same age as Earls and Fitzgerald. Going one-on-one with the former will be a very public contest, and there's a lot riding on it. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/john-afoa_ulster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>John Afoa_Ulster</image:title><image:caption>John Afoa has been the stand-out tighthead prop in Irish rugby this season. He's an anchor at scrum-time, a hard-charging ball carrier and a skillful handler ... no wonder he's got 30 caps for New Zealand! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-04T14:24:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/04/02/match-reaction-munster-vs-leinster/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/robkearney_keithearls_munstervleinster12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Keith Earls and Rob Kearney 31/3/2012</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/damien_varley_munster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Damien_Varley_Munster</image:title><image:caption>Varley's position is under serious pressure from Mike Sherry. Munster's lineout misfired horribly in the first half, and you can't play a territorial game if you can't enforce pressure in opposition territory.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/davidocallaghan_munster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dave O'Callaghan </image:title><image:caption>Dave O'Callaghan is still on an academy contract, but has stepped up well this season. Munster are short the talents of David Wallace [knee], Denis Leamy [hip] and Niall Ronan [knee] in the backrow; Peter O'Mahony started the season on the blindside, but has moved across to cover the open with Ronan's injury, and O'Callaghan has taken his chance well in the No6 jersey. Has he done enough to keep it for the quarter-final?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/shanejennings_leinster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ShaneJennings_Leinster</image:title><image:caption>Shane Jennings put in his best performance of the season against Munster on Saturday evening, taking the honours against the highly rated Peter O'Mahony. Jennings has been in the openside game a long time at a high level and is a resourceful and hard-nosed competitor; he brings a balance to the Leinster backrow that improves the team's performance as a whole. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/ogara_munster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>O'Gara_Munster</image:title><image:caption>Ronan O'Gara kicked the ball up in the air a hell of a lot, with very little effort to feed a potent right-to-left outside three of Earls/Jones/Zebo. ROG talked a big game during the week and had the opportunity to back it up, but didn't. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-05T06:34:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/03/28/he-is-not-fonz-and-this-is-not-happy-days/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/henry-winkler-as-the-fonz-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Henry-Winkler-as-The-Fonz-001</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/lukefitzgerald_leinster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Luke Fitzgerald 2/10/2010</image:title><image:caption>Hmmm – the unicorn jizz jersey means that it's the 2010-11 season, which hints that Fitzgerald is most likely going to do drop the ball within a few frames ...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/fintan-drury.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fintan Drury</image:title><image:caption>Fintan Drury is regarded as a canny operator and a hard charger, but Fitzgerald would be mad to take his brinksmanship all the way. A central contract offer from the IRFU is tantamount to selection – just ask Donncha – and turning one down is the next best thing to asking not to be considered for selection. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/luke-fitzgerald_lions.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Luke-Fitzgerald_Lions</image:title><image:caption>Fitzgerald back in 2009 as a 21-year old Lion. He has seen some tough times since then, with several notable injuries, missed tournaments and a severe slump in form. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-29T23:43:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/03/26/irelands-giteau/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/the-irish-gitteau.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Irish Gitteau</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/giteau_australia1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Giteau_Australia</image:title><image:caption>Giteau gave Australian coaches huge luxury over his international career: capable of playing scrum-half, outhalf and centre, he was an IRB International Player of the Year nominee in 2004 and 2009. It's odd that Dingo Deans couldn't find a place for such an extravagant talent in his RWC11 squad. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/ianmadiganleidrasb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IanMadiganLeiDraSB</image:title><image:caption>Ian Madigan has caught the try-scoring bug in a big way. Munster's Ian Keatley has been banging over the penalties and conversions like nobody's business, but is yet to score either a try or a drop-goal himself. Madigan brings more zip to the backline and has had the more eye-catching season.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/freddie-michalak_france.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Freddie Michalak_France</image:title><image:caption>Freddie Michalak mostly played outhalf, but he both started games and came off the bench for France and Toulouse as a scrum-half. He's renowned as a flake, but when he was good, he was off-the-charts good – check out his RWC2003 form.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/ogara_kicking1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OGara_kicking</image:title><image:caption>O'Gara – in the words of Declan Kidney "we know what he can do". Bar Sexton, we're not sure what anybody else can do at outhalf. Building a massive cap total might be enough to keep ROG interested, but is it the best thing for Irish rugby?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/giteau_australia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Giteau_Australia</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-29T13:17:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/03/25/the-core-of-ireland-wales/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/degree_declan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>degree_declan</image:title><image:caption>He's got the qualification but can he spread the word?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-26T05:12:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/03/21/the-prefects/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-23T15:12:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/03/20/blankety-blank/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-20T15:47:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/03/19/match-reaction-2-where-the-game-was-won-and-lost/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/england-scrum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>England and Ireland rugby teams</image:title><image:caption>The England scrum is about to disappear stage right in about three seconds ...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/johnhayes_ireland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JohnHayes_ireland</image:title><image:caption>The Mole is NOT a Hayes knocker. But did he really have to start against Fiji in November 2009 and Samoa in November 2010? Two more caps on the pile for the Cappamore Colossus, two golden opportunities to try out a new tighthead wasted. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/jamiehagan_leinster_stock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jamie Hagan 26/8/2011</image:title><image:caption>Jamie Hagan of Leinster – but had the big man received any international recognition on the back of his marathon 2010-11 season with Connacht, maybe he would have stayed out west for another couple of years. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/jb-poux.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JB Poux</image:title><image:caption>The magnificent Jean-Baptiste Poux, as good a dual-sided prop as there is in world rugby. Worth his weight in gold to French rugby. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-19T20:32:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/03/19/deja-vu-all-over-again/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-20T14:08:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/03/19/match-reaction-1-sins-of-omission/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/owen-farrell_threepointer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Owen Farrell_threepointer</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/matlock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Andy Griffith and Carol Huston star in Matlock.</image:title><image:caption>"Save us, Matlock!"&#13;
"If Chewbacca is a wookie, you must acquit. Just ask my good friend Declan. Four more years!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/eddieosullivan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>EddieOSullivan</image:title><image:caption>"You know what they say Deccie - if you're given lemons ... you've got to bite down on them and look in the mirror when your face shrivels up in distaste. I don't always talk in clichés, huh?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/waterhouse_the-remorse-of-emperor-nero.jpg</image:loc><image:title>waterhouse_The Remorse of Emperor Nero</image:title><image:caption>The Remorse of Emperor Nero After The Murder Of His Mother - John William Waterhouse, 1878</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-19T13:32:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/03/17/hoping-that-some-calcio-storico-will-break-out-in-this-horrorshow-of-a-match/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-17T13:13:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/03/17/and-the-final-table-shows/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/kidney_schmidt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kidney_schmidt</image:title><image:caption>"I'm sure you can see my point, Declan."&#13;
"Not really, Joe."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/psa_stock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PSA_stock</image:title><image:caption>PSA: staring down the barrel of a very ordinary first Six Nations with another coach's team that he largely kept intact from the RWC11 final</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/gatland_roof-open.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gatland_Roof Open</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-17T12:33:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/03/16/get-to-know-an-englishman-dan-little-joey-cole/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/dan-cole.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Cole</image:title><image:caption>Calm down laydeez ...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-18T14:47:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/03/14/national-stereotypes-and-psychology/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/lions-crest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lions crest</image:title><image:caption>E crept past S, who were hammered by W, who won late against I, so E v I = ?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-14T16:17:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/03/14/philippe-saint-andre-has-the-toughest-job-in-rugby/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/philippesaintandrefraitasb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PhilippeSaintAndreFraItaSB</image:title><image:caption>The three amigos of the new French coaching set-up. Their players haven't given them what they've been looking for, but what are they giving the players?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/wilkinson_boudjellal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wilkinson_boudjellal</image:title><image:caption>There were two key figures at the club during Saint Andrés time at RC Toulon, and guess what? He wasn't one of them. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/kingsley-jonespsa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kingsley Jones+PSA</image:title><image:caption>Sale Sharks Head Coach Kingsley Jones with Director of Rugby Philippe Saint André; premiership knot, model's own. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/bourgoin-old-boys.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bourgoin Old Boys</image:title><image:caption>The Bourgoin Old Boys with the Six Nations trophy, 2010: Parra came to the club long after Philippe Saint-André had left, but Bourgoin were a huge influence in the French pack for the entire decade. 26-times capped Julien Pierre joined in 2003-04, PSA's last season as coach, and stayed until 2008, when he moved to ASM Clermont Auvergne.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/psa_france.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PSA_France</image:title><image:caption>Never trust a coach who preaches a different game than he plays ... or some other faux-profound bullshit like that.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-14T17:41:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/03/14/the-fourth-estate-and-the-oval-ball/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/lancaster_cv.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lancaster_CV</image:title><image:caption>Whiter than white</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-14T14:01:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/03/13/match-reaction-3-all-kinds-of-everything/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/ireland-vs-scotland_bowe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ireland vs Scotland_Bowe</image:title><image:caption>Morrison has Tommy Bowe pinned for the one-two-three! Whatchu gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you, brutha?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/peter-omahony_ireland.gif</image:loc><image:title>Peter O'Mahony_Ireland</image:title><image:caption>O'Mahony had a decent first start to his Irish career – doubtless one of many. He has the aggression and energy to be a smashing openside, and is a more-than-handy lineout option. He went up against two good players in Rennie and Barclay and lost nothing in comparison. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/graeme-morrison_ogara3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Graeme Morrison_OGara</image:title><image:caption>His usual whipping boy out of the starting line-up, Graeme Morrison didn't look at all like the player who has given the Irish backline defense a tough time in the last three games between the sides. He's also a pretty terrible wanderer in space – who'd have thought it?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/cianhealy1_ireland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CianHealy1_Ireland</image:title><image:caption>The Scottish team have a nice tradition of voting for the best player on both the opposition team and their own before the post-match function; Richie Gray won the latter award – obviously – and Cian Healy won the former. The Leinster loosehead had a smashing day in both the set-piece and in open play. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/stephen-ferris_stock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>France v Ireland - RBS Six Nations</image:title><image:caption>Stephen Ferris has been the monster in Ireland's defense. O'Brien's best work as a blindside in last year's tournament came with ball in hand, whereas many of the highlights of Ferris' outings this year have come when the other team have the pill.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-13T21:17:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/03/12/match-reaction-2-tommy-nooooooooooooooo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/bowe_morrison.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bowe_morrison</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-13T10:57:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/03/12/match-reaction-1-rory-bests-try/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/rory-best_try-vs-scotland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rory Best_try vs Scotland</image:title><image:caption>Chunk Jacobsen has gotten past the Healy-Ross contain, but it's too little and too late: Best has smashed through Mike Blair and is about to dot down Ireland's first try of the day. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-12T15:04:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/03/12/send-in-the-clowns-or-not/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/declan-kidney_subbing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Declan Kidney_Subbing</image:title><image:caption>Impervious to hypnotism and all that sort of stuff – Declan Kidney's mind games are his own. Sure let's just get ready for the next cup final, after all, this is the reason why you get involved in rugby! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/donncha-ocallaghan_stock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rugby Union - RBS 6 Nations Championship 2010 - England v Ireland - Twickenham</image:title><image:caption>Donncha O'Callaghan - a hell of a nice guy by all accounts, but does that mean he should never be dropped or rotated out? His performances in this tournament haven't been anywhere near as impressive as those of the 2011 edition.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/tomasolearywalessb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TomasOLearyWalesSB</image:title><image:caption>Tomás O'Leary pictured against Wales in the 2010 Six Nations - incidentally, he had a blinder in this game. Unfortunately, that's two years ago, and he's produced nothing like that form for either Munster or Ireland since. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-12T19:45:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/03/11/talking-bout-my-generation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/sexton_ogara.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sexton_ogara</image:title><image:caption>We got you a carriage clock</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-12T11:39:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/03/09/the-rest-is-gravy/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-12T00:16:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/03/09/revenge-of-the-alistairs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/scotland-on-the-charge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scotland on the charge</image:title><image:caption>Scotland are on the up, powered by youngsters like Gray, Denton and Hogg and steeled by a couple of captains in Ford and Barclay.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/declan-kidney-006.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Declan-Kidney-006</image:title><image:caption>Declan Kidney's teams have struggled badly in Lansdowne Road, and he managed to drop a Triple Crown over the line in the 2010 game against Scotland at Croker. Ireland have only won one of the last three matches between the sides. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/jonathansexton_kick_italyvireland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jonathan Sexton 5/2/2011</image:title><image:caption>Sexton and Reddan were a potent starting combination in Ireland's best performances of 2011, against England in the Six Nations and against the Wallabies in RWC11. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/rob-kearney_breakaway_a3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rob Kearney_breakaway_A</image:title><image:caption>Rob Kearney has become Ireland's backline leader in the absence of Brian O'Driscoll. The French gave him every chance to shine with a poorly thought-out kicking strategy, but the Louth man has varied his counter-attacking policy better this season under the tutelage of Joe Schmidt at Leinster. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/graeme-morrison_ogara2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Graeme Morrison_OGara</image:title><image:caption>Graeme Morrison has made hay in the Irish midfield before, but Sexton's defensive performance against France showed that he's not the swinging door that O'Gara has been in the outhalf channel.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/dave-denton_man-of-the-match.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dave Denton_Man of the Match</image:title><image:caption>Denton and Rennie have both won Man of the Match awards in losing efforts – it ain't too often that happens. It's going to be very interesting to see how the two backrows work against each other. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/donnacharyan_gameface.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Donnacha Ryan 26/12/2009</image:title><image:caption>Donnacha Ryan gets a deserved start in the Six Nations, but he has been asked to step into some huge shoes against a good pairing. He should have got a start alongside O'Connell, rather than O'Callaghan.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/mike-ross_vsaustralia1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mike Ross_vsAustralia</image:title><image:caption>Ross has gone head-to-head with JB Poux and Gethin Jenkins and come out in fine fettle. Given the amount of ink and spittle spent on Ireland's scrummaging woes in last days of the Hayes/Buckley era, it's surprising that he's not getting more credit for his efforts. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-09T08:56:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/03/08/didnt-you-used-to-be-le-crunch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/skinner_champ.jpg</image:loc><image:title>skinner_champ</image:title><image:caption>When men were men and shorts were short</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-08T17:03:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/03/08/match-preview-wales-vs-italy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/wales-vs-italy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wales vs Italy</image:title><image:caption>Wales should have far too much for italy at home in Cardiff. The Welsh are a confidence team, and they're firing on all cylinders. Jacques Brunel is trying hard to find which players will play for him, and how Italy are best set up to progress over his tenure.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/rhys-priestland_callow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rhys-Priestland_callow</image:title><image:caption>Rhys Priestland has not looked at all convincing in Wales' games so far, even though he's had three wins in a row. The challenge of Stephen Jones has abated with age, but James Hook is only ever just around the corner.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/jenkins_captain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jenkins_captain</image:title><image:caption>After a couple of seasons where he has struggled with serious injury, Jenkins is back in the saddle and performing at his best. He's right up there with the best looseheads in the world; in fact, with Steenkamp having moved to Toulouse and the Beast Mtawarira struggling with his health, he's even closer to the very top of the pile.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/mirco-bergamasco.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rugby Union - RBS 6 Nations Championship 2011 - England v Italy - Twickenham</image:title><image:caption>It's not like Mirco Bergamasco is a 100% goal kicker either, but the guy leaves it all on the pitch and has a lot of experience and strength. There's no question in The Mole's mind that he improves the Italian team. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-08T11:49:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/03/07/brad-thorn-comes-to-leinster/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/brad-thorn-blue-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>070312BM0202</image:title><image:caption>Brad Thorn of Leinster (credit: Brendan Moran/SPORTSFILE)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/mark-flanagan_ucd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mark Flanagan_UCD</image:title><image:caption>Mark Flanagan in UCD colours: you can see that the athleticism is there, but as a latecomer to the game there's still a lot to learn. Still, he's probably got a little more exposure this year than he would have bargained for, and he has shown up pretty well for a guy who doesn't have a whole heap of rugby behind him.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/stevensykes_leinstervmelbournerebels11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Steven Sykes 19/8/2011</image:title><image:caption>Stephen Sykes pictured in a pre-season friendly for Leinster against the Melbourne Rebels. Sykes simply didn't thrive in Leinster, and showed up the inherent risks of the IRFU's three year special project contracts. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/leo-cullen_old.gif</image:loc><image:title>Leo-Cullen_old</image:title><image:caption>Leo Cullen – he's always been a cheat, sorry 'played on the edge': he just gets caught all the time these days. That's our old friend A-G-E for you. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/devintoner_try.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Devin Toner 8/10/2011</image:title><image:caption>TIMBER! Devin Toner has added ball-carrying to his repertoire this season ... and to good effect. He's also rivaling Isa Nacewa in the gametime stakes, which is some accomplishment for a second row. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/damianbrowne_antoniopavanello_trevisovleinster11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Damien Browne and Antonio Pavanello 26/11/2011</image:title><image:caption>Antonio 'Fat Tony' Pavanello and Damian 'Big' Browne get airborne in Treviso. Not pictured: the heavy plant required to get them off the turf.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-07T15:05:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/03/07/ow-captain-my-captain/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/whitman2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whitman</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/whitman1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whitman</image:title><image:caption>Two roads diverged in a wood, and I--&#13;
I took the one less traveled by,&#13;
And that has made all the difference. Not by Walt Whitman.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-09T11:18:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/03/07/how-do-you-get-to-carnegie-hall-practice/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-09T12:03:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/03/07/match-preview-1-ireland-vs-scotland/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/rory-best_ireland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rory-Best_Ireland</image:title><image:caption>Rory Best: as physical tough and uncompromising a rugby player as you will find in Ireland. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/ross_-rennie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ross_ Rennie</image:title><image:caption>Ross 'Alistair' Rennie, a rare and worthy Man of the Match in the losing performance against the French in Murrayfield, has been a Mole favourite for quite a while. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/ross-ford-vs-france.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ross Ford vs France</image:title><image:caption>Ross Ford: the big hooker played his underage rugby in the backrow and has taken some time to get to grips with the minute-to-minute aggression and toughness required of an international hooker. With more than fifty international caps under his belt now, he's really hitting his stride as Scottish captain.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-08T15:26:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/03/06/oconnell-out-irish-lineout-holed-beneath-the-waterline/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/oconnell_stock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OConnell_stock</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/nick-kennedy_london-irish.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nick Kennedy_London Irish</image:title><image:caption>Nick Kennedy of London Irish: Kennedy and Bob Casey took Ryan and O'Callaghan apart in the first game of the 2010-11 HEC in Madejski Stadium</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/richiegray_lineout.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RichieGray_lineout</image:title><image:caption>Richie Gray has done a serious job on the Irish lineout before, and that was when Paul O'Connell was in situ</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-06T21:30:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/03/06/bob-dwyer-on-france-vs-ireland/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-06T07:20:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/03/05/france-17-17-ireland-match-reaction-2-tommy-bowe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/tommy-bowe-ireland-france-007.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tommy Bowe Ireland France</image:title><image:caption>Tommy Bowe: with five tries in three matches so far, he's giving Ryle Nugent every chance to roll that name out with abandon. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/sean-obrien_stock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sean OBrien_stock</image:title><image:caption>Sean O'Brien – first the steal, then the pass: I thought this guy just ran over people? It mightn't make the highlight reel, but absolutely first-class rugby from the Tullow Tank</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/keith-earls_stock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>keith-earls_stock</image:title><image:caption>Keith Earls - good decisions and good basics well executed. No-one is ever going to criticize you for drawing your man and giving the winger a good pass.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/tommy-bowe_france.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ireland's Tommy Bowe gets past the tackle of France's Wesley Fofana</image:title><image:caption>Bowe hands off Fofana, who has had to go around the back of Clerc, and he's away down the line.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-05T21:30:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/03/05/the-tide-has-risen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/stade-de-france.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stade de france</image:title><image:caption>SdF - not as good as it looks? </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-05T16:18:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/03/05/france-17-17-ireland-match-reaction-1-halfbacks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/francois-trinh-duc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Francois Trinh-Duc</image:title><image:caption>Francois Trinh-Duc: the French outhalf struggled to put shape on the game when the Plan A – Bash It Up The Outhalf Channel – fell on its face.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/morgan-parra.jpg</image:loc><image:title>morgan-parra</image:title><image:caption>Morgan Parra needed to have his head on a swivel, because he wasn't getting much help from his outhalf.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/sexton_ferris-tackle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sexton_Ferris Tackle</image:title><image:caption>Ferris and Sexton line up Aurelien Rougerie en route to another first-half turnover.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-05T13:33:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/03/03/2142/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/mcdevitt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>McDevitt</image:title><image:caption>When is this guy going to get his Radio Oscar for services to humanity?  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/off-the-ball-rugby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Off The Ball Rugby</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/peter-omahony_u20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Peter O'Mahony_U20</image:title><image:caption>Peter O'Mahony as a No8 for Ireland U20s. Hell of a prospect, but a 'natural openside'?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/suit_keith-wood.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Suit_Keith Wood</image:title><image:caption>Keith Wood wants to see O'Brien doing what he does best</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/shane-horgan_suit_a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shane Horgan_suit_A</image:title><image:caption>Shane Horgan, pundit's hat firmly wedged on. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-04T14:08:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/03/02/je-ne-sais-mate/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/rob-kearney_breakaway_a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rob Kearney_breakaway_A</image:title><image:caption>Kearney – who's the 'bluffer' now, Slatts? Kearney's return from a horrific knee injury and almost an entire season out straight into the World Cup didn't get anything like the praise it deserved.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/cheika_stade1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cheika_Stade</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/julien_bonnaire_lineout-king.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Julien_Bonnaire_lineout king</image:title><image:caption>Bonnaire – right up there with Harinordoquy as one of the greatest lineout forwards in the modern game. Teak-tough, intelligent, skillful ... I'd imagine that this guy is going to make a hell of a coach when he finally retires.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/cheika_stade.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cheika_Stade</image:title><image:caption>Mate, yer playin' for the jumpah – alright, maybe not this particular jumpah ...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/table_leinster-under-cheika-ml_a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Table_Leinster Under Cheika ML_A</image:title><image:caption>Leinster's performances in the Magners League under Michael Cheika, 2005-10. Laws changed, defences improved, players became more well-known and thus more markable, and of course age and form swings made a huge difference. The biggest difference though was that Cheika turned the 'galactic' into a pragmatic, gritty outfit. Because whatever about his volatile temperament, he's a pragmatic, gritty coach. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-03T14:39:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/03/01/territorial-army/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/jonathan_sexton_kicking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jonathan_Sexton_kicking</image:title><image:caption>Sexton is a far better kicker than he has shown for Ireland, but that's sort of the point. He's being asked to replicate what O'Gara does, and that's not his game. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/the-problem.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Problem</image:title><image:caption>You might say that this is a one-off incident, but it betrays all the hallmarks of a team that are not thinking on the pitch, or don't understand what they're doing, or are badly coached. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/ogara_kicking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OGara_kicking</image:title><image:caption>Radge, doing what he does best – corkscrewing the ball back over the heads of opposition wingers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/rob_kearney_contestable_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rob_Kearney_Contestable_1</image:title><image:caption>Up-and-unders have a new name: 'Contestables'. They're still garryowens, though.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-04T13:56:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/02/29/osheas-stock-rises/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/caesar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>caesar</image:title><image:caption>Render Unto Caesar that which is Rightfully Caesar's</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-01T10:58:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/02/28/mr-rugby-in-the-green-and-pleasant-land/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/mr_rugby_burst.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mr_rugby_burst</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-28T14:08:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/02/28/the-art-of-substitution/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/the-bench.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Bench</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/stuart-lancaster-007.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stuart-lancaster-007</image:title><image:caption>Stuart Lancaster – the safe pair of hands has his eyes on the top job. Could Courtney Lawes' mistake have a devastating impact on his candidacy? Going into an interview with the Welsh scalp under his belt would have given him a huge boost</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/nallet_servat_train_re.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nallet_servat_train_re</image:title><image:caption>Nallet and Servat were brought experience off the bench – but is it better to start these guys or let them sit out the first hour?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/declan-kidney-pointing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Declan Kidney Pointing</image:title><image:caption>"I put a left-handed batter in to hit against a left-handed pitcher. It's called playing the percentages - it's what smart managers do to win ballgames."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/shaun-edwards.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shaun-edwards</image:title><image:caption>Shaun Edwards - do you remember when Welsh success was all down to him?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/warren-gatland-250x300.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Warren-Gatland-250x300</image:title><image:caption>Gatland - every indication that he's steering Wales towards a Grand Slam, even though the Welsh have had a couple of very narrow wins in Dublin and Twickenham</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-29T11:56:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/02/23/dumper-dumpsdumped-part-the-fourth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/diet-of-worms.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Diet of Worms</image:title><image:caption>The Munster bootroom: throw another coach on the barbie, Skippy!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/paul-mccarthymunster-scrum-coach.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paul McCarthy+Munster scrum coach</image:title><image:caption>Paul McCarthy: has not been the effective 'scrum doctor' that Munster were looking for. Not to denigrate the effort McCarthy has put in, but to The Mole's eyes, the improvement in Munster's scrum has mainly come from BJ Botha's input </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/jasonholland_munster-backscoach.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jasonholland_munster backscoach</image:title><image:caption>Jason Holland: The Mole was a big fan of him as a player, but remains unconvinced about his abilities as an attack coach at this level</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/lauriefisher_munsterforwards4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Laurie Fisher 19/10/2010</image:title><image:caption>The Fisher King: Gandalf instructing the lads how to give passes before they're tackled. Not a bad thing in itself, but he forgot to teach them anything else.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-24T21:09:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/02/23/scotland-v-france-match-preview/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/gauloise.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gauloise</image:title><image:caption>Gauloise in Hand, Sun on Back</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-23T15:17:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/02/23/dumper-dumpsdumped-part-the-second/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/2008-munster-pack.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2008 Munster Pack</image:title><image:caption>Big Strong Rubbee Man - the Munster pack of 2008-09 was one of the greatest club packs assembled in the professional era</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/deccie-smiley_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Deccie Smiley_2</image:title><image:caption>Declan Kidney giving the game away in a typically outspoken pre-match press conference. Somebody needs to put a zip on that guy's lip. He's all mouth. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/simple-key.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Simple Key</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-23T12:10:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/02/23/dumper-dumpsdumped-part-the-third/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/mechanical-stopwatch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stopwatch</image:title><image:caption>McGahan lost a serious chunk of the Munster fanbase in the course of eighty minutes. It mightn't have been fair, but it happened. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/drico-tackles-oconnell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Drico tackles O'Connell</image:title><image:caption>Heineken Cup Semi-final 2009: the end of the honeymoon period for Tony McGahan. It wasn't just the end of the honeymoon period and the beginning of married life, either. It was like it went Honeymoon &gt; Divorce over eighty minutes</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-24T07:19:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/02/23/dumper-dumpsdumped-part-the-first/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/tony-mcgahan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tony McGahan</image:title><image:caption>Tight-lipped, ashen-faced supremo Ron Knee, 59,* is to leave Munster at the end of the season</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-01T12:38:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/02/22/provincial-success-%e2%89%a0-international-success/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/leinster-vs-toulouse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>leinster vs toulouse</image:title><image:caption>Leinster vs Toulouse in the 2011 HEC semi-final: you'd want to be daft to say that this doesn't compare favourably with some of the test rugby we have already seen in this year's Six Nations</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/heieneken-cup_provinces.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Heieneken Cup_provinces</image:title><image:caption>Three provinces in the Heineken Cup quarter-finals? How is that anything but a good thing. The onus should be on the Irish coaching staff to make the team more than the sum of its parts ... that's basically the job description.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/ogarastringer-debut.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OGara&amp;Stringer Debut</image:title><image:caption>O'Gara and Stringer on debut against Scotland in February 2000: 'Not remotely ready' either, I'd say. A combined 215 caps later, everything looks a little different. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/provincial-success-e289a0-international-success.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Provincial Success ≠ International Success</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-23T06:32:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/02/21/whos-the-boshiest-of-them-all-england-vs-wales-preview/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/bosh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BOSH</image:title><image:caption>Sometimes it's not the sheer amount of BOSH, but the correct application of it, as Dr. Roberts indicates.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-29T09:35:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/02/21/what-me-worry-ireland-vs-italy-match-preview-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/alfred_e_neuman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alfred_e_neuman</image:title><image:caption>Sometimes it's not a bad thing to be a bit bullish about an upcoming game. The Mole recognizes that there's little good Declan Kidney can do by saying that we should go out there and feed the Italians thirty points, but at least one person in the meedja should make that point. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-22T08:31:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/02/19/murphy-saves-flood-plain/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/toby-flood-bottler.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Toby-Flood-Bottler</image:title><image:caption>Big moment for Tobes, and he let himself down. The Mole was thinking that the reintroduction of himself, Yuilagi and Lawes would give England a bit of pop in their showdown against Wales, but you'd be mad now to go with the Leicester fly-half after he didn't make himself known to the bottle-inspectors </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-20T11:57:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/02/19/tomas-oleary-to-perpignan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/oleary_trophies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLeary_trophies</image:title><image:caption>O'Leary with the Triple Crown shield and Six Nations trophy, 2009: 25 years old when this picture was taken and a Lions call-up on the way, it has all gone south for O'Leary since. A change of scenery might be the best thing for him.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/tomasolearywalessb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TomasOLearyWalesSB</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/duncanwilliams.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Duncan Williams 10/11/2010</image:title><image:caption>Duncan Williams: hard to show your best form when you're in and out of the team, but time is beginning to tighten on the Cork Con scrum-half's professional career</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/conor-murray.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Conor-Murray</image:title><image:caption>Conor Murray: not only has he taken over O'Leary's day job at Munster, he's also been chosen ahead of him at international level. At 22, he's not going anywhere anytime soon – although doubtless his agent will have the Irish rugby media thinking otherwise when his contract is up for renewal in a year's time</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-19T17:28:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/02/18/match-reaction-leinster-16-13-scarlets/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/fergus-mcfadden-kick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fergus-McFadden-kick</image:title><image:caption>Fergus McFadden - has banged over 33 kicks this season for Leinster [17 conversions, 15 penalties and 1 drop goal] but last night's was a big 'un</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/devintoner_try.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Devin Toner 8/10/2011</image:title><image:caption>Dev Toner - he didn't get on the score sheet tonight [pictured above is the first try of his Leinster career, which came against Conncht earlier this season] but he had a very busy day carrying the pill into contact on his way to winning the 'Stadium MVP'. Next stop, Disneyland. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/leo-auvaa_b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Leo Auva'a_B</image:title><image:caption>Leo Auva'a - from Old Belvedere groundsman to Pro12 star, the big No8 has been a great addition to Leinster's squad this season</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/simon-easterby_b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Simon Easterby_B</image:title><image:caption>Simon Easterby - the former Ireland blindside and Scarlets captain has turned himself in to a first rate defense coach in double-quick time</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-19T21:35:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/02/17/leinster-v-llanelli-match-preview/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-17T13:22:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/02/17/the-blazers-the-suits-and-the-trackies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/kidney_smal_gaffney.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Declan Kidney, Gert Smal and Alan Gaffney 17/2/2010</image:title><image:caption>The 'trackies' - guess why</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/john-delaney.jpg</image:loc><image:title>John-Delaney</image:title><image:caption>The well-paid FAI chief Father Dougal Maguire</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/davidhumphreys_senior.jpg</image:loc><image:title>David Humphreys</image:title><image:caption>Some of the gloss gone from the golden boy in recent weeks</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-17T18:57:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/02/16/debacle-in-paris/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/eamonn-ryan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eamonn Ryan</image:title><image:caption>Former minister Eamonn Ryan: never a comfortable fit as Irish rugby's Public Enemy #1. It'd be like kicking a puppy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/fat-serge-blanco.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fat Serge Blanco</image:title><image:caption>Le Beau Serge - for many non-French rugby followers, the face of the LNR. And it's a big fat bloated face!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/pierre-camou-ffr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pierre Camou FFR</image:title><image:caption>Camou can do, but Sartre is smartre ... wait, Pierre can't do and smartre isn't a word</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/stade-de-france.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stade-de-france</image:title><image:caption>Stade de France - so picturesque, so remote, so cold</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/sarkozy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sarkozy</image:title><image:caption>Sarko - almost certainly telling the parable about the rich man getting into heaven and the camel fitting through the eye of a needle</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/debacle-in-paris.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Debacle In Paris</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-19T17:55:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/02/13/he-who-dares/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/sas-dares-wins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sas dares wins</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-15T06:29:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/02/13/foster-horans-wundertry/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-13T17:05:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/02/11/match-reaction-leinster-42-8-treviso/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/isanacewaleintrevsb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IsaNacewaLeinTrevSB</image:title><image:caption>Nacewa collides with Brendan Williams, Treviso's creative spark - all the honours went to the Leinster man on the night, however.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-12T01:28:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/02/11/so-how-would-you-play-them/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/morgan-parra_black-eye.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Morgan-Parra_black eye</image:title><image:caption>Awh. Poor little pet. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-11T15:45:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/02/10/central-contracts-for-all-answers-for-none/</loc><lastmod>2024-04-21T14:41:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/02/10/gossip-from-the-mart-4/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/gossip-from-the-mart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gossip From The Mart</image:title><image:caption>Wait'll you hear what somebody told me at the Birther Rally the other day ...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-10T19:30:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/02/09/mark-tainton-spills-the-beans/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/mark-tainton.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mark Tainton</image:title><image:caption>Mark Tainton at RWC11, when he was just plain old kicking coach. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-09T16:01:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/02/08/tighthead-locks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/robin-brook_aggrieved.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robin Brook_aggrieved</image:title><image:caption>Stuff Tighthead Locks Love #6: Looking aggrieved when clearly guilty</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/hines_yellow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hines_Yellow</image:title><image:caption>Stuff Tighthead Locks Love #5: Getting yellow-carded</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/thorn-mushing-face.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Thorn Mushing Face</image:title><image:caption>Stuff Tighthead Locks Love #4: Mushing other players' faces into the ground</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/bakkies-talk-shit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bakkies-Talk Shit</image:title><image:caption>Stuff Tighthead Locks #3: Talking Shit </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/martin_johnson_scowl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Martin_Johnson_Scowl</image:title><image:caption>Stuff Tighthead Locks Love #2: Scowling </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/shaw_mauling.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shaw_mauling</image:title><image:caption>Stuff Big Men Love #1: Mauling</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-08T05:44:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/02/07/ireland-vs-wales-reaction-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/les-kiss.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Les Kiss</image:title><image:caption>Les Kiss – not one of his better days</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/bactrian_camel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bactrian_camel</image:title><image:caption>From the designers of Ireland's attack plan: the horse.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/d-fence-t-shirt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>D-Fence T-shirt</image:title><image:caption>Les Kiss has been there and got the t-shirt. Unfortunately, he forgot to wear it on Sunday. He was caught in a dilemma between wearing the D-Fence T-shirt and the Attack onesie</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-07T16:03:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/02/06/ireland-vs-wales-reaction-2-the-yellow-cards/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-07T22:03:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/02/05/ireland-v-wales-reaction-part-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/kidney.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kidney</image:title><image:caption>"I don't know whose game plan that was, but it wasn't mine." No, wait, wrong Irish coach.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-07T07:57:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/02/05/dont-make-me-watch-it-again-scotland-6-13-england/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/puck-fair.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Puck Fair</image:title><image:caption>Dan Parks in his other job, chairing Puck's Fair</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/clockwork-orange2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>clockwork-orange2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/dan-parks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Parks</image:title><image:caption>Tek a booo, son. Tha' was tehh'ble.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-05T19:08:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/02/04/nothing-better-than-being-a-schoolboy-legend/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-05T23:54:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/02/03/sit-yourself-down-there-with-a-nice-cup-of-scald-and-a-copy-of-sun-tzu/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/jamie_roberts_plows-a-furrow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jamie_roberts_plows a furrow</image:title><image:caption>How Do Ireland Stop The Big Bopper? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/earls_mike-phillips.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Earls_Mike Phillips</image:title><image:caption>Earls had a torrid day in defense against the big Welsh backs, missing four tackles. Not many people saw this one, because it came on the other side of a scrum just after the hour mark. Phillips went blind, Earls went low, the crowd went "Ooooooh!", the camera switched to an overhead position, and then you saw Earls spreadeagled on his back. Ouch.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/ferris_manhandled.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ferris_Manhandled</image:title><image:caption>Stephen Ferris: The manhandler becomes the manhandlee</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/rog-getting-smashed_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ROG getting smashed_2</image:title><image:caption>Radge on one of his ill-thought-through breaks. The Welsh laid traps for his all through the first half and he took the bait too often. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-07T15:16:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/02/02/great-coach-or-just-a-good-set-of-initials/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/psa_quoi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PSA_Quoi</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-03T12:28:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/02/01/random-musings-on-the-six-nations/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-01T21:34:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/02/01/the-calcutta-cup/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/johnson_calcutta-cup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Johnson_Calcutta Cup</image:title><image:caption>I miss him already </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-05-19T22:58:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/01/31/irish-squad-announced/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/declan-kidney-smiling_subtitled-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Declan Kidney Smiling_subtitled 2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-01T03:32:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/01/30/delon-the-felon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/o-johnno-where-art-thou.jpg</image:loc><image:title>O-Johnno-Where-Art-Thou</image:title><image:caption>Delon the Felon and Danny "I don't" Care on the run from the law with an unidentified member of the V Gang</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-30T13:46:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/01/29/match-reaction-saxons-23-17-wolfhounds/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/england-saxons-v-irish-wolfhounds-thomas-wald_2709686.jpg</image:loc><image:title>England-Saxons-v-Irish-Wolfhounds-Thomas-Wald_2709686</image:title><image:caption>Somebody sort this lad out with a Cotton Traders baggy jersey from the 1990s.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-31T01:08:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/01/28/the-boys-from-the-county-hell/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/eoingriffin_connacht.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eoin Griffin 19/11/2010</image:title><image:caption>Eoin Griffin In Full Flight: another one from the 1990s AIL program of captions. Fatties: on the burst. Backs: in full flight.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/ericelwood.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eric Elwood</image:title><image:caption>Eric Elwood: A genuine, bona fide Irish rugby hero and Connacht legend. The right man for a tough job, but not having it too handy this season. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/tomguestharlequinsvconnachtrugbyamlinjak1nib-qoul.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tom+Guest+Harlequins+v+Connacht+Rugby+Amlin+JAK1Nib-Qoul</image:title><image:caption>Michael Swift about to lay the wood on Tom Guest in last year's Amlin Cup game. Swift was stilling beasting Harlequins players a year later like he never took a break in the interim.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/rodney-ah-you_toulouse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rodney Ah You_Toulouse</image:title><image:caption>Rodney Ah You On The Burst - in the 1990s, when the AIL was in its pomp, there was always a couple of photos in every team's program of a local hero/club fatso 'on the burst', scattering defenders. Good to see Rodney continuing the tradition. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/connachtforwards_vtoulouse11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Connacht team huddle 19/11/2011</image:title><image:caption>The Boys From The County Hell</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/stassen-grail.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stassen-grail</image:title><image:caption>Parsifal holds aloft the Heineken Cup/Holy Grail after being announced Man of the Match in the Camelot XV's big victory over Mordred and his gang of Taff strongmen</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-17T09:57:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/01/27/team-selection-wolfhounds-vs-saxons/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/wolfhound_homer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wolfhound_Homer</image:title><image:caption>"The Irish wolfhound is relatively easy to train. They respond well to firm, but gentle, consistent leadership." So says the American Kennel Club. Chris Henry, are you listening? No shouting. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-28T15:11:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/01/25/my-eyes-the-goggles-do-nothing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/stephenferris_aurelienrougerie_clermontvulster12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ferris hands off Rougerie</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/ulster_cartoon_jersey2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Cartoon Jersey</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/ulster_cartoon_jersey1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ulster_cartoon_jersey</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/ulster_cartoon_jersey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ulster_cartoon_jersey</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-25T18:31:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/01/25/match-reaction-clermont-auvergne-19-15-ulster/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-25T10:57:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/01/24/nathan-hines-does-the-octopus/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-26T09:02:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/01/22/match-reaction-munster-51-36-northampton/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/zebo-munster_subbed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zebo-Munster_subbed</image:title><image:caption>Zoooooom! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-22T12:16:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/01/22/english-copper-frames-paddies-shocker/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-23T13:47:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/01/22/match-reaction-1-leinster-25-3-montpellier/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-22T10:34:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/01/20/billy-dont-be-a-munster-hero/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/billy-holland_hero.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Billy Holland_hero</image:title><image:caption>Billy Holland: just when I thought I was out, they ... pushed me further out. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-21T22:36:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/01/18/youre-sound/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/declan-button_4_small.jpg</image:loc><image:title>declan button_4_small</image:title><image:caption>He'll be airbrushing people out of team photos next</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-19T11:27:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/01/07/hed-give-you-an-indian-burn-thatd-land-you-in-hospital/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/simon-shawe_alive.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Simon Shawe_Alive</image:title><image:caption>So harsh. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/clint-newland_highlanders.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Clint Newland_highlanders</image:title><image:caption>Why we call him Nelson Muntz. When he sat on the bench for Leinster he used to wear a cut-off denim jacket instead of a promo.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/ben-prescott.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ben Prescott</image:title><image:caption>Ben Prescott: they weren't kidding about the journeyman thing - Rotterham - Nottingham - Leinster - Northampton in the space of seven months</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/nelson-muntz_original.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nelson-muntz_original</image:title><image:caption>Clint Newland having the last laugh</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-18T15:23:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/01/18/dirty-leedsyour-boys-took-a-hell-of-a-beating/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/richard-cockerill_subbed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>richard-cockerill_subbed</image:title><image:caption>Yawn. Sorry Richard, you were saying something about the refereeing of the breakdown ...?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-18T14:20:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/01/18/roger-wilson-returns-to-ravenhill/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/roger-wilson_return.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ROGER-WILSON_return</image:title><image:caption>Wodger Wilson Weturns</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-19T01:32:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/12/23/overpaid-over-sexed-over-here/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/teichmann-jones.jpg</image:loc><image:title>teichmann jones</image:title><image:caption>Teichmann and Jones reliving their Tarf and Crescent days</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-16T22:24:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/01/15/match-reaction-glasgow-16-23-leinster/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-18T22:51:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/01/13/gossip-from-the-mart-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/gossip-from-the-mart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gossip From The Mart</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/hick-with-shotgun_xenophobia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hick-with-shotgun_xenophobia</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/xylophone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>xylophone</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-13T21:57:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/01/13/ulster-v-leicester-preview/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-13T08:37:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/01/12/beware-round-5-surprises/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-12T19:12:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/01/10/cut-paste-remove-abusive-references-to-irfu-officials-and-toilet-humour-puns-on-their-names-post/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-15T12:02:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/01/10/match-reaction-munster-29-13-treviso/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/oconnell_ocallaghan_choke-tackle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OConnell_OCallaghan_Choke Tackle</image:title><image:caption>The choke tackle: comes in both green and red for all you colour-blind rugby fans</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-10T13:23:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/01/06/a-internationals-whats-the-point/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-07T12:35:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/01/05/sab10-kim-jong-wigglesworth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/sab10-kim-jong-wigglesworth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SAB#10 Kim Jong Wigglesworth</image:title><image:caption>One is a tyrannical despot who hates foreigners, the other etc. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-05T17:46:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/01/05/m85-86/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/c86_pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>C86_Pic</image:title><image:caption>C86 was an NME mix tape that catalogued the emerging British music scene in 1986. 'C' stood for cassette, and 86 ....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/germany-coughlan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Germany Coughlan</image:title><image:caption>I never even saw him. He came out of nowhere. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/duncanwilliams.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Duncan Williams 10/11/2010</image:title><image:caption>Duncan Williams: Next Big Thing or on his way to Palookaville?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/mike-ross_quins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mike Ross_Quins</image:title><image:caption>Mike Ross in his days at Harlequins, where he became the best Irish scrummager of the decade</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/04-01-12-c86-graph_1p.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Just like the Connells used to sing, 85-86</image:title><image:caption>Click to embiggen; concentrate to make cromulent</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/denisfogarty_gave-up-on-life1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DenisFogarty_Gave up on life</image:title><image:caption>Make versatility your watchword, Fogs Jnr.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/denisfogarty_gave-up-on-life.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DenisFogarty_Gave up on life</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/darragh-hurley_subtitled.jpg</image:loc><image:title>darragh-hurley_subtitled</image:title><image:caption>Darragh Hurley: injury prone hardly covers it</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-06T08:04:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/01/05/saint-andres-about-winning-not-rebuilding/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/phillipe-saint-andre_subbed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>phillipe-saint-andre_subbed</image:title><image:caption>Oui, c'est vrai</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-05T15:50:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2012/01/04/big-ben-is-little-englander/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-04T12:22:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/12/24/demented-mole-tag-index-a-b/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-02T10:10:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/12/28/demented-mole-tag-index-e-f/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-28T12:12:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/12/26/demented-mole-tag-index-c-d/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-26T10:54:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/12/23/if-it-aint-broke/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/irfu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>irfu</image:title><image:caption>Acting In their best interest?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-24T16:40:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/12/19/an-antidote-to-the-january-blues/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/heineken-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>heineken logo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-19T18:25:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/12/19/match-reaction-leinster-52-27-bath/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-22T17:46:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/12/17/its-beatlemania-all-over-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/dexys-midnight-rugby-correspondent1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dexy's Midnight Rugby Correspondent</image:title><image:caption>Classic Dexy's! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/dexys-midnight-rugby-correspondent.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dexy's Midnight Rugby Correspondent</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-19T20:34:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/12/16/its-critical-down-west-country/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-16T13:01:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/12/15/rfu-gets-ceo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/andrew_report.jpg</image:loc><image:title>andrew_report</image:title><image:caption>You want me to explain to someone what it is I do?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-15T15:02:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/12/15/the-laws-of-probability/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/ladyluck86.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LadyLuck</image:title><image:caption>Lady Luck! She wears green! She hates Connacht! The irony.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-15T10:08:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/12/14/u20-world-cup-draw-made/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-14T13:10:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/12/13/reaction-llanelli-14-17-munster/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-14T20:54:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/12/13/wilkinson-retires-from-international-rugby/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/jonny-wilkinson_retires.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jonny Wilkinson retires</image:title><image:caption>Jonny Wilkinson Retires</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-13T15:59:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/12/12/reaction-harlequins-10-21-toulouse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/louis-picamoles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Louis Picamoles</image:title><image:caption>The Iceberg does some damage </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-14T09:34:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/12/12/match-report-bath-13-18-leinster/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/caldwell_sexton.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Caldwell_Sexton</image:title><image:caption>Ryan Caldwell tries to find the 'Off' button on Jonny Sexton</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-12T16:34:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/12/09/match-preview-bath-vs-leinster/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/bath_royal-crescent.gif</image:loc><image:title>Bath_royal-crescent</image:title><image:caption>Come for the victory, stay for the John Wood the Young showpiece of Georgian architecture</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-10T10:50:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/12/09/joe-schmidts-away-team/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-10T13:01:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/12/08/harlequins-v-toulouse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/nyanga_lineout.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nyanga_lineout</image:title><image:caption>Set Piece Pressure</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-09T09:48:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/12/08/mclaughlin-makes-two-interesting-calls/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/brian-mclaughlin_subbed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brian McLaughlin_subbed</image:title><image:caption>Subtle.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-09T09:47:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/12/08/how-munster-can-beat-the-scarlets/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/tony-mcgahan_subbed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tony McGahan_subbed</image:title><image:caption>Not intended as a slight on McGahan, but he's down a lot of backs. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-09T09:38:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/12/08/hec-preview-scarlets-vs-munster/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/radge-copy2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RADGE! copy</image:title><image:caption>Sure three-in-a-row is out of the question?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/radge-copy1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RADGE! copy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/radge-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RADGE! copy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-09T09:23:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/12/07/it-aint-the-noble-art-and-i-aint-its-noblest-artist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/sonny_bill_williams-boxing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sonny_Bill_Williams Boxing</image:title><image:caption>Sunny-Bull returns to the squared circle for ten rounds of pugilistic action</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-07T15:07:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/12/06/doug-howlett-out-for-the-season/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/doughowlett2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Doug Howlett on the attack 18/9/2010</image:title><image:caption>Howlett out for the remainder of the season</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-07T08:20:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/12/06/ngwenya-wundertry/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-06T22:26:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/12/05/it-doesnt-make-him-a-bad-guy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/nick-easter_karsey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nick Easter_karsey</image:title><image:caption>Trying to throw off his Dulwich College roots</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-05T17:59:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/12/05/beanpole-to-bearpit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/lukecharteris_perpignan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LukeCharteris_Perpignan</image:title><image:caption>Chartered flight to Perpignan</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-05T16:52:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/12/05/ospreys-vs-munster-defensive-line-speed-and-how-to-check-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/andrew-bishop_ospreys1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Andrew Bishop_Ospreys</image:title><image:caption>Andrew Bishop - the key to the Ospreys' line-speed and defense against Munster</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/andrew-bishop_ospreys.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Andrew Bishop_Ospreys</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-05T16:01:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/12/03/match-report-ospreys-19-13-munster/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/munster-yellow-card-crest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Munster Yellow Card Crest</image:title><image:caption>Back on the bottom of the SpecSavers Fair Play League to boot</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-05T11:49:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/12/03/thomo-retires/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/steve-thompson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>steve-thompson</image:title><image:caption>You beautiful man</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-27T18:13:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/12/03/bumface-is-a-legend/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-03T10:17:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/12/02/leinster-vs-cardiff-preview/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/steven-sykes_springbok1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Steven Sykes_Springbok</image:title><image:caption>John Smit's savoir faire ruffled for the first and only time in his career</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/steven-sykes_springbok.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Steven Sykes_Springbok</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-05T13:33:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/12/02/dm-hall-of-fame-inductee-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/laurent-cabannes_a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Laurent Cabannes</image:title><image:caption>Great French jersey? Check. Socks around the ankles? Check? Tighthead's knicks? Check.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-02T14:07:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/11/30/dexys-midnight-rugby-correspondent-scolds-the-man/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/dexys-midnight-rugby-correspondent1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dexy's Midnight Rugby Correspondent</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/dexys-midnight-rugby-correspondent.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dexy's Midnight Rugby Correspondent</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-02T11:06:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/12/01/a-league-of-its-own/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/rabodirectpro12_png_logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RaboDirectPRO12logo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-02T10:59:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/12/01/when-rob-andrew-is-the-least-of-your-problems/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/rfu-realpolitik.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RFU Realpolitik</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-01T18:11:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/11/30/a-salute-to-pere-harinordoquy/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-30T14:31:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/11/30/the-argument-against-sevens/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/keith-earls_sevens.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Keith-Earls_Sevens</image:title><image:caption>Sevens - A Hornet's Nest</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-03T23:09:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/11/28/the-new-generation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/axel-foley.jpg</image:loc><image:title>axel foley</image:title><image:caption>"Kick it into the corner, then maul it over. Else drop a goal." </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-28T23:31:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/11/25/munster-leinster-and-their-experimental-teams/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/coaching_at_the_blackboard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coaching_at_the_blackboard</image:title><image:caption>And then you chop-block the defensive end, Moose</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-25T19:59:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/11/24/the-provincial-draft/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/nfl-draft.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NFL Draft</image:title><image:caption>With the second pick of the first round, Connacht select Ian Nagle, Munster Academy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-28T02:30:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/11/23/shit-continually-hitting-the-fan-at-st-boshingtons/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/st-boshingtons_first-xv.jpg</image:loc><image:title>st-boshingtons_first-xv</image:title><image:caption>Moodos threatened to skip the First XV photo for the annual!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-30T08:10:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/11/22/pass-or-fail/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/o_malley-passing-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eoin O'Malley doing that thing that he does ... what's it called again?</image:title><image:caption>Eoin O'Malley doing that thing that he does ... what's it called again?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-23T22:00:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/11/22/separated-at-birth-10/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/sab12-jacques-poitrenaud.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SAB#10 Jacques Poitrenaud</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-22T15:37:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/20/you-dont-notice-the-good-ones/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-22T15:02:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/25/team-of-the-tournament-nz-herald-style/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-22T15:02:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/11/21/perpignan-axe-delmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/guillotine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Guillotine</image:title><image:caption>They weren't kidding about the blood and gold in Perpignan. James Hook gets the gold, the blood is all Delmas. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-21T17:51:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/11/21/pools-become-shark-pits/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/jaws_1440x900.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jaws</image:title><image:caption>Mallinder is the swimmer</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-22T07:55:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/11/21/ted-meet-evil-robot-ted/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/mclaughlin_bouilhou.jpg</image:loc><image:title>McLaughlin_Bouilhou</image:title><image:caption>Kev McLaughlin and Jean Bouilhou: they don't just look alike</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-23T21:28:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/11/19/again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/radge-copy3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RADGE! </image:title><image:caption>Unreal stuff! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/radge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RADGE!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-21T15:36:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/11/18/ones-to-watch-heineken-cup/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/weir_krankees.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weir_krankees</image:title><image:caption>Duncan Weir - Fan'dabi'dozi</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-21T13:10:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/11/18/glasgow-a-coachs-dilemma/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/sean-lineen_subbed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sean Lineen_subbed</image:title><image:caption>Probably a bit far-fetched</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-18T11:56:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/11/17/stupidest-idea-in-rugby-runs-aground-few-surprised/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-17T19:28:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/11/17/sack-the-board/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/martin-johnson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Martin Johnson</image:title><image:caption>Johno in happier times. Doesn't look like it, though.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/ashton-vs-johnson.png</image:loc><image:title>Ashton vs Johnson</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-17T17:40:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/11/17/who-dat-say-they-gonna-pick-dat-saint/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/oooh_downey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oooh_downey</image:title><image:caption>Ooooooh, James Downey! (With apologis to Whiff of Cordite)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-17T20:18:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/11/16/beetle-browed-beadle-bids-bye-bye/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-16T18:17:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/11/16/mole-digs-in-fir-hill/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-17T09:49:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/11/15/that-old-wasps-gang-is-breaking-up/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-17T18:48:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/11/14/i-have-the-mental-you-do-not-have-the-mental/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/noves_laporte.jpg</image:loc><image:title>noves_laporte</image:title><image:caption>Noves: Mental</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-14T17:25:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/11/14/another-round-of-heino-please/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/ths-heineken-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Another Round of Heineken</image:title><image:caption>Another Round Of Heineken, Please</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-14T13:15:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/11/14/munster-23-21-northampton/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/radge-copy2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RADGE!</image:title><image:caption>Gamblor seals the deal!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/radge-copy1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RADGE! </image:title><image:caption>Gamblor takes care of business!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-14T13:12:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/11/13/1428/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/general-custer-300.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Liam Toland in Full Dress Uniform</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-14T23:30:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/11/13/montpellier-16-16-leinster/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/sean-cronin_montpellier.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Leinster's Sean Cronin dots down a five pointer against Montpellier</image:title><image:caption>You'd take that result every day of the week.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-13T12:50:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/11/12/1420/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/radge-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RADGE! </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-15T14:48:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/11/12/harlequins-25-17-connacht/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/chris_robshaw_subbed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chris_Robshaw_subbed</image:title><image:caption>Future England captain speaks out</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-13T21:26:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/11/11/hrh-tins-upon-turnpike-deposed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/hrh-tins-upon-turnpike1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HRH Tins-Upon-Turnpike's Annus Horibilis just got Horibiliser</image:title><image:caption>HRH Tins</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/hrh-tins-upon-turnpike.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HRH Tins-Upon-Turnpike</image:title><image:caption>HRH Tins-Upon-Turnpike's Annus Horribilis just got Horribiliser</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-11T18:40:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/11/11/go-on-then-gizza-job/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/sean-edwards-you-are-having-a-laugh.png</image:loc><image:title>Sean Edwards, You Are Having A Laugh</image:title><image:caption>Just a simple comparison between the teams. No more. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-12T10:34:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/11/11/report-card-wales/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/jamie-roberts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jamie Roberts</image:title><image:caption>The Big Bopper Jamie Roberts - Sings A Good Anthem, Runs a Good Line</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-13T09:24:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/11/10/heineken-cup-pool-4/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-10T17:58:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/11/10/montpellier-herault-rugby/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/gorgodzilla.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gorgodzilla</image:title><image:caption>Revving up for Sean O'Brien</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-10T13:45:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/11/10/heineken-cup-pool-5/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/imanol_opera1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>imanol_opera</image:title><image:caption>Fava beans and chianti not pictured</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/imanol_opera.jpg</image:loc><image:title>imanol_opera</image:title><image:caption>Fava beans and Chianti not pictured</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-10T13:02:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/11/09/heineken-cup-pool-3/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-09T13:21:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/11/08/le-jonny-tells-it-like-it-is/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/jonny-wilkinson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jonny-wilkinson</image:title><image:caption>... and the ball goes over the bar. That's how it works with this chap. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-10T15:19:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/11/08/heineken-cup-pool-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/xavier-rush.jpg</image:loc><image:title>xavier-rush</image:title><image:caption>Xavier Rush - enormous value for Cardiff over the years</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-08T07:01:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/11/07/heineken-cup-pool-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/ogara_munster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ogara_munster</image:title><image:caption>Repeat to Fade</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-07T09:15:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/11/06/make-no-mistake-about-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/helen-lovejoy1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>helen-lovejoy</image:title><image:caption>"Make no mistake about it ..."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/helen-lovejoy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>helen-lovejoy</image:title><image:caption>"Make no mistake about it - [continues ad nauseum]"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-07T20:42:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/11/05/head-of-st-boshingtons-school-board-retires/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/pedigree-welsh-black-cow_subbed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pedigree Welsh Black Cow_subbed</image:title><image:caption>Don't you make those big cow eyes at me ...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-05T10:11:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/11/05/felon-appears-in-kangaroo-court-not-a-shocker/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-07T10:52:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/11/03/leinster-v-munster/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-03T21:23:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/11/02/report-card-the-inner-peace-gang-new-zealand/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-02T18:49:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/16/the-team-that-never-travelled-part-two-the-second-row/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/team-that-never-travelled-crest_f1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>team-that-never-travelled-crest_f</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T18:03:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/17/the-team-that-never-travelled-part-three-the-backrow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/team-that-never-travelled-crest_f2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Team That Never Travelled Crest_F</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T18:03:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/18/the-team-that-never-travelled-part-four-the-halfbacks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/team-that-never-travelled-crest_f3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Team That Never Travelled Crest</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T18:03:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/18/ireland-vs-australia-reaction-have-you-ever-been-to-india/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/ferris_geni_hell-of-a-beating.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ferris and Genia_Hell of a Beating</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T18:03:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/19/ireland-vs-australia-reaction-men-against-boys/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/men-against-boys.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Men Against Boys</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T18:02:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/19/ireland-vs-australia-reaction-old-soldiers-never-die-they-just-get-dropped-by-robbie-deans/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/old-aussie-soldiers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Old Aussie Soldiers</image:title><image:caption>Stirling Mortlock and George Smith Catch Up</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T18:02:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/20/match-review-wales-vs-samoa/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/quick-brown-fox_wales-samoa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Quick Brown Fox_Wales &amp; Samoa</image:title><image:caption>No photoshop required</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T18:02:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/20/the-other-chaps/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/irb-founding-fathers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IRB Founding Fathers</image:title><image:caption>A bunch of bloody good blokes</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T18:02:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/20/the-team-that-never-travelled-part-five-inside-centre/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/mcalister_future.jpg</image:loc><image:title>McAlister's Future</image:title><image:caption>Luke McAlister: Really surprising that he moved away from NZ after RWC07</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/jauzion-realistic-level-of-self-worth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jauzion Realistic Level of Self Worth</image:title><image:caption>Yannick Jauzion's tough life</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/gitteau_medal_speech.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gitteau's John Eales Medal 2009 Speech</image:title><image:caption>Matt Giteau wearing the most Australian expression in the world</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/team-that-never-travelled-crest_f5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Team That Never Travelled Crest</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T18:02:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/20/south-africa-v-fiji-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/superstar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>superstar</image:title><image:caption>Superstar, coming through</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T18:02:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/21/match-review-england-vs-georgia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/chris-ashton-swallow-dive-007.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chris Ashton ... Likeable</image:title><image:caption>No wonder that Georgian lad tried to break his arm at the end of it </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T18:01:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/21/fangio-on-gamblor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/fangio-on-raadge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fangio on Raadge</image:title><image:caption>It's his job to tell it like it is. It's Farrelly's job to regale us with stories of how difficult it is to get back to the team hotel after a night in Fergburger.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T18:01:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/21/ward-v-campbell-ii-not/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/sexton-ogara.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sexton o'gara</image:title><image:caption>Stop calling "Miss 1"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T18:01:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/21/the-team-that-never-travelled-part-six-outside-centre/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/fritz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Florian Fritz in the wide open spaces</image:title><image:caption>Florian Fritz - why no love? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/adi-jacobs-wetsuit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Adi Jacobs: there's an ASBO on the way for the hoodie</image:title><image:caption>Adi Jacobs and his new stealth hood</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/bastareaud_fat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bastareaud waving good bye to the ice-cream van ... after emptying it</image:title><image:caption>Mathieu Bastareaud: First into the building in the morning, last one to leave. Unfortunately the building is the canteen, not the gym.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/fruean-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robbie Fruean gets away from a hapless Highlander</image:title><image:caption>Fruean would have made a lot of other RWC11 squads</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/mortlock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mortlock scalps the White Orcs with ball in one mitt</image:title><image:caption>The Evil Wizard Mortlock works his magic</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/team-that-never-travelled-crest_f7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Team That Never Travelled Crest</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/team-that-never-travelled-crest_f6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Team That Never Travelled Crest</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T18:01:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/22/gossip-from-the-mart-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/gossip-from-the-mart2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gossip From The Mart</image:title><image:caption>Fergburger lays the rule over international opensides. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T18:01:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/22/match-review-south-africa-87-0-namibia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/lairy-bakkies_eighty-burger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lairy Bakkies_eighty burger</image:title><image:caption>When Willem Alberts heard his opposite number was Jacques Burger, all he could think of was the next meal. At Fergburger. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T18:00:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/22/australia-v-usa-preview/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/beale-try.jpg</image:loc><image:title>15. Kurtley Beale (Australia)</image:title><image:caption>Get used to that feeling, Kurtley</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T18:00:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/23/team-announcement-ireland-vs-mother-russia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/declan-button_4_small.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kidney's Politburo is backing the USSR! He's a mole.</image:title><image:caption>Saint Declan looking a little bit like Brezhnev. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T18:00:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/23/flinty-robinson-makes-a-tough-call/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/andy-robinson-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Keep Schtum</image:title><image:caption>Robinson makes the tough call on Kellock</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-07-03T05:52:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/23/match-review-australia-67-5-usa/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/field-hospital.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Field Hospital</image:title><image:caption>Wallaby HQ</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T18:00:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/23/match-preview-new-zealand-vs-france/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/ruchie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ruchie</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:59:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/23/match-preview-england-v-romania/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/tinds_hrh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tinds_hrh</image:title><image:caption>"Ya, might have mentioned that the oiks in the press give the family a hard time." "How far do you think I could throw that little fellow?"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:59:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/24/the-team-that-never-travelled-part-seven-left-wing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/sitiveni-sivivatu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sitiveni Sivivatu - Stealth Bomber</image:title><image:caption>Sivivatu swoops</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/lukefitzgerald_interview.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Camera-shy Luke Fitzgerald</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/team-that-never-travelled-crest_f8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Team That Never Travelled Crest</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:59:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/24/match-report-england-67-3-romania/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/eng-vs-romania-scrum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The well-tempered scrum</image:title><image:caption>That's a pretty text-book front-row engagement right there</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:59:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/24/jaccuse-new-zealand-v-france-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/lievremont.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lievremont</image:title><image:caption>Couldn't pick his nose</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:59:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/24/match-preview-ireland-v-russia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/sky_george.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sky_george</image:title><image:caption>There's a six in the morning? Sky Plus baby!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:58:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/24/match-preview-argentina-v-scotland/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/ott.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ott</image:title><image:caption>Pool B comes to the big screen</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:58:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/25/match-reaction-samoa-27-7-fiji/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/alesana-tuilagi_bosher.jpg</image:loc><image:title>This probably should be a thought bubble, as it accurately reflects what's going on in his head</image:title><image:caption>Alesana Tuilagi not on the scoresheet tonight, but a big force</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:58:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/25/match-review-argentina-13-12-scotland/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/valdano_argentina1986.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jorge Valdano</image:title><image:caption>Sporting Argentine philosopher Jorge Valdano. Not pictured: shit on a stick.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:57:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/26/ireland-vs-russia-reaction-points-win-prizes/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:57:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/26/ireland-vs-russia-reaction-points-on-the-board/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/kicks-vs-tries-2010-11.png</image:loc><image:title>Ireland's Scoring Record: Kicks vs Tries 2010-11</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/jonathansexton_unpickable.jpg</image:loc><image:title> Sexton giving himself too much time before his place kick</image:title><image:caption>Jonathan Sexton lines up a kick at something, possible someone standing three metres to the right of the posts</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:56:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/26/rabo-pro-12-leinster-15-10-llanelli/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/joe-schmidt_llannelli.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Joe Schmidt_Llaughing in Llannelli</image:title><image:caption>You wouldn't force your worst enemy to watch this game twice</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:56:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/26/a-french-revolution/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/traille_french-revolution.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Traille_French Revolution</image:title><image:caption>Damien Traille looses his musket in the direction of Marc Lievremont</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:55:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/26/freddie-tuilagi-inserts-big-fat-foot-in-big-fat-face/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/johno-freddie-tuilagi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Johno and Freddie used to be such close chums</image:title><image:caption>Johno and Freddie in happier times; the dwarf-throwing came later</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:55:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/27/lievremont-takes-his-revenge/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/guillotine-for-traille.jpg</image:loc><image:title>It's the guillotine for you, Monsieur Traille</image:title><image:caption>That'll teach you to ferment revolt on foreign shores</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:55:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/27/cliffy-palu-done-and-dusted/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/wycliff-palu_lays-wood-on-kearney.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wycliff Palu lays the wood on Rob Kearney</image:title><image:caption>Cliffy at his fearsome 2009 best</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:55:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/27/the-usual-suspects/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/no12-vs-italy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Usual Suspects</image:title><image:caption>Five criminals. One line-up. No co-incidence. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:55:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/27/romania-v-georgia-preview/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:54:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/28/precog-set-pieces-ireland-vs-italy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/italy-vs-ireland-scrumtime.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Italy vs Ireland Scrumtime</image:title><image:caption>Don't think we'll see the same sort of result this time round</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:54:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/28/the-team-that-never-travelled-part-eight-right-wing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/lwazi-mvovo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lwazi Mvovo tears through the well-fed Tan defense</image:title><image:caption>Lwazi Mvovo: Zoom</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/strettle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I'll give it back when the photoshoot's done, Johno</image:title><image:caption>David Strettle - English kit purely for promotional purposes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/team-that-never-travelled-crest_f9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Team That Never Travelled Crest</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:54:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/27/match-review-usa-eagles-10-27-italy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/parissepink.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sergio Parisse</image:title><image:caption>He's not so tough</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:54:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/29/the-ballad-of-marc-lievremont/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/marc_lievremont_21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Marc Lievremont_The Pressure</image:title><image:caption>The sorry end to a career of great service to French rugby</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/marc_lievremont_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Marc Lievremont_The Pressure</image:title><image:caption>The sorry end to the career of a great servant to French rugby </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:53:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/29/the-wallabies-are-in-danger-of-growing-stale-im-taking-them-into-strange-new-places/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:52:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/29/the-team-that-never-travelled-part-nine-fullback/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/clement_poitrenaud.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Clement_Poitrenaud</image:title><image:caption>Bish Bash Bosh? No thank you. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/team-that-never-travelled-crest_f10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Team That Never Travelled Crest</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:52:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/29/its-a-knockout/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/jonny-wilkinson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jonny wilkinson</image:title><image:caption>Excuse me, can you tell me the way to final please? Oh no, it's OK, I remember now.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:52:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/29/match-preview-samoa-vs-south-africa/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/bismarck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Steak-powered monster with no reverse gear. Yes, we do his PR.</image:title><image:caption>Bismarck Back for Boks. Bish Bash Bosh?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:52:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/30/match-preview-england-v-scotland/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/paterson2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>paterson2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:52:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/01/so-long-samoa/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/samoa-south-africa-rwc-03.jpg</image:loc><image:title>samoa-south-africa-rwc-03</image:title><image:caption>SA &amp; Samoa share a contemplative moment</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:51:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/01/match-report-tonga-19-14-france/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:51:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/01/parisse-one-name-sums-up-a-nation%e2%80%99s-hopes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/sergio-parisse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sergio Parisse - he's not so tough [part 2]</image:title><image:caption>"You should see the other guy"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:51:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/01/the-dagger-sticks-it-to-gorgeous-george/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:51:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/02/dan-carter-out-of-rwc11/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:51:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/02/zen-and-the-art-of-recycling-ball-maintenance/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/drico_italy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drico_italy</image:title><image:caption>46 international tries from centre. Outstanding.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:50:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/03/name-that-tune/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/argie-sing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>argie sing</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:50:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/03/armitage-shanks-paterson-one-week-hard-labour/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/felon-armitage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Delon 'Felon' Armitage up before the beaks ... for the third time this year</image:title><image:caption>I ain't done nuffink.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:50:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/03/rougeries-dislocated-shoulder/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:50:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/03/is-there-any-reason-that-i-can-completely-bottle-this-decision/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:50:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/03/match-reaction-nick-malletts-outhalf-plan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/tommy-bowe_luciano-orquera.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tommy-Bowe_Luciano-Orquera</image:title><image:caption>Don't worry little fella, in twenty minutes time I'll be doing the same thing to your replacement</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:49:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/04/gregor-townsend-not-up-to-scratch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/robinson_townsend.jpg</image:loc><image:title>robinson_townsend</image:title><image:caption>Robinson: So are we going to score a try today, Gregor?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:49:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/04/stress-injuries-the-pivot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/injured_carter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>injured_carter</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:49:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/05/just-who-is-this-colin-slade/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/carter_slade-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carter_slade (2)</image:title><image:caption>Colin Slade is the Other Guy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/carter_slade-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carter_slade (3)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/carter_slade.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carter_slade</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:49:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/05/le-crunch-england-vs-france/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/picture-1.png</image:loc><image:title>Picture 1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:49:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/05/match-preview-wobs-vs-boks-qf/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/wallaby-scrum-2011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wallaby-scrum-2011</image:title><image:caption>... and that's about it. Of course, on the day there'll be a bunch of other guys in front of us, but I reckon we can take them.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-11T20:38:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/06/precog-the-analysts-role-in-the-ireland-vs-wales-game/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:47:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/06/morgan-parra-a-french-crisis-with-an-emerald-lining/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/morgan-parra.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Morgan Parra</image:title><image:caption>Morgan Parra - with one 'r' it could have been a wonderful car</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:47:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/07/match-preview-new-zealand-vs-argentina/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:47:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/07/the-return-of-the-grey-man/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:47:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/08/gareth-and-jpr-would-have-been-proud/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/jpr_glory-days.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jpr_glory days</image:title><image:caption>Glory days are here again?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:47:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/10/match-reaction-leinster-30-20-connacht/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:46:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/10/match-over-reaction-ireland-vs-wales/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/rwc07-fail.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RWC07 Fail</image:title><image:caption>Now THAT's a failure!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:46:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/11/in-built-obsolesence/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/irish-team-line-up.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Irish Team Line-up</image:title><image:caption>Still a lot of good players in that picture</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:46:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/13/semi-finals-%e2%80%93-experience-and-the-fear-factor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dingo-deans.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dingo Deans</image:title><image:caption>The winningest semi-finalist of them all</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:46:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/14/at-thixes-and-thevens-australia-vs-new-zealand/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:45:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/14/wales-v-france/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:45:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/15/match-reaction-france-9-8-wales/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/sam-warburton-tackle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sam Warburton Dangerous Tackle</image:title><image:caption>Now I'm just a simple country lawyer, but ...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:45:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/15/has-fate-already-decided/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/danny_blanchflower_1961.jpg</image:loc><image:title>danny_blanchflower_1961</image:title><image:caption>Danny Blanchflower - loved a bit of fate with his greens</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:45:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/16/match-reaction-nz-20-6-australia/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:45:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/17/red-cards/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/kobus-wiese-is-enormous.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kobus wiese is enormous</image:title><image:caption>Answers question, eats microphone</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:45:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/23/what-a-player/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/thierry-dusautoir.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Thierry Dusautoir</image:title><image:caption>Enters the Pantheon of the Rugby Greats</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:44:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/24/oconnor-wants-in/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/james_oconnor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>James O'Connor</image:title><image:caption>O'Connor wants more traffic</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:44:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/24/gossip-from-the-mart-beyond-parody/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:43:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/26/uh-oh-aurelien/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:43:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/28/you-hang-up-no-you-hang-up-no-i-mean-it-ive-got-a-restraining-order-against-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/peteromahonymun2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Peter O'Mahony</image:title><image:caption>Save Us Obi-Wan, You're Our Only Hope [Fergburger's suggested headline]</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/peteromahonymun1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Peter O'Mahony</image:title><image:caption>Save Us Obi-Wan, You're Our Only Hope [Fergburger's Original Headline]</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/peteromahonymun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Peter O'Mahony</image:title><image:caption>Save Us Obi Wan, You're Our Only Hope [Fergburger's original headline]</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:42:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/28/edinburgh-v-leinster/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/ryan_sixhalf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ryan_sixhalf</image:title><image:caption>A seven or a six and a half?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T17:42:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/13/lawes-banned-for-two-weeks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/dirty-lawes1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dirty deeds done dirt cheap</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/dirty-lawes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dirty deeds done dirt cheap</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:31:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/13/what-is-to-be-done-with-this-paul-oconnell-and-his-carries/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/cant-carry.png</image:loc><image:title>Can't Carry</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/oconnell-carries.png</image:loc><image:title>O'Connell Carries in 2011</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/paulies-crap-carries.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paulie's Crap Carries</image:title><image:caption>So who's going to be the one to tell him? Not in goals.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:31:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/14/big-ted-off-home/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/big-ted-sheridan1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Big Ted Off Home</image:title><image:caption>Injury-plagued monster once again plagued by injury monster</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:31:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/14/skrela-out-doussain-in-whither-beauxis/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/beauxis-overlooked_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I write the songs that Marc Lievremont doesn't sing</image:title><image:caption>Tortured genius overlooked for versatile nipper</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/beauxis-overlooked_small1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I write the song that Marc Lievremont doesn't sing</image:title><image:caption>Tortured genius overlooked in favour of versatile nipper</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/beauxis-overlooked_small.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I write the songs that Marc Lievremont doesn't sing</image:title><image:caption>Tormented genius overlooked for versatile nipper</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/beauxis-overlooked.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I write the songs that Marc Lievremont doesn't sing</image:title><image:caption>Tormented genius overlooked in favour of versatile nipper</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-29T09:29:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/14/match-report-scotland-15-6-georgia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/morrison_not-a-nice-jock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Morrison_Not A Nice Jock</image:title><image:caption>Stoosh ahoy!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:30:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/14/you-hang-up-no-you-hang-up-no-you-hang-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/aac-hearts-drico_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Why do birds suddenly appear ...</image:title><image:caption>Mate ... I love you, mate. There. I've said it. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:30:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/14/match-report-oh-canada-25-20-tonga/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/happy-canucks1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Happy Canucks</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/happy-canucks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Happy Canucks, Tired Joke</image:title><image:caption>The Canadians are going wild for this crazy sport</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:30:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/15/the-team-that-never-travelled-part-one-the-front-row/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/team-that-never-travelled-crest_f.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Team That Never Travelled Crest</image:title><image:caption>The Best Players Not Selected For The World Cup, Part 1: The Front Row</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:30:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/15/guess-whos-back/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/lairy-bakkies_back.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lairy Bakkies_He's Back!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:30:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/16/matty-burke-the-voice-of-reason/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/matty-burke-drinks-a-toast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Matty Burke Drinks A Toast</image:title><image:caption>When you're right, you're right</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:29:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/16/match-preview-australia-vs-ireland/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/gordon-hamilton-3-edit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gordon hamilton 3 edit</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:29:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/16/match-preview-south-africa-vs-fiji/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:29:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/16/match-preview-wales-vs-samoa/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/the-wild-samoans.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Wild Samoans</image:title><image:caption>"This guy thinks he's going to win ... oh."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:29:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/17/ireland-15-6-australia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/mick-doyle-happy-days.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mick Doyle_Happy Days!</image:title><image:caption>Ireland 15 - 6 Australia</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:29:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/17/blue-bullshit-zoolander-spies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/spies_zoolander_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My lats need to be ... at least THREE times this big</image:title><image:caption>Kill the Malaysian Prime Minister and then do some box jumps, you big showpony.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/spies_zoolander.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My lats have to be at least ... three times as big</image:title><image:caption>Kill the Malaysian Prime Minister and then do some box jumps, you big show pony.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:29:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/08/fleshlumpeater-injured/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/lairy-bakkies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lairy Bakkies</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/remorseful-bakkies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Remorseful Bakkies</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:28:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/08/new-zealand-v-tonga/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/tonga_big-talk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>... and a couple of yellow cards</image:title><image:caption>The Tongan gameplan</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:28:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/09/match-review-new-zealand-41-10-tonga/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/sunny-bull_good-side.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Superstar Sunny-Bull Wull'yums does a Platoon</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:28:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/09/match-preview-england-vs-argentina/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/maradona_england.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A little bit of the hand of God ... a little bit of a f*ck you, buddy.</image:title><image:caption>Maradona heads one in against Angleterre in a typically unemotional sporting encounter between the two countries </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:28:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/09/argentina-vs-england/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/federicomendez-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mendez &amp; Ackford</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/federicomendez-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mendez &amp; Ackford</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:27:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/10/match-preview-sa-vs-wales/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/happy-steenkamp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Not a looker</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:27:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/10/specsavers-fairplay-league/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/specsavers-league.png</image:loc><image:title>Dirty Leeds</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/munster-yellow-card-crest4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>G'wan Munster You Ligind</image:title><image:caption>Dropinf off record pace, still way out in front</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/munster-yellow-card-crest3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Munster Yellow Card Crest</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:27:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/10/england-v-argentina-review/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:27:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/11/match-review-south-africa-vs-wales/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/warburton_loss.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Probably deserved more</image:title><image:caption>Huge performance, no result</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:26:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/12/match-review-ireland-22-10-usa/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:26:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/12/gamblor-test-match-vs-european-cup-rugby/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/gamblor-tactics.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gamblor Tactics</image:title><image:caption>No miracles passes here baby</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:26:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/12/match-review-australia-32-6-italy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/australias-james-oconnor-007.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Leave me out for Faainga? I'll show you hot-tempered.</image:title><image:caption>Five Italians in his wake, hot-tempered larrikin James O'Connor gets over for a try. Bonzer.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:26:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/13/first-round-thoughts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/dingo-deans.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dingo deans</image:title><image:caption>Fly my pretties, fly. Just don't try to maul it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:25:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/02/ospreys-v-leinster/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:25:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/04/match-report-munster-20-12-dragons/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/munster-yellow-card-crest2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>G'wan Munster You Ligind</image:title><image:caption>Pacemakers in the SpecSavers Fair Play League</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/munster-yellow-card-crest1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>G'wan Munster You Ligind</image:title><image:caption>Pacemakers in the SpecSavers Fair Play league</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/munster-yellow-card-crest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>G'wan Munster You Ligind</image:title><image:caption>Pace-setters In The SpecSavers Fair Play League</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:25:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/04/match-report-ospreys-27-3-leinster/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/george-hook-and-his-opinions.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oh, George Hook and your opinions! Will you never learn?</image:title><image:caption>All genuine quotes from the Sunday Independent, 03 October 2010</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:24:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/06/one-to-watch-manu-tuilagi-england/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/tuilagi_happy-sad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>What a range!</image:title><image:caption>Whaddaya mean 'one-dimensional'? I can do happy AND sad.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:24:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/08/brand-haskell-keeps-tom-crofts-jersey-warm/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:24:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/08/29/ireland-vs-england-reaction-episode-1-s-u-c-c-e-s-s-thats-the-way-you-spell-eh/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/the-dog-ate-my-homework.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Declan Kidney, Gert Smal and Alan Gaffney 17/2/2010</image:title><image:caption>Alan Gaffney. Lovely guy. Not overly enthusiastic with how he's got our attack 'functioning'.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:23:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/08/29/ireland-vs-england-reaction-episode-2-the-payoff-of-being-seen-to-avoid-eddie-osullivans-bearpit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/osullivan-kidney.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I Didn't Even Have To Photoshop This</image:title><image:caption>August 2007 in Ravenhill and Declan Kidney is struck by a precognition of the future four years from now.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:23:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/08/29/ireland-vs-england-reaction-episode-3-decision-making-what-decision-making/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/now-thats-a-language-i-can-understand.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Now That's A Language I Can Understand</image:title><image:caption>At least there's something behind it. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:23:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/08/30/g%e2%80%99day-australia-i%e2%80%99m-excited-%e2%80%93-australia-squad-preview/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:23:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/08/30/i-hear-marlborough-does-a-very-good-sauvignon-blanc/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/mike-tindall_pints.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mike Tindall_Pints</image:title><image:caption>Someone else has to drive home though, I left my keys at the palace ... and I've been banned from driving for three years. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:22:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/01/the-pink-panther-strikes-again-%e2%80%93-france-world-cup/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:22:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/01/do-you-have-fire-argentina-squad-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/gaucho-mate-argentina.gif</image:loc><image:title>Ledesma's Other Brother, The One Who Doesn't Play For Stade</image:title><image:caption>Don't have a maté, it's absolutely rank. It tastes like wet dog.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:22:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/08/19/mortlock-cipriani-and-the-melbourne-rebels/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/mortlockcipriani.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stirling Mortlock and Danny Cipriani</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:21:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/08/22/irish-rwc-2011-squad-preview/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/declan-kidney-smiling_subtitled.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Declan Kidney Smiling_subtitled</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:21:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/08/22/boks-club-baby-blacks-sa-vs-nz-match-report/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/fleshlumpeater-gizzardgulper2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fleshlumpeater &amp; Gizzardgulper</image:title><image:caption>Fleshlumpeater and Gizzardgulper share moment, lunch</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/fleshlumpeater-gizzardgulper1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fleshlumpeater &amp; Gizzardgulper</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/fleshlumpeater-gizzardgulper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fleshlumpeater &amp; Gizzardgulper</image:title><image:caption>Fleshlumpeater and Gizzardgulper share moment, lunch</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:20:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/08/23/scotland-rwc-2011-squad-preview/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/braveheart_doctored.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Full of Scots!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:20:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/08/24/sweet-chariots-barbour-jackets-big-lumps/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/gillray_-_john_bull_taking_a_luncheon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gillray_-_John_Bull_taking_a_Luncheon</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:20:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/08/24/fleshlumpeater-gizzardgulper-and-the-bad-giants/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/shok-bok-omissions.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shok Bok Omissions</image:title><image:caption>Bloodbottler, Childchewer, Meatdripper, Maidmasher and Gizzardgulper Make Cut</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:19:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/08/24/ruhspuct-thuh-huhkuh-smuddy-nz-world-cup-squad-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/black-lace_sorry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Black Lace_Sorry</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:19:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/08/24/now-thats-a-vote-of-confidence/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/galthie_delira.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Galthie_delira</image:title><image:caption>Oh, don't mind me. I'll just hang around here in Montpellier being the obvious man for the job.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:19:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/08/25/ye-cannae-win-anything-wi-kids/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/welsh-on-tour.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Welsh on Tour</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:18:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/08/25/australia-v-new-zealand-preview/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bledisloe-cup_subtitled1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bledisloe Cup_subtitled</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bledisloe-cup_subtitled.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bledisloe Cup_subtitled</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:18:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/08/26/just-try-and-keep-the-tackles-down-lads-manu-samoa-squad-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/headshrinkers1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Headshrinkers</image:title><image:caption>"There's a ball in this game?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/headshrinkers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Headshrinkers</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:17:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/08/28/australia-v-new-zealand-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/big-kev.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Big Kev</image:title><image:caption>Big Kev Knows ... How To Win 'Em. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/samo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Samo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:17:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/08/19/connacht-vs-ireland-xv/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:15:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/08/19/south-africa-v-new-zealand-preview/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-01T13:15:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/08/18/matt-giteau-and-robbie-deans/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/deansgiteau.jpg</image:loc><image:title>deansgiteau</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-27T22:28:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/12/report-card-front-five/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/kidney1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kidney</image:title><image:caption>Teacher Drafts Up His Reports</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/kidney.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kidney</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T08:31:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/17/report-card-back-row/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/sean-obrien.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sean O'Brien</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T08:30:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/18/report-card-half-back/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/rog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rog</image:title><image:caption>I'll have a monkey on the jolly at the next in Lingfield.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T08:30:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/19/report-card-centres/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/drico_barnet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drico_barnet</image:title><image:caption>Nice barnet</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T08:29:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/20/report-card-back-three/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/earls_superstar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>earls_superstar</image:title><image:caption>I wanna be a superstar</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T08:29:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/21/report-card-the-springboks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/bakiesvictor2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bakkies Botha and Victor Matfield</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T08:29:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/22/report-card-the-wallabies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/australian-national-rugby-world-cup-team.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Advancing Australia All The Way To Shameful Bronze</image:title><image:caption>The Third Best Team In Th World - Officially!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T08:29:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/30/report-card-st-boshingtons-first-xv-england/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/st-boshingtons_first-xv.jpg</image:loc><image:title>St Boshingtons_First XV</image:title><image:caption>It's Just Hijinks! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T08:28:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/11/01/report-card-the-pink-panther-departs-france/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-02T19:08:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/20/bastille-day-never-falls-in-october/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dernier-bastille.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dernier bastille</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-20T15:09:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/19/keith-murdoch/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-19T20:40:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/19/and-the-winner-is/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/ogara_weepu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Piri Weepu's Arse</image:title><image:caption>You're looking at the arse of one of the best six rugby players in the world, apparently</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-20T10:35:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/10/surprise-surprise/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-10T10:04:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/01/marge-you-made-me-miss-joe-theismann/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dan-carter-is-down-and-hes-hurt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Carter is down and he's hurt</image:title><image:caption>The great Dan Carter is in doubt for the quarter-finals</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-03T07:41:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/10/02/dont-let-the-door-king-hit-you-on-the-way-out/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-02T14:31:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/30/guess-whos-back-2/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-01T15:44:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/28/settling-in-thoughts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/2011_world-cup1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2011_world cup</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/2011_world-cup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2011_world cup</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-29T12:19:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/28/bonzer-commentary-from-the-hosts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/georgian-king-kong.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Georgian King Kong</image:title><image:caption>Kiwi commentators play a blinder! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-28T12:42:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/27/separated-at-birth-9/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/sab9-nick-clooney.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SAB#9 Nick Clooney</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-27T14:51:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/25/i-just-called-to-say/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/dingo_giteau.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dingo_giteau</image:title><image:caption>So, if this works, how do you want to share the credit?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-25T11:04:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/25/matty-williams-channels-solzhenitsyn/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/matt_williams_gulag-archipelago.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Matty Williams_Gulag Archipelago</image:title><image:caption>This mornings's intellectual rumination</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-25T06:55:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/08/31/261/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bonpensiero-ocallaghan-exposed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bonpensiero OCallaghan Exposed</image:title><image:caption>2007 - Take This As a Metaphor For Our Economy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-25T04:39:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/08/23/justice-has-a-new-name/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bronson_subtitle1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bronson_subtitle</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bronson_subtitle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bronson_subtitle</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-25T04:37:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/08/30/bloody-good-bloke-actually/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/tim-nice-but-dim.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tim Nice But Dim</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-25T04:35:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/08/31/separated-at-birth-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/sab1-jabba_bastareaud.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Separated At Birth: Jabba and Matthieu</image:title><image:caption>It's Glandular, I'm Sure</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-25T04:35:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/01/separated-at-birth-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/sab2-dewi-odlum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I'm Surprised More People Haven't Noticed</image:title><image:caption>I Stole Your Joke, Keano!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-25T04:34:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/02/separated-at-birth-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/sab3-kurtley-gable1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SAB#3 Kurtley Gable</image:title><image:caption>In honour of the 2011 John Eales Medal Winner and the 1934 'Best Actor' Academy Award Winner</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/sab3-kurtley-gable.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SAB#3 Kurtley Gable</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-25T04:33:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/03/separated-at-birth-4/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/sab4-sloth-borthwick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SAB#4 Sloth Borthwick</image:title><image:caption>Sure, it's not entirely fair. It's not all that harsh either, though.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-25T04:33:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/04/separated-at-birth-5/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/sab5-frans-graf1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SAB#5 Frans Graf</image:title><image:caption>Take two bottles into the shower? I just wash and go.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/sab5-frans-graf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SAB#5 Frans Graf</image:title><image:caption>Take two bottles into the shower? I just wash and go. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-25T04:32:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/24/george-smith-and-rwc11/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/george-smith.jpg</image:loc><image:title>George Smith with his most recent John Eales Medal</image:title><image:caption>George Smith with his most recent John Eales Medal</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-27T00:02:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/23/tomorrow-morning/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-23T15:05:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/23/behaviour-unbecoming-to-a-trinity-man/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/scott-lavalla_the-ear-pull.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scott Lavalla_The Ear Pull</image:title><image:caption>Cheika will have that ear reefed off you if you carry on with that nonsense</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-02T21:59:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/23/gossip-from-the-mart-parochialism-abu/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/gossip-from-the-mart3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wait'll you hear what somebody told me down at the BNP meeting last night ...</image:title><image:caption>Fergburger on nationalism, localism, parochialism, jingoism etc. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-24T06:07:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/19/nostradamus-guscott-tells-it-like-it-was-is-now-and-forever-shall-be/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/smug-guscott.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Smug Guscott</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-19T08:30:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/15/match-preview-nz-v-japan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/happier-times.jpg</image:loc><image:title>happier times</image:title><image:caption>Happier times in Cardiff</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-15T17:30:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/14/hi-im-gord-mckinnon/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-14T14:15:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/10/468/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-10T19:16:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/10/i-cant-think-of-any-job-where-you-could-legitimately-watch-this-without-fear-of-repercussion/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-10T15:30:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/10/separated-at-birth-8/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/sab8-eric-burger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SAB#8 Eric Burger</image:title><image:caption>Curly-haired blindside meanies</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-10T15:20:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/09/france-v-japan-preview/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-09T17:23:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/09/one-to-watch-richie-gray-scotland/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/richiegray.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Even Nallet's not that interested in tackling him</image:title><image:caption>"Slow, cumbersome and like Bambi on ice": is that right, Jerry?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-09T14:56:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/08/one-to-watch-joe-tuineau-tonga/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/joetuineau_southland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Big Joe Tuineau makes a cut and it's off to the races for Southland</image:title><image:caption>That outhalf is not happy being left to tackle Big Joe</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/joe-tuineau_wadlow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Out of my way, little man</image:title><image:caption>Joe Tuineau, All-American ... eh, All-Fijian? Sorry, All-Tongan</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-08T07:39:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/08/one-to-watch-israel-dagg-new-zealand/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/israel-dagg-mils-muliaina-006.jpg</image:loc><image:title>It Takes Two, Baby - Me And You. It Just Takes Two. Two-oo-oo etc</image:title><image:caption>Israel and Mils in happier times</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-08T06:54:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/08/26/one-to-watch-mamuka-gorgodze-georgia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/gorgodze_smash1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gorgodze_Smash</image:title><image:caption>"You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. And that's all the time."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-07T13:03:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/06/363/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/gorgodze-tekori1.png</image:loc><image:title>Gorgodzilla vs Mothra</image:title><image:caption>Check out how small the ball looks!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/gorgodze-tekori.png</image:loc><image:title>Gorgodze &amp; Tekori</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-07T08:00:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/07/gossip-from-the-mart-the-fergburger-chronicles/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/gossip-from-the-mart1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wait'll you hear what somebody told me in Fergburger last night ...</image:title><image:caption>Wait'll you hear what somebody told me in Fergburger last night ...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-07T07:11:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/07/one-to-watch-conor-murray-ireland/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/conor-murray_passing-is-easy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>What's the big deal? Can't everybody do this ... [crickets]</image:title><image:caption>All the potential to be the best Irish scrum-half of the last thirty years</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-07T06:28:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/07/joe-schmidt-he-used-to-be-a-teacher/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/kidney_schmidt_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>So ... many ... possibilities</image:title><image:caption>You can expect a good few more of these ...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-07T06:14:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/07/separated-at-birth-7/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/sab7-lionel-beethoven.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SAB#7 Lionel Beethoven</image:title><image:caption>One of the Mole's favourites. Picking Skrela over Beauxis is like picking David Gray over Beethoven, M. Lievremont.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-07T05:57:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/06/crystal-ball-gazing-1/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-06T07:29:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/06/separated-at-birth-6/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/sab-6-busted-flood.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SAB #6 Busted Flood</image:title><image:caption>Poor old Tobes: what, did you really think you were going to play in a World Cup when Johnno could pick le Jonny?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-06T06:48:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/05/one-to-watch-pat-mccabe-australia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/pat-mccabe-grey-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pat McCabe_Grey Man</image:title><image:caption>What does this guy actually do? Stay tuned to find out. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-06T17:47:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/05/352/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/ralapelle-and-maori.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jeez, don't be a sook; there's no use crying about it, man</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-05T16:28:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/05/341/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/bonponsiero-ocallaghan-ticket.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lionel Nallet and Brad Carnegie Thorn are shitting themselves as well.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-06T13:25:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/03/one-to-watch-martin-rodriguez-gurruchaga/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/martin-rodriguez-gurruchaga_11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Martín Rodríguez Gurruchaga</image:title><image:caption>Latest In The Line of Puma And Stade Fullbacks</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/martin-rodriguez-gurruchaga_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Martin Rodriguez Gurruchaga</image:title><image:caption>Latest in a line of talented Puma and Stade Francais fullbacks</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-04T17:38:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/03/gossip-from-the-mart/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/gossip-from-the-mart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wait'll You Hear What Somebody Told Me In Coppers ...</image:title><image:caption>Wait'll You Hear What Somebody Told Me In Coppers ...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-03T06:40:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/02/hes-no-diego-dominguez-italy-squad-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/italy-home-away.png</image:loc><image:title>Italy Home &amp; Away Record</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/azurri-hum-anthem.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Just Hum It ... </image:title><image:caption>'Hey Salvatori! Why you-a no sing-a wid-a yo accent no more?"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-02T09:58:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/09/02/one-to-watch-napolioni-nalaga-fiji/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/nalaga_charge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Napolioni 'Naps' Nalaga</image:title><image:caption>Probably the best try-scorer in the world [with apologies to Carlsberg]</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-02T07:02:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/08/31/a-decade-of-six-nations-and-they-put-you-on-the-day-shift/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/a-decade-of-six-nations.png</image:loc><image:title>A Decade of Six Nations </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/the-dagger-drico-celebrate-04-triple-crown.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Glory Days Down At The Wanderers End</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-31T18:42:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/08/31/one-to-watch-joe-tekori-samoa/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/joe-tekori_bigger-boat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Joe Tekori_Bigger Boat</image:title><image:caption>That's One Big Dude</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-31T07:21:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/08/30/233/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/paddy-wallace-world-cup-tripler-text.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paddy Wallace World Cup Tripler </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-30T06:43:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/08/30/one-to-watch-patrick-lambie-south-africa/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/lambie-vs-steyn1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lambie vs Steyn</image:title><image:caption>Anybody Home McFly?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/lambie-vs-steyn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lambie vs Steyn</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-30T06:42:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/08/29/ireland-vs-england-reaction-episode-4-fragile-do-not-drop/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/fragile-do-not-drop1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fragile Do Not Drop</image:title><image:caption>Handle With Care</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/fragile-do-not-drop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fragile Do Not Drop</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-29T13:21:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/08/26/ireland-v-england-preview/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/spala_ireland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spala_ireland</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-26T16:47:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/08/25/two-big-calls/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/two-big-calls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Two Big Calls</image:title><image:caption>McFadden: "It's like looking in a fairground mirror ... at a carney."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-25T15:07:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/08/21/ireland-vs-france-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/oleary-intercept_subtitle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>O'Leary Intercept_subtitle</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-24T11:13:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/about/</loc><lastmod>2019-10-28T15:53:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com/2011/08/21/the-scrum-half-equation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://dementedmole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/scrum-half-equation.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scrum-half Equation</image:title><image:caption>Boss, Murray, Reddan, O'Leary, Stringer: Five Into Two Does Go, But We Want Integer Scrum-Halves</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-24T07:27:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://dementedmole.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2024-04-21T14:53:22+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
